The ^ < v Game

[Desiree]

Simple enough.  Post with the following format:

^ (Say something about the person who posted above you)

< (Say something about yourself)

v (Say something about the person who will be posting after you)


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^ Does not exist, so sad!

< Cannot help but feel so horny while on this forum

v Has masterbated at least once today

[UD67]

^ Lied about me masterbating...
< Had sex instead, it's more fun
V Will thus continue the thread

[Corinthi]

^ Is actually the archangel Raziel, trying to decide if all the E posters need to be turned into pillars of salt for our debauchery.

< Actually had to take a moment to figure out the Down Arrow Symbol is just a 'V'. *Headdesk*

v Deserves to be turned into a pillar of salt.

[Marguerite]

^If I was salt, I bet he would want to overdose on me

<Has been working on a paper for Prostitutes for Women's history, how fun. -Twitches-

v Will give me twenty bucks for chocolate.

[Hippie]

^is learning about prostitutes in American history
<Doesn't have $20 bucks
vWill donate to my wallet fund.

[UD67]

^ Again lied, I shall do no such thing
< Just woke up, and found someone to be my partner in my first RP here on E
v Will bow down to my awesomeness

[Desiree]

^ Is indeed full of awesome

< Is grateful for the many RP partners she has found already, even though just joined two days ago

v Is always begged to RP because of their massive talent (sexual innuendo intended)

[Fragile Dreams]

^  Has been begged to satisfy needs

< Loves his partners, past, present and future.

V Will travel in Greece to find me.

[UD67]

^ Will lose in our fight
< will indeed travel to Greece if I had money
v Will offer me money

[Fragile Dreams]

^ will take the money only if she wins the fight.

< Will fight to see UD67 topless

V Is my favorite person today.

[Duncan]

^will loose in said fight
< Is horny as hell like always
V Is horny as hell like me.

[Diabolus Lupus]

^ Doesn't know me very well
< Is more tired than horny
V is cute

[Avi]

^ May not know me well either, but I'll take the compliment. ;D
< Is feeling a bit more... bouncy than usual today.
V should join in the bouncing!

[Desiree]

^ Will make many people smile because of the bouncing

< Would be more than happy to bounce if someone gave a reason to

V Will provide a reason to bounce

[Duncan]

^needs no more reasons to bounce
<enjoys bouncing HARD
v has experienced the bouncing

[Saku]

^ Likes to bounce a lot!

< Can't get the word 'Castrated' out of my mind since I just saw it next to Duncan's name lol

v Will hopefully get the word 'castrated' out of their mind!! :p

[Mahro]

^ should think about baby ducks instead of castration

< wonders how the heck somebody gets a "Castrated" title on this board

V Will hopefully fill me in

[Desiree]

^ Brings up a good question

< Wishes she had the answer, for she is curious as well

v Will enlighten us

[Duncan]

^should go herehttps://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=34283.0
<wonders how long this car has been parked her
v needs to hug everyone.

[Fragile Dreams]

^ the link that provided is either missing or off limits.

< Needs to hug everyone because he's cuddly and..... well mostly cuddly.

V Is going to be the one that i will hug first.

[Duncan]

^was right about link my bad
<posted fake pictures is bad
V is going to be in cuffs

[Marguerite]

^Is wrong because he will be wearing the cuffs
<A severe chocoaholic
vNeeds to hand over the chocolate chip cookies to me before he/she gets hurt.

[Fragile Dreams]

^ Is lucky because i just got them out of the oven, all she needs is to ask nicely and will receive.

< Starts nomnoms the cookies.

V Will start eating cookies till he/she drops.

[Marguerite]

^Needs to step away from the cookies for she is chocolate crazy today.
<Snatches one of the cookies and enjoys the melting chocolate on her tongue
V Could be a cookie assassin here to take all of the chocolate and ruin Easter

[Desiree]

^ Should eat chocolate covered strawberries

< Would never ruin Easter, it is a holiday that inspires reason to dress up like a playboy bunny in the bedroom

V Also enjoys Easter for the bunnies

[Corinthi]

^ Is cute enough to play Helen of Troy in a SciFi original movie.

< Likes his bunnies likes he likes his women. Braised in white wine and served with fresh vegetables.

v Once jumped a child's big wheel through a flaming hoop on a dare.

[Will]

^ Never paid up on that dare!!! >:(

< Is bloated with sugar of all different kinds.  Blegh.

V Can have the rest of this Easter candy. >.<

[Ryieahna]

^ Is secretly allergic to candy

< Is full of nommy home-cooked food but not candy..

v Wants to eat a pineapple...NOW!

[Fragile Dreams]

^ secretly devours candies when nobody's watching

< nomnomnoms pineapple

V will watch the Smurfs for the entire day

[Ryieahna]

^ Has an earwig infection

< Cant find smurfs on the tv

v Wants to have a romantic evening with spongebob

[Inkidu]

^ Is all black and white.
< Is square-American racist.
v Will pet a bunneh.

[Diabolus Lupus]

^ I don't know him
< Would rather pet a ferret
V will kiss the next person they see

[Crovonovin]

^ Her prediction will most certainly not be coming true!

< I am the resident king of procrastination and general aimlessness.

v This future poster enjoys the qualities of...catsup! 

