Would you like me if I.....

Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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Mr Bigglesworth

Definitely!

If I stayed overnight, and then made you vanilla pancakes for breakfast?

Skadii


Mr Bigglesworth

Well, not if you locked me in your basement and kept me there :-) -- I imagine in the sense you meant it though that I would like you very much!

If I sent you naughty texts while you were at work?

Skadii

You already do and I still like you!!!  ;)


Ditto?

Mr Bigglesworth

*giggling* - Of course!

...Took you on a Ferris wheel, and talked the operator into to get us stuck on top for a while?

TheLegionary

Not really.

If I were unable to say anything.

Mordred

Sure, why not? Speech is at times overrated.

.. if I lured you over to watch a few of my favorite films.. assuring you I had all the goodies, popcorn, and drinks you could possible wish for?
*See Pillory*

Skadii

Of course I would! :)


If I made you drop your pants and say something terribly obnoxious every time someone said the secret word?

jilorbb

O.o If it was the result of a bet or something. XD

If I were to write you sonnets?

Skadii

Oh, that would be lovely! :) Especially naughty ones! :)



If I flashed my boobs at every semi truck that passed us on the road?

yugi006

I would love you no matter what you did.

If I burped loudly every 5 minutes.

Skadii

Yes! I would give you some tummy medicine and make it all better!


If I shaved my head?

yugi006

Of course always and forever no matter what you did.

If I can up from behind and started fondling you?

Skadii

Very much so! :)


If I made you kiss me in public?

Mr Bigglesworth

Of course!

If I whispered things into your ear that made your blush beet red in front of your friends?

Skadii

Yes!


If I made out with you in front of your friends?

yugi006

Of course

If we had sex in public in front of your friends?

Mr Bigglesworth

Ninja!

@Cole - since I already typed this:

Oh they would be so jealous, yes, I would like you very much!

If while making out with you at the mall I were to slip my hand under your pants?

Cole can answer both - threesome for her :-)

Skadii

*giggles*

@yugi...I would be blushing profusely, but I will always love you!

@B...Yes, but I would probably smack it away and lead you ...


in the elevator at the mall, and stopped it between floors to kiss you sweetly?

Mr Bigglesworth

You would make my heart melt.

If I surprised you during your bath for a long slow kiss?

Skadii

Yes!


If I ran naked through a busy stadium on game day?

yugi006

Yes

If I was naked all the time in your house?

Mr Bigglesworth

@Cole: That would be fun to watch, though I'd wonder what had gotten into you ... but I'd still like you.

@Yugi: Sure, you look cute and furry, you should be naked!

If I left an excessive tip because the waitress was really cute?


Skadii

I would still like you, but you wouldn't get any more kisses!



If I stole the tip off the table on my way out the door?

Mr Bigglesworth

*Note to self, no more tips for cuteness*

Eh, I'd think that was kinda weird, unless you only stole the excessive part.

If I confessed my undying love to you while standing on the table at a fancy restaurant?