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Offline AMessOfADreamerTopic starter

Bad Jokes
« on: December 17, 2012, 09:00:48 PM »
I'm sure this has been a topic before, but 'tis the season for family gatherings, and with family gatherings come That Family Member - you know, the one with the terrible sense of humour? This is a place to share your favourite jokes that are SO incredibly corny or dorky they might just go 'round the bend to being funny again.

Offline LunarSage

Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2012, 09:59:24 PM »
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?



Offline Sasquatch421

Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2012, 11:14:38 PM »
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Offline Galactic Druid

Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2012, 01:02:31 AM »
Hey guys, what did the ocean say to his friend?

Nothing, he just waved!

Offline AMessOfADreamerTopic starter

Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2012, 09:11:14 AM »
Knock knock!
Who's there?
To who?
To whom?

Tommy was a chemist's son, now Tommy is no more - for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4!

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2012, 04:34:14 PM »
Heard this one spoken by Cherie Currie of The Runaways, in Edgeplay, a documentary about the band (a film you really should see!) Relations within this teenage rocker girl band were always a bit frayed in various directions.

"All the girls had gathered in this big hotel room and /manager and producer/ Kim Fowley stepped up to me as I entered, and asked me: "Did you sleep with Jimmy?" /the tour manager/

I said (emphatic voice): "Hell no!"

There was silence for several moments - and then Kim turned back, shrugged and said "Allright, then you're the only one who didn't."