Make war, not love.

[Ajoxer]

Or, if at all possible: Both!

I'm thinking that, just for the sake of seeing if I can improve concentration alone, I wish to GM a combat- and possibly some smut- based DnD game.

During combats, trying to get a minimum of one post a day from each character, unless they're on vacation. For the purpose of said vacation, if you DO need to be away from the computer for a sizeable amount of time, preferably each character having a small blurb titled Tactics, for a guide to their basic combat behavior when being NPCed. Characters can be anything from the core books, and if you want something elsewise, just IM me with a description, I'll check it out, and being a shmuck, will probably allow it. Start at level 1, peaceful interaction with NPCs will probably be quite light, more likely to involve hostile relations with monsters and NPCs, feel free to be as detailed in the party as you want, we'll see where it goes. Dungeon crawl style. Mainly, as a bit of stress relief- Because everyone needs to spend some time kicking ass and getting tail.

[Creeper]

YES!

I mean, you have my interest, friend!

[Ajoxer]

I'm probably looking for 4-6 characters. Oh, and, uh, if you've ever heard of Hengband? This will be like that, except dramatically less lethal. * goes into flashbacks of the damn jabberwock on level 1.

[Ellyssa]

Ooh. What sort of theme? Or where is it based? :)

[Ajoxer]

The theme? Essentially, Fightin' an' sex. Thinking of a real stress relief type game, the PBP equivelant of Diablo 2. To keep things moving is why I have the tactics and such ideas there. >_>
Where it's based? Eh, generic Greyhawk style world.

[CirclMastr]

Count me in.

[WarDragon]

I'm interested.  Put me down as a blaster-mage.  Maybe.

[Ellyssa]

Sounds good. :) I'll let others decide what they want first.. but count me in.

[Creeper]

I'd probably be a druid, or a monk.

[Ajoxer]

Also, just in response to a little quirk: Careful about the pretension in the character history. The chosen one of the dwarves has better things to do than hack goblin women and children down for their copper pieces. ^_^

[Creeper]

So, relatively normal folks, kicking ass, crawing dungeons, and buggering anyone remotely attractive, yes?

[Ajoxer]

Sounds about right. www.netbook-of-uck.net I may include the use of the feats and such from this- Some thoughts for it if I do, because this will only have sex as mostly an aside: Prowess is free to increase, and you get one erotic feat per regular feat, I'd say. If it ends up being unbalanced... Ah, hell, more power to ya.

[Ajoxer]

Tentative Cast List:
Creeper, Half-Orc Barbarian.
Wardragon, Warlock.
Ellyssa, Unknown
Circlmastr, no class yet.
Hunter: Elven Ranger

[Ellyssa]

Maybe not a paladin, will see how first. Not sure about the netbook's classes and stuff yet, still got to read through it, and no clue what you just said re Prowess. :)

[Ajoxer]

Check out the link and the online guide, check new skill Prowess. Essentially, how good you are at boinking people.

May make some changes to the Prowess rolls for streamlining things.

[Creeper]

changed my mind, going to be a barbarian. Are you going to be making changes to half-orcs?

[Ajoxer]

Such as? None in particular, though I believe it has been stated that Half-Orcs ARE one half size class larger in the, ahem, lower sections in the Netbook.

[Creeper]

It was a reference to the fact that Half-orcs get the short end of the stick, stats-wise, both getting -2 to charisma and intelligence.

[WarDragon]

At least they're better off than half-elves (especially in a hack n' slash like this).

Ajoxer, do you have Complete Arcane?  I'm toying with the idea of taking Warlock for a spin.

[Ajoxer]

Aaaah. Well, for the purpose of this game... Let's say they don't get the -2 penalty to Charisma, for the sake of having a bit of animal magnetism. If it doesn't work out, GOD SHALL SMITE THINGS. And lemme check Warlock out...

[Hunter]

I'd like to be cheesy and make an elven ranger.  ^_^

[Ajoxer]

Just a warning, I think that full-blooded Elves have the unfortunate circumstance of having their junk a half size class smaller. Consider Massively Hung.

And yes, it seems like the racial " sizes" are mostly for humour. I shall play it as such.

[Ellyssa]

Stat generation = how?

