Corrupt a wish

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  The world was named Alderon, and you're sitting through a remake of the Star Wars saga.  George Lucas makes another billion dollars and Episodes 5, 2, and 3 still suck as bad as they did the first time around.

Actually, Lucas wouldn't get any of the money, having sold Lucasarts entirely to Disney.  Instead, the remakes would all involve Mickey as the new Luke, and some unrealistically insane character as the emperor.  :/

I wish I would have picked a different major in college.

Granted.  You picked culinary.  You failed.

I wish that a brand new color would be invented.

[Tetranax]

Granted- This color looks exactly like pink, but has a microscopic difference

[Undeniable Sin]

Free wish woohoo!

I wish I were no longer me.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  Now, you're a 14-year-old dog.

I wish for an American quarter.

[Undeniable Sin]

(Is it a happy dog with a good home and loving owners? I can handle that)

Granted. The quarter has been smooshed and rendered useless.

I wish for complete happiness for one week.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Hm.  I can make use of this quarter...

Granted.  You'll have it the same week that you win the lottery.

I wish to cure all diseases in the world!

[King Serperior]

Granted, though the cure-all has made every human being on the planet steral.  Congrats on dooming us all!!  :D

I wish I had a photographic memory

[Belle33]

Done - but nothing good happens to you for the rest of your life, so you're just constantly reliving one tragedy after another.

I wish I had one perfect bite of chocolate that melts on my tongue in a blissful moment and gives me an orgasmic rush.

[King Serperior]

Done, but that is the last time you will ever have an orgasmic rush in your lifetime. 

I wish I had indestructable bones.

[Belle33]

Granted - but the process has rotted your flesh and organ tissue.  RIP. 

I wish I had 20/20 vision.   (I'm easy to please)

[King Serperior]

Granted, but you've gone deaf, bald, and mute.  Your sense of touch and taste has decreased so dramatically that it may as well be gone.

I wish I could breath underwater

[Belle33]

Granted.  You can breathe underwater for about 2 minutes like the rest of us. 

I wish I could fit in my high school size 2 jeans again.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  Now, you can't get them off.  Ever.

I wish I had more games to play.

[AutumRose]

"I wish I had more games to play "she said and the world became the game...


I wish the sun would come out and stay!

[Deborah Jetson]

Wished Granted but you get sun poisoned. (Not fun as it has happened to me before.)

I wish, I wish, for my own Nintendo Wii gaming system.

[AutumRose]

Wished Granted but the controller is in your  belly.. 

[AutumRose]

i wish for someone else to do the dishes  <pouts>

[Deborah Jetson]

Wish granted but now you have to iron clothes instead.

I want a VHS and DVD player combo player.

[AutumRose]

. 

I want a VHS and DVD player combo player. wish granted but its got  german plugs and  is regional to south east japan



I wish for someone to show kindness in the world

[Scribbles]

Granted! But all of those who didn't receive kindness got jealous and beat the poor person up... *Sniffs*

I wish for non-deadly, ultra-tasty, hot-chocolate!

[AutumRose]

granted but ultra-tasty, hot-chocolate made with salt not sugar


I `d wish for a  chicken kebab with mayo

[Scribbles]

granted but ultra-tasty, hot-chocolate made with salt not sugar

My compliments to the maker, it can't be easy making ultra-tasty hot chocolate with salt!

I `d wish for a  chicken kebab with mayo

Granted! *Digs around in the trash before snatching up a chicken kebab with mayo and handing it to you*

I wish for fresh marshmallows to go with my salty beverage!

[AutumRose]

 fresh marshmallows to go with my salty beverage!dipped in the mayo from  chicken kebab  you so graciously  gave me ...


i wish for a cola to wash it down

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  It's three years old, stale, and has several deadly molds growing in it.  Drink up!

I wish for $5.

[NiceTexasGuy]

Granted.  But that thing you wanted to purchase with it now costs $6.

I wish I could have a wish that couldn't be corrupted.