Use a Pick Up Line on the Person Above You!

Started by Mellific, June 16, 2017, 03:04:31 PM

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Mellific

Try to pick up the person above you with a wicked pick up line. Extra points for the corny, creative, and classic pick up lines. Triple points for dirty pick up lines.

Well, there aren't actually points being issued. But, the aforementioned styles of pick up lines are arguably the best, anyway.

I'll start with an example, since there's no one to pick up above me. Yet.




Are you a fan?

Because you just blew me away.

O/O | A/A | MM

Lyku

Are you a bondfire?

Because you've got me all hot.
Every great dream begins with a dreamer.  Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.  – Harriet Tubman


Mellific

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants.

O/O | A/A | MM

Lyku

I hope you like the zoo, because I can be an animal.
Every great dream begins with a dreamer.  Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.  – Harriet Tubman


Derwaysh

Would you pass the table salt? The thirst's killing me.

You can be my single malt and I'll be your poetry.
And I, methinks, am gone astray
In trackless wastes and lone.


Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name! | A peek is worth a thousand words!

A/A

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Mellific

Is your name WiFi?

Because I'm really feeling a strong connection.

O/O | A/A | MM

Lyku

I hope your pants are reflective, because I can see myself in them.
Every great dream begins with a dreamer.  Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.  – Harriet Tubman


Hawk

Are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten-I-see.
“The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak
And stared with his foot on the prey.”

O/O
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letsxflyy

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

Eunoia

I’m trying to quit smoking. Wanna give me a new oral fixation?

Catleigh5

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
Cat ~~~~

BentLycan93

Heaven lost an angel when you fell from the sky.

Janzhi

Do you have fresh aloe vera gel, salt, sugar free yogurt and honey? Because over a period of three to nine months, I want to erase your old tattoos and then we can go get inked together to celebrate our future?

TurtleInTheSheets

I know it's pouring outside, and we were supposed to take a walk in the park. We can still do but...

I wouldn't mind janzhi-ing in the rain with you~


I'll let myself out now ^^


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Luryd

What's your sign? Air ? Because I can't breathe without you.
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Silent Knight

You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.

Lady Shadow

Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, but when you have it, you have it all over.
Ambition is like a V8 engine.
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TurtleInTheSheets

Why don't I treat you like a lady first.....then I'll treat you better in the shadows.. ^-^

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KatKwik

“Is it possible to be too attractive?” Pepe Le Pew
             
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Lady Shadow

Hey good lookin' you got a key for that collar?
Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, but when you have it, you have it all over.
Ambition is like a V8 engine.
~Elvis Presley~

JustAlexander

I lost my phone number, how about you give me yours ;)

aengylize

Don't worry about the time, doll.  You're right on time.
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JustAlexander

You must have great eyesight. Because you’re looking good!

PennySludt

You must be new here, cuz there's no way I've seen anyone as hot as you in here before.
May Evaporate Without Warning, But It Doesn't Mean I've Dropped The Game! I'll Always Notify If I Don't Want To Continue!

JustAlexander

Are you my homework?  ‘Cause I want to take you home and do you all night!

Lady Shadow

Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, but when you have it, you have it all over.
Ambition is like a V8 engine.
~Elvis Presley~

Mimetisme


I am an artist and you, sweetness. Mm, you could be my next masterpiece.
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TurtleInTheSheets

Just noticed your name had "me" in there so can I buy you a drink? Co'z I'd love to add my last name in there as well. ;) :P :-[


"Mi!Me!T'is me, your man." I'll let myself out now

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Hickory

Hey, I know we just met and all, but every great story has to start somewhere, right? ;)
Talk to me about Undertale. <3
My Ons/Offs
Play with me!

destroyerofworlds

hey, is there a mirror in your pants? ;)

because we should fuck.

SeraphAzriel

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Callista

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.  William Shakespeare
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TheHighwayHitman

Darling, you look so inviting that I thought it might be exciting for a woman with a limousine to go bouncing around in a beat up truck with a man in wore out jeans.

Sumara

I'm wondering if some things are as smooth as your head... would you care to show me?
On/Off Scroll

Due to life right now, I'm not able to rp atm.  My recent illness has caused all kinds of problems and I need to spend time correcting them.  I hope to be back soon!

TheHighwayHitman

I'm wondering what you're really hiding under that look.

Mellific

Is that a loaded weapon in your hand, or are you just ready to shoot me?  ..........  I'll go home.

O/O | A/A | MM

TheHighwayHitman

How about I take you home and let you find out?

Mimetisme


You look like you're good at cleaning. How about using your gun to help get the blue off my lips?
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Love And Submission

Why don't you come over here and give me a taste of  those lips, baby?


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Mellific

You can give me the creeps any day.  ::)

Sorry. That was weird.

O/O | A/A | MM

Love And Submission

Is That An Ice Cube In Your Mouth Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?


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midnightblack

My lower back could really go for a foot massage about now.
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Belle33

Is that stem, or are you just happy to see me?

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Endogenesis

I donæt know you, but I might like you given time and incentive.
"And he took her in his arms and kissed her under the sunlit sky, and he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many.”

Deamonbane

My name is Deamonbane, but you can call me... anytime. ;)
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Herbanbourbon


Love And Submission

Is that a denied in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


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Rhael

Sir, you strike me as someone who excels in.... crowd control
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Loiosh

"I can see you're into guns.  Welcome to the show!"  flexes

Mimetisme

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Mellific

I can think of a few ways to keep your lips from turning too blue...

O/O | A/A | MM

Love And Submission

There's only going to be seven planets left in the solar system after I destroy Uranus.


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Despairs

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