[Ajoxer]

I'm thinking that we should probably go for the 18, 16, 14, 12, 12, 10 style. The type I've usually seen as a standard- 'Heroic', I think.

[Hunter]

*holds up hand*  Half drow ranger.   ;)

[Ajoxer]

Let me put it this way, Hunter... No. I'm not even going to spend a while detailing the awful things that will happen to Drow. The only Drow that have a chance are the sexy female kind, and even they are likely to end up tentacle bait. It's just, y'know, an image sorta thing. Also, Wardragon, I don't see too much problem with making a Warlock.

[Ellyssa]

Sexy female kind of drow, hmm? ;)

[Hunter]

*sighs tragically*  Oh well, human we is.   8)

[Ajoxer]

Tentacle bait. Remember that. Lots of them.

[Creeper]

Wow, according to that websites rules, an over-large penis can do more damage then a battle axe or a sword to the guts.

[Ajoxer]

Yeah, but the amount of struggle needed to put it in is quite significant. Probably more simple just to coup de grace them.

And rules were made to be broken. >_>

[Creeper]

5d6 is quite a lot at low levels. Why fireball when you've got a big wang?

[Hunter]

*thinks about a human rogue and winches*

[Ajoxer]

Well, first of all, you have to be at least two size classes larger, they get a fortitude save to downgrade it to 1d6, you have to pin them and remove their clothes... Frankly, it'd only be a reasonable method of torturing a prisoner. In which case, what the hell, go for it.

And also, Hunter- What did you mean by Half-Drow? I mean, are we talking an Elf who calls people his brother, or...?

[Hunter]

Well, first of all, you have to be at least two size classes larger, they get a fortitude save to downgrade it to 1d6, you have to pin them and remove their clothes... Frankly, it'd only be a reasonable method of torturing a prisoner. In which case, what the hell, go for it.

And also, Hunter- What did you mean by Half-Drow? I mean, are we talking an Elf who calls people his brother, or...?

Half-Drow.  Likely the product of a male drow and a female human.  Basically a normal half elf with darkvision instead of low light.  Or some such.

[Ajoxer]

Depends, are you going to have a lot of angst about your parentage, all that, " Oh god I wish I wasn't a damn dirty purple-eye"?

[Hunter]

Angst?  Me?  *looks around*  Not me.  I don't do angst, just women.

[Ajoxer]

Alright. But remember, you still keep the extra-lite package.

[Ellyssa]

Extra-lite package? But they're drow, they're all dark.

*writes up her chaste paladin*

[Ajoxer]

Yeaaah, she'll keep chaste for long...

Ahhhh, Elliquiy! Where Vow of Chastity is a challenge to everyone!

And sadly, even a dark-skinned Elf is still an elf. It's one of those sad, painful facts of life...

[Hunter]

Okay, I'll work up a half elven (drowish) ranger soon.  We'll have to break in that chaste paladin.  *cough*gangbang*cough*

[Ajoxer]

Remember, respect her wishes.

Her OOC wishes. IC wishes... Hah!

[Hunter]

Geasa by her diety.  ^_^

[WarDragon]

*makes note*  No elves, got it.

Thanks for the approval of the class; still not entirely sure it's what I'll make, but looking good.  Either that or a plan vanilla fighter.  Normal casters suck so bad at low levels...

[Hunter]

*makes note*  No elves, got it.

Thanks for the approval of the class; still not entirely sure it's what I'll make, but looking good.  Either that or a plan vanilla fighter.  Normal casters suck so bad at low levels...

A half ork wizard/sorcerer might be a fun idea.

OOOooo!!  Half elven bard.  ^_^  (too many ideas)

[Ellyssa]

Heh heh heh.


Um, anyway, starting equipment? ;)

[Ajoxer]

Roll your standard starting money, choose from there.

[Hunter]

Any chance that we can get an extra feat or two?  One feat just isn't enough.  Please?

[Ajoxer]

Nein. Nein, nein, nein... Remember, also, you get one free erotic feat for every regular feat.

[Hunter]

Nein. Nein, nein, nein... Remember, also, you get one free erotic feat for every regular feat.

*huge grin*

[Jefepato]

Damn, this is getting a lot of posts.  Still need any more people?

[Ajoxer]

Well, we've currently got five, still room for one more.

