Corrupt a wish

[Veluux]

Granted. However, you are placed in a steel box with no hope of escape - good luck getting through the physical ones.

I wish to be inside the steel box with you, fulfilling last-moments-before-death desires.

[Sybl]

Granted, but sadly the steel box kills me for I am claustrophobic and bash myself too many times against the walls. poor me  :'(

I wish I was alive ;)

[Veluux]

Granted... but you are still in the steel box - and just repeat your last suicide because claustrophobia does not give up so easily.

[Sybl]

so sad.. you forgot your wish.. therefore I wish for you to find yourself lost in the forest with no chance of escape. aww poor Veluux :P

I wish I had a new car.

[Veluux]

Granted. But it is transferred to Veluux - who wished silently for one in the bottom of his previous post.

I wish that Sybl had a new car!

[Sybl]

Granted. It is a match car set and only good for little boys to play with.  :o

I wish you had been more specific.   :P

[Veluux]

Granted... (So busy of thinking about specificity of his second try that he can't think of a quick way to corrupt this one) Except you didn't say please.

(I'll try again anyways. ;) ) I wish Sybl had a new a car that cannot be corrupted by the next poster.

[Sybl]

Granted. Except I changed my mind and would wish for an Appaloosa instead.

I wish you could keep up. :P   ;D

[Veluux]

Granted... except that Veluux never posts too soon or too late, but precisely when he means to.

I wish you would be patient. :P

[Sybl]

Granted. *hums and whistles innocently* Times up :P

I wish the ants would come out of hibernation.

[Veluux]

Granted... but it's still too cold out. They freeze to death.

I wish you would let nature take it's course.

[Adammair]

Granted. Nature calls, and I allow it to take its course all over your front lawn. >:)

I wish I owned a house with a nice, big yard, instead of renting an apartment.

[Veluux]

Granted. But it's condemned.

I wish you hadn't wished that.

[Sybl]

Granted. But he did and your wish was in vain.

I wish I had a brand new outfit.

[Adammair]

Granted. I revoke my previous wish, and now wish for a fully-furnished luxury mansion with servants to tend to the acres of land that it sits upon, while I relax and count all the money that I obviously have to maintain such a fabulous estate.

I wish for said mansion and money.

Granted. It's a French maid outfit. :P

I wish to not be ninja'd.

[Veluux]

Granted. But you never get to see her maid outfit anyways.

I wish Adammair really WAS Wolverine!

[Adammair]

Granted. SNIKT! You are now engaged in a battle of steel against adamantium. ;)

I wish I was a mutant with superpowers.

[Veluux]

Granted. You have the power to ask for incorruptible wishes.

I wish that I hadn't just told a lie.

[Adammair]

Granted, but you always tell the truth from now on.

I wish the truth didn't hurt.

[Veluux]

Granted. You are wonderful ( >.< LOL!)

I wish... upon a star.

[Adammair]

Granted. You wish upon a falling star, and it takes your wish with it.

I wish I could save time in a bottle.

[Veluux]

Granted. But time continues to age regardless of where it's kept. When you take it out... it's rather stale.

I wish I could build a ship-in-a-bottle.

[johns1994]

Granted. You now have a hundred foot tall bottle.

I wish my bed was more comfy.

[Sybl]

Granted. Your bed is more comfy and I stole it. :P

I wish I had a comfy blanket to go with my new comfy bed. ;)

[johns1994]

Granted. But I take them both back ;)

I wish I had some company..