Would you like me if I.....

[Mnemosyne]

Yes. Evil to some, is not evil to all. Seeing both sides of things helps to create a better understanding and create bonds that can last a lifetime.

Would you like me if I put everyone before myself to the point I was neglecting myself?

[Despairs]

Yes. However in order to help others, you must first help yourself. Would you like me If I was a heartless human being?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes, but I would probably try to help you grow a heart.

Would you like me if I wanted to go across the world to put a flower on every grave?

[Captain Maltese]

I would be impressed with your empathy but would try to talk you into spending more time for the living. The dead have moved on and think little about their human remains - even if they would appreciate your thoughtfulness.

Would you like me if I wanted you to chant with me and help the restless spirits to move on to the other side?

[Despairs]

Yes. Would you me if I asked you not to come to my funeral under any circumstances?

[Mnemosyne]

No. If I knew you well I would want to go to your funeral even if it was against your dying wish. Of course a way to avoid this might be to request your body be incinerated? Perhaps they still have funerals for those people... I am uncertain.

Would you like me if I wanted to feel what it was like to be possessed by someone?

[Despairs]

No. Especially if whoever is possessing you wanted nothing more than to harm your friends and family. Would you like me if I joked around from time to time?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes. Despite how a lot of jokes go over my head as I think I lack a good sense of humor, I do love someone who can make life a little brighter.

Would you like me if I wanted to take on tasks that normally the general populous assumes men should do?

[Despairs]

Yes. Women can do almost the same tasks as men. Would you like me if I said you're cool?

[Captain Maltese]

Yes of course. Although personally I have a problem imagining what kind of job that would be. My country has a female prime minister, female finance minister, female work minister, female culture minister.... female soldiers, female bishops. What kind of job is still considered unusual for a woman?

I would like it but I would also be puzzled. Why would I want to be cool?

Would you like me if I assumed you'd want to know how to use every weapon in the household?

[Mnemosyne]

On a side note:: I was meaning more trivial tasks such as taking out the garbage, fixing things, things some men insist that women not lift a finger for at times? For fear they might hurt themselves?

No, because you would assume wrong. Perhaps every sword and blade, but I would not fancy using any form of gun. I don't trust myself with those. Unless you intend to show me how to dismantle all your guns so I can completely disarm someone if it needed be? That might be a good lesson.

Would you like me if I refused to ever cuss or swear?

[Despairs]

Yes. Some people think swearing is wrong, others are fine with it. Would you like me if I was the reincarnation of Einstein?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes? Perhaps? I know of Einstein but I have never met him in person, so I am uncertain of whether or not that would be a good thing?

Would you like me if I wanted to have disneyland and california adventures reserved at nightime so we could spend all night long there doing whatever we liked?

[Despairs]

Yes, as long as there was no hugging, kissing, ect.., involved. Would you like me if I was the reason why world war three started?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes, but only if it was somehow caused purely by accident. Or it was a very small war that was resolved much quicker than people expected it to be.

Would you like me if I was a hippy?

[Despairs]

Yes. I have nothing against hippies to be honest. Would you like if I had superpowers?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes, so long as you did not use them against me personally in a bad way.

Would you like me if I thought that nail varnish was tempting to drink because of the impressively delicious sounding names they gave them?

[Despairs]

Yes, as long as you didn't actually drink it. Would you like if I started fires instead of putting them out?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes, so long as they were not fires responsible for killing any animals or humans. I would even forgive you burning people's homes down so long as no one was in it.

Would you like me if I said I wanted you to teach me all that you know?

[Despairs]

[size-8pt]Yes. Knowledge is power after all. Would you like me if was turned into a hawk for life?[/size]

[Mnemosyne]

Yes, although someone else would probably have to feed you. Or you would have to find your own food. I don't think I could watch you eating mice or possibly bunnies.

Would you like me if I said that I would no longer go outside while the sun was still up?

[Despairs]

Yes, although I would think you were a vampiress of some sort. Would like me if I was a nobody?

[Mnemosyne]

Yes, I do not think you need to be a 'somebody.'

Would you like me if I was a vampire and leeched the life away from many because I needed it to survive?

[Despairs]

Yes, survival of the fittest. As long as I and what little friends and family I have left, weren't target. Would you like me if I was a rock star?

[Belle33]

Yes.  Rock stars need love, too.

Would you like me if I sing all the time even though I can't carry a tune?