And it's interesting, isn't it? I'm like the Titanic, games are unlikely to survive, and yet still, I attract people like mad.

Ah well, you never win, you just do a little better each time...

[Jefepato]

Intriguing.  What gender ratio is being worked with here among the PCs, and how do you like the spellthief class?

[Ajoxer]

Where can I find it, and preferably about equal male:female would be nice.

[Jefepato]

Where can I find it, and preferably about equal male:female would be nice.

Complete Adventurer, and I know that.  I'm asking what it is now, so I can make an appropriate character.

[Ajoxer]

Erm, not sure- if everyone is playing to gender, so far, it's 4:1 male:female.

[Ellyssa]

At least you think! *squirms a bit, fighting down its sentient tentacles which almost escape into view*

Anyway almost done a first-draft character on icky 3edb, will post link after?

[Jefepato]

Hmm.

I'm thinking female half-elf spellthief, then.  (I considered halfling, but 1st-level halflings under that site's rules are killed by sex scenes if I recall right.  I'll check again.)

By the way, are we looking at a mainly good-aligned (or at least non-evil) party?  I'm fine with it either way (though I'd prefer some PC cohesion at least), but that does affect character design and backstory...

[Ajoxer]

Remember the Halfling Harlot, sir. and I believe it is mainly good, yea. Aside that damn dirty duende negro.

[Jefepato]

Remember the Halfling Harlot, sir.

You raise a valid point.  I shall see about character creation sometime soon.

[Creeper]

Erg, switching back to druid. We'll need some healing power with this bunch, anyways. Plus, there's the wonderful Wildshape!

[Jefepato]

By the way, are the turn-based sex mechanics actually going to be in use, or will it mostly just be RPed out?

[Ajoxer]

Oh, mostly RP. We'll use the turn-based mechanics when it's for the purposes of... Well, when it has a purpose besides getting freaky.

[Ellyssa]

http://www.3edb.com/viewCharacter.asp?cid=13051

Still need to tweak a bit and prettify it out, but dinner calls.

[Hunter]

As much as I'd like to play, I think that I'm going to bow out of this game.  Sorry.

[Ajoxer]

Aaaah, easy come, easy go...

[Jefepato]

Ellyssa, you can certainly make your character however you want, but you do realize that combat is a major focus of this game?

A paladin whose dump stats are Strength and Constitution really isn't a good idea.

[WarDragon]

It could be sort of viable... take the Ranged Smite Evil feat from Book of Exalted Deeds, and avoid melee at all costs.

[Ajoxer]

Of course, I can always place a tad more focus on the, ahem, smut... We shall see, eh?

[Ajoxer]

4 hours, and... 40? 50? eh, something like that. 4 hours and 40~ minutes. https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?board=193.0

* whistles quietly.*

[Ellyssa]

Bah. Never been much of a must-max-brawn fighter myself. Will see.

MAybe I won't be the only meleer? :p

[Ajoxer]

Eh, remember Creeper... Druids can be extremely formidable in HtH.

[WarDragon]

I could do melee as well, but then we'd be short a blaster.  Of course, druids can do that too...

It'd be easier if we started at levels that allowed for some multiclassing right off.

[Ajoxer]

Hmmm... You know what, it does seem like we could use a better level... What the hell. Start at level 5, get a decent start on feats and such, so forth..

[Ellyssa]

Noooooo

[Zakharra]

 Have room for one more?

[Ajoxer]

Ellyssa, any more complaining for you, and we toss you to the squid fights! >_>

And yeah. You know, I shouldn't be able to lose and replace a player five hours after I've started the game. Yeesh.

[Creeper]

I'll have my character ready sometime tonight or tommorow. If we're at level 5, how much gold do we get to start? Anything on magic items?

[Ellyssa]

What's their CR, and how many tentacles? ;)

And could you please post something in the other thread about resolved die rolls, and how we decide EQ value too, then? Or you owe all of us soup. Thanks.:)

[Ajoxer]

There we go. And to answer both those questions, Ellyssa: Enough.

[indarkestknight]

I'd like to play, but it seems you have a full roster. Whatever you may need, meatshield, healer, nuker, skill monkey...

Anyway, someone give me a PM if there turns out to be room again. Good luck, Ajoxer!