Would you like me if I.....

Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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Deamonbane

Sure... a lake would probably be colder though ;)

... If I raced you across the lake?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

I'd win

If I decided not to race?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

that's fine i like lazy swims anyway :D

... if i suddenly pulled you under water?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

Depends on what you would do to me once we were there :P

... If I caught a fish with my bare hands for lunch?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

sounds yummy

If I just watched you try?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

hell i'd be impressed!

damn trumped >.< meh watching is fun

... found an underwater cave and decided to explore?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

I would succeed, Firebird ;)

Yes... I love cave diving...

... If I forgot the flashlight?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

phoenyx

neh, dark is f-u-n hehe

.... take a break from my world and visited your's?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

Please... have a cupcake?

... If I invited the rest of my E friends for a BBQ?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

sounds fun, but not too many, bbq'ed e-friends give me gas
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Deamonbane

Lol, nice one... You know what I meant...
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

phoenyx

*laughs hystericallly*

banned for... o.O

*and forgets which thread she is now in*

.... for showing my dementia?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

Well, if you had dementia, I would have to re-write quite a few details of you physical looks that I had in mind :P

... If I told you guys about the time I got bitten by a snake for a bed time story?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

phoenyx

o.O explain lol

... told you i like snakes and spiders?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

whoooh snakes and spiders :)
If i gave you a python in return?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

ooo my bestie!

... gave you a wolf spider as a prezie?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

I love spiders... and snakes too... the non-poisonous ones, anyway... I have five snakes at my parent's ranch, after all...

... if I let you touch my... snake? :P
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

sure, i like snakes. All friendly and pg 13 and such. And they have scales

If I gave you a puppy instead
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

hmmm maybe, i've actually swore off pets actually :(

.... took you for a pet instead?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Deamonbane

Well... can't say no to that...

... If I accepted, moving in today?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Tamhansen

sure move in, could be cramped sharing Phoe's doghouse though :P

If i turned out not to make a good pet?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

meh, then I still keep you as a friend *grins*

... decided to be the pet instead?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

well feel free to curl up in my lap.

If i rubbed your tummy?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

phoenyx

*curls up and purrs*

... nuzzled you?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Tamhansen

gimme that sweet lovin.

scratched behind your ear?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.