What's the guys name on third? (New game)

[hatguy]

This game is played by answering the question in the previous post with a question.

So...does anyone want to play?

[hatguy]

I'll start;

Excuse me, but are your pants supposed to be on fire?

[beanhollow]

Yes. Thanks for noticing! I find it kind of extreme and hot.  ;)

Is there supposed to be a bird's nest growing in your hair? I like it, but I'm just curious.

[hatguy]

Yes. Thanks for noticing! I find it kind of extreme and hot.  ;)

Is there supposed to be a bird's nest growing in your hair? I like it, but I'm just curious.

Is that supposed to be a hair loss joke?

[Daoine Sidhe]

You think I would make a joke about hair loss?

[Robelwell202]

I dunno...  your reputation has escaped my ears, as such...

Do you really like being tied up like that?

[Lightning]

Yeah only during the times of never.

So why does there seem to be a blue rhino running around?

[Robelwell202]

I have no idea, whatsoever...    I think the Blue Man Group tried to open a zoo, but that was just EPIC PHAIL

Anyone want to claim this snake on my car's hood?

[hatguy]

Can I put it in my trunk?

[Robelwell202]

You think it'll fit?

[Jebble212]

Should I make it fit?

[Daoine Sidhe]

What makes you think it won't fit on its own?

[HannibalBarca]

Do you normally ask guys like me questions about whether things will fit on their own? :D

[Daoine Sidhe]

Have you not been paying attention?

[beanhollow]

Should I have been paying attention?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Why wouldn't you?

[beanhollow]

Why should I?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Don't you love me anymore?

[beanhollow]

Don't you know I'll always love you?

[HannibalBarca]

Do you say that to every woman you meet on the bus?

[Daoine Sidhe]

You ride the bus?

[HannibalBarca]

Don't you know it's the 21st Century's replacement for bars and nightclubs?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Is that what century we're in?

[beanhollow]

Who decided to scare my grandma and tell her we were living in the future?

[cptBacon]

Who are you talking to?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Who you calling grandma??   >:(

[cptBacon]

Does the shoe not fit?  ;)

[Daoine Sidhe]

Boy, I will smack you so hard, you'll land in the 1400's!

You want my shoe up your ass?

[cptBacon]

Can granny's shoe really be that big? Do granny's even wear shoes?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Do you like tag?

[cptBacon]

The children's game?  :-)

[Ariel]

You mean Red Rover, right?

[Daoine Sidhe]

What're we doing again?

[cptBacon]

*sigh* Why do I love you?

[Daoine Sidhe]

It is my ass?

[cptBacon]

Would you hate me if I said yes?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Would you hate me if I said I've been having an affair with your mistress?

[cptBacon]

Do you really think I'm that jealous?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Didn't you punch that one guy?

[Batman4560]

If I told you I like it would you punch me?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Would you care if it was a kick, instead?

[Batman4560]

Would you wear heels when you do it?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Is it okay if I pop something?

[Batman4560]

Would you kiss it and make it better?

[Daoine Sidhe]

What if I did?

[Batman4560]

would you like doing it?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Can I think about that?

[Batman4560]

Will you be honest?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Do I have to be?

[Batman4560]

Will it hurt if your not?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Is honesty really such a big deal?

[Batman4560]

Would you be mad if I said no?

[Daoine Sidhe]

What's going on again?

[Batman4560]

were you planning on being my friend?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Do you bring me a bribe?

[Batman4560]

Is that what it takes?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Are you offering?

[Batman4560]

Will it help my chances?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Would you still love me if I said no?

[Batman4560]

Would you accept my love?

[Daoine Sidhe]

What if I'm not a one-man woman?

[Batman4560]

Can I share with women?

[Daoine Sidhe]

What if I say no?

[Batman4560]

Can I watch you?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Well, why not?

[Batman4560]

That wouldn't offend you?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Why should it?

[Batman4560]

would you like it?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Didn't I tell you I liked that?

[Batman4560]

No, will you demonstrate?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Can it wait until tomorrow?

[Batman4560]

Will you have more energy?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Isn't that what sleeping does?

[Batman4560]

Do you sleep long?

[Daoine Sidhe]

How long is "long?"

[Batman4560]

How long do you think it is?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Is it more than five inches?

[Batman4560]

Is it worth it if it isnt?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Should we take a break?

[Batman4560]

will you ask me a question on my introduction?

[Daoine Sidhe]

How about tomorrow?

[Batman4560]

Is that a promise?

[Daoine Sidhe]

(Yep.)

Can I go to bed, now?

[hatguy]

Can I hop in bed with you?

[Loky]

Can I get the blanket since mine unfortunately got wholes in them?

[Battosai]

Can I sell you a new blanket?

[Loky]

Will you wrap a special bonus with it?

[Battosai]

Will you pay for the shipping of the special bonus?

[Loky]

What would the special bonus be?

[Battosai]

Would you accept exceptionally special?

[hatguy]

Can I offer something specially exceptional?

[Battosai]

Can I accept, if I like it?

[AutoTune]

Can I play?
: D

[Battosai]

Are you able?
:P

[cptBacon]

Why does it burn when I pee?  :'(

[beanhollow]

Why do I always get the awkward questions?

[Ariel]

I dunno, why do you?

[Daoine Sidhe]

What's going on over here?

[Ariel]

Daoine, is that you?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Miss Uprising?  :D How are you?

[Ariel]

I'm hungry! And yourself?

[Batman4560]

Would you like my chipotle?

[Ariel]

No thank you sir, but is it good?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Is it bad that I'm having troubles thinking up a question to ask?

[hatguy]

Would you rather be on Jepardy and have to question the answers?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Would I win a lot of money?

[cptBacon]

What would you do with a boatload of money?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Who says you can't buy happiness?

[cptBacon]

How much does happiness cost?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Is $50,000 enough?

[cptBacon]

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Are there woods in Rome?

[Battosai]

Do you roam in woods?

[Belle33]

Would you roam with me?

[beanhollow]

Where shall we roam to?

[cptBacon]

Is there any place I wouldn't roam with you?

[violet girl]

Shall we roam in Rome?

[Daoine Sidhe]

How am I to get to Rome?

[Yukina]

What type of transport do you prefer?