Would you like me if I.....

Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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Tamhansen

#4350
That alone makes me purr.

If I tickled you all over?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

Not really sure what the first bit means...

but I am extremely ticklish, depending on where your fingers are...

...if I giggled and kissed you and whispered all manner of depraved things I wanted you to do to me now that we were awake?

Tamhansen

It means I didn't correct my text corrector.

Ooh, you could just do them. Might have to shoot Bane and Hannah over a bit though. And not interrupt his story.

If I let you do them all?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

Ahem, it was all the things I wanted you to do to me...so I think you mean, if you did them all. *grins*
I don't really know Hannah, but Bane get your butt in this bed! I like having Kat all to myself, but two ... joysticks ... are better than one.

..if I climbed on top of you?

Deamonbane

Climb away... I am worth the effort ;)

If I help you up?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Poppy

Well morning am wondering why climbing astridebyou would be of such difficulty...

...if I sucked your finger whilst riding your...high horse.

Deamonbane

Hmmm... naughty...

... If I let you ride me, and teach you the true meaning of 'ride like the wind'?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Poppy

*grins*

...if I rode you until you broke?

Tamhansen

Does that mean you get there really fast? Nah, I like taking my time.

If I parked the horse for playtime?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Tamhansen

Till I'm broke? Nah no fun

If we rode for hours and hours?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Park away... give me a turn, big guy...

... if I pulled you all out from this very un-pg13 fest, out into the sun for a swim?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Poppy

...if I dove under and swam to the bottom of the lake?

Tamhansen

Swimming is good.

If I challenged you to a race?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Of course... I always lose anyway...

... If I was a graceful winner?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Poppy

*rolls her eyes* I got my dads narrow feet so I'm not a particularly fast swimmer. I would just watch while you two raced, and...

...if I gave the winner a special prize?

Deamonbane

Challenge accepted...

... If I let Kat win,(even if he doesn't need any help) because he is such a cool guy?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Poppy

I would give you a special prize, too.

...if I asked for a special facial from you both?

Tamhansen

#4367
Ehm with facial you mean scrubbing and makeover right?


If I could actually give you a facial, as well as a mani pedi?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

Bit of course... And I'm not a super girly girl. I bite my hails, terrible habit, and don't really like people touching my feet.

but with you...eh, have at me. lol

...if I made out with Bane while you painted my toenails?

Deamonbane

Well... considering I am Bane... Hell yeah...

... If I took a jogging run around the lake?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Poppy

I would wonder why you weren't playing with me, and...

...if I called you over for a game?

Tamhansen

I love games

Sorry needed to pull it back to pg 13 there.

If I gave you a massage?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Damn... I need some relaxing right about now...

You're right, man... sorry...

If I made you all some lunch before we all left?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Poppy

Oops was I slipping? Lol

I would lay out in the Sun and let you work out all the tension. Which I have a great deal of. I could use a massage.

...if I started playing my own fiddle while you rubbed me?

Tamhansen

I love playing the violin, not too good at it yet, if you can, cool.

If I asked you to teach me?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.