Would you like me if I.....

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Daoine Sidhe

My magic 8-ball says, "Yes."

Would you like me if you found me lying on your bed in thin lingerie, awaiting your orders?
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Bedroom Lazarus

Like is so passive an expression for such things.

Would you like me in the warm summer rain, standing longingly outside your doorstep as I pined for your affection just one more time?
Passion is something no man can resist eternally.
Temptation will burn through a soul, devour its purity and intoxicate all those who are in its path.
Fret not oh lost little lamb, for you shall be led by the wolf with a cross to the green pastures promised you all the same. 
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The Sins that Beckon Me

Daoine Sidhe

Suppose it depends on how many times you've pined.  Clingy people are a bit of a turn-off.

Would you like me if I slipped the keys to the cuffs into your pocket?
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Divine Tenacity

Hell yes!

Would you like me if I asked you to massage away all the tight little knots?
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Daoine Sidhe

I would not only like you, but I would immediately oblige.

Would you like me if I offered to massage away all those tight knots?
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SheerFantasia

You really need ask?


Would you like me if I pledged to be your knight and defender?

Divine Tenacity

Sure thing, that means I won't have to fight for myself.

Would you like me if we spent all day together in bed?
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SheerFantasia

As long as there's a fridge full of goodies within arms reach, lol.


Would you like me if I shared my last bottle of sake with you?

Divine Tenacity

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

Would you like me if I made breakfast in bed?
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SheerFantasia

As long as you're part of the breakfast  ;D


Would you like me if I built you a getaway home in the mountains?

Daoine Sidhe

Is there a waterfall?  Cause that would make it perfect.  Well, mostly perfect.  Perfect enough for a yes, anyway.

Would you like me if I invented the world's most intoxicating fragrance, and named it after you?
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SheerFantasia

Don't mind if you do  ;D


Would you like me if I made the gods owe you a favour?

Daoine Sidhe

Gods are fickle.  It would depend which god.

Would you like me if I stole your heart?  I promise not to hock it.  Immediately.
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SheerFantasia

Only if you asked nicely first.


Would you like me if I had a pleasant surprise waiting for you every day when you came home?

Daoine Sidhe

How pleasant?

Would you like me if I sat by your feet and stared up at you, waiting for... something?  ;)
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SheerFantasia

Foot warming is good, and I always love anticipation.


Would you like me if I had a magic carpet for two?

Daoine Sidhe

Only if it didn't fly.  o.o  I'm terrified of heights.

Would you like me if I cooked you bacon wearing nothing but an apron?
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SheerFantasia

A... (looking blankly) Yes, um.  What where you saying?  ;)


Would you like me if I woke you up with a champagne breakfast?

Daoine Sidhe

Champagne is nice.  I'd settle for something simpler, though.  I'm a simple kind of woman.

Would you like me if I curled up in your lap?
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SheerFantasia

Only if you don't mind strange interruptions.


Would you like me if I took you to a tango dance (with free lessons)?

Daoine Sidhe

Oh, that sort of interruption is neither strange, nor unwanted.  ;)

Tango dancing sounds fun!

Would you like me if I had an endless supply of coffee?
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SheerFantasia

You'd be a god-send, lol


Would you like me if I showed up on your doorstep on a fine stallion to ride off with you into the sunset?

Daoine Sidhe

I think I just might.

Would you like me if I brought home a "friend" to join our "fun?"
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SheerFantasia

Why deny you the pleasure?  ;)


Would you like me if I brought out the chocolate fondue and strawberries whilst she was over?

Daoine Sidhe

Ooo.  Forget the friend, there's chocolate!  And there's also strawberries, I guess.  No a big strawberry fan, actually.  Grapes, though.  I love grapes.  Just, not with chocolate.

Would you like me if I lounged around the house wearing only negligee?
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