Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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CupidCatt

Granted, but hover cars are introduced the next day and your sport becomes so niche that you're forced to sell yourself on the streets to make a living. On the flip side, you discover that this isn't such a bad deal after all.

I wish people wouldn't wear socks and sandals. Ever.

PrettyxPoisonxApple

Granted. But you find those socks were actually doing the world a favor by hiding the gnarliest and putrid of toes. Ever.

I wish my hair would sit perfectly every single day.

CupidCatt

Granted, but it's sitting on a mannequin in the corner of your room. You're bald and will forever wear wigs. Surprise!

I wish assignments would write themselves.

PrettyxPoisonxApple

Declined. Because you stole my hair! *laughs* Okayokay. Granted. But it would be in written in invisible ink!

I wish my muse would never leave me.

WashAutumstar

granted but "s/he is a fickle b#@$h with a very short attention span"

i wish i could hop through parallel universes


“Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about how much you like something. It’s basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg

CupidCatt

Granted, but you hop into one where you never existed and *poof*

I wish ex-boyfriends never turned bitter.

PrettyxPoisonxApple

Granted. But now they all hold a severely heavy candles for you that burn for ever. Yiiiiiiick!

I wish CupidCatt would be my friend!  ;D

CupidCatt

Granted. I'm rewriting the rules of the game, there's nothing bad about friendship with the Catt :P

I wish pizza delivery guys were always cute and never creepy.

PrettyxPoisonxApple

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Granted. Except they would be gay and therefore not interested in a pretty girl like yourself.

I wish for new curtains! Ones that don't look like my grandma's old sun dresses.

CupidCatt

Granted, but Scarlett O'Hara pops by for a chat and leaves wearing your new drapes.

I wish my freckles wouldn't reappear every summer.

PrettyxPoisonxApple

Granted. But then you notice you miss them because they are cute and a part of you and you mourn them for ever.

I wish I had lots of money!

CupidCatt

Granted, but the economy fails and regular money is replaced with squirrel teeth.

I wish I could sing like an angel.

SummerWhispers

Granted, but now all you can do is sing, not speak in any other venue.


I wish the twelve hour day I am working goes quick and well.

Yukina

Granted, but it goes quick since it's your last day at work.

I wish for a friendly penguin that played card games


CupidCatt

Granted, but Gir kidnaps the penguin and Zim replaces its brain with a fried egg, destroying its ability to play anything except Gin Rummy.

I wish my phone battery didn't need such regular recharging.

Stella Maris

Granted. It explodes, instead.

I wish that I didn't need to replace the windows in my house to meet current code.

~SM~
“Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants - use it to get into their heads.”
How to Make a Star Shine my O/os

Blythe

Granted. The code changes and the windows are okay. But your lawn isn't.

I wish I had a hat.

PrettyxPoisonxApple

Granted. But it is too small.

I wish for a kitten.

Stella Maris

Granted, but it's some space kitten that a week later eats your entire CD and DVD collection, even the digital copies, somehow.

I wish that I had some cute lingerie.

~SM~
“Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants - use it to get into their heads.”
How to Make a Star Shine my O/os

Yukina

Granted, but then multiple pics of you only wearing it are posted all over the internet so people you know are bound to see it eventually.

I wish for a brain for my penguin.


Snapespersephone

Granted but it is the brain of a chipmunk and now your Penguin is sad that it can't climb trees
I wish my hips would stop hurting
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

guardtherealm

Granted, but as soon as they stop hurting, your hips triple in size and turn purple

I wish I could take a trip tomorrow.

MelisaArtemis

Granted, you have a trip to south pole sea

I wish I can spend my days sleeping and lazing around and still earn money enough for my family :P

Formless

Granted ... But you're family well get well on their feet and dump you because you're such a lazy person.

I wish I can teleport anywhere.

Snapespersephone

granted but you teleport into a volcano
I wish I could spend my days in just my blankets
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.