[Mahro]

^ Is right about the catsup

< is full of Korean food and extremely randy

V has had a nice Easter

[LadySky]

^ Is correct about my Easter

< Is feeling an updraft in her underpants

V Will blanket my backside with warmth (naughty inuendo intended)

[Kroduk]

^Is naughty.

< Likes it.

V has a painful nipple erection.

[Ryieahna]

^ is silly

< most certainly does not have an erection...and didn't kno wshe could

v can have the erection that she didn't get

[LadySky]

^ Is missing out if not getting nipple erections

< Has double nipple erection due to nipple clamps

V Has goose bumps thinking about nipple clamps

[Ryieahna]

^ just introduced me to nipple erections?

< has no idea what a nipple clamp is

v has a nipple clamp on their nose

[Mahro]

^ should experience nipple erections

< has nothing on his nose but is sporting a regular erection

V will not use the word "erection"

[Crovonovin]

^ Is at full mast!

< Has yet to set sail!

v Is a regular treasure hunter, if they catch my exceedingly vague drift!

[Rider of Wind]

^ Tells the truth and I cannot lie.

< Is horny.

V Would sex me if I asked nicely.

[Ryieahna]

^ Doesn't need to ask

<  Is kinda turned on

v  Is now thinking about broccoli dipped in peanut butter

[Corinthi]

^ Has odd food fetishes.

< Has all sorts of odd fetishes.

v Is curious about what I consider an odd fetish.

[Ryieahna]

^ Needs to share his fetishes

< Wonders why he thinks she has odd fetishes

v  Will have a rash at some point in the future

[Kroduk]

^ Has made a somewhat prophetic statement.

< Has a rish right now.

V Wears nipple clamps on their toes.

[CandyLips]

^ Needs to stay away from me while having that rash.

< Would rather not put the nipple clamps on her nipples.

v Wishes I would shoe them my toes.

[Scott]

^ has pretty feet

< just got excited thinking about it

v also wishes to see Candy's toes

[Rider of Wind]

^ Must have a slight foot fetish.

< Has a foot fetish only about her own beautiful feet.

V Is interested in figuring out the mystery of the universe and why people in exercise commercials are so darn scary-happy.

[Kroduk]

^ Has some unusual sources for her Kro-information.

< Could care less about commercial folk.

V Eats babies.

[CandyLips]

^ Creates some horrible rumors about her.

< Thinks Scott would like to see more of her than just toes.

v Wants to conquer an entire planet, but not Earth.

[Rider of Wind]

^ Probably has awesome toes anyway.

< Regularly plans how she would take over the world (socialist baby!! Done right!@!!)

V Has an great capacity for BS.

[Scott]

^ MOM is that you?

< Hopes it's his world Candy takes over

v sleeps naked

[Kroduk]

^ Does too

< Likes the feel of soft, cool sheets against his skin

V Is really Michael Jackson.

[Scott]

^ likes Michael Jackson

< is biting the bullet to get past being called Michael Jackson

V wears glasses

[CandyLips]

^ Wants to share a bed with me.

< Actually does wear glasses.

v Has a bad case of bloating from eating so much on Easter.

[Kroduk]

^ Has a sexy avatar

< Celebrated Easter by working all day and eating nothing whatsoever.

V Probably had a better Easter than me.

[mannik]

^ Has had a lame easter

< Has had a moderately OK Easter...though would rather celebrate Ester (Pagan sex holiday FTW)

V Wishes America celebrated Ester as well

[Rider of Wind]

^ Is spelling Easter wrong...(JK!)

< Had a block of Monterrey Jack cheese for Easter and no chocolate whatsoever (not that I don't adore chocolate, the cheese was just so darn good)

V Has weird preferences in soap operas.

[mannik]

^ Is correct

< Likes soap operas about zombies

V Is secretly a zombie

[Rider of Wind]

^ Is wrong

< I would totally love to play one of those twitchy zombies from 28 Days Later, looks so fun!

V Thinks brains would probably be tasty fried.

[mannik]

^ Is reading my mind

< Has considered inventing deep fried brain chips as America's new snack food of choice

V Would like to buy the first bag

[Rider of Wind]

^ Needs a hair cut

< Would wait a little while until the fried brains went on sale and were cheap

V Loves the idea of naked angry midgets.

[Ryieahna]

^ Lied

< Is terrified of naked angry midgets...

v  Eats pastrami and toe-jam on rye

[Rider of Wind]

^ Fails at catamari

< Would never eat anything so gross as pastrami

V Has a gangter puma in their basement.

[Ryieahna]

^ Fails at spelling Gangster

<  Has never played this 'catamari' but is pretty good at 'Katamari'

V  Is gettin nuthin for christmas

[Mithlomwen]

^ Wonders how she knows I'm not getting anything for Christmas

< Had entirely too much chocolate for Easter

V Likes pink fuzzy bunnies

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Should be made aware of my hatred for the color pink.

< Really needs to get to class.

v Should make time slow down so I'm not late for class

[Kroduk]

^ Should be more responsible.

< Is currently skipping class.

V Should give us both a spanking.

[CandyLips]

^ Is a naughty student

< Will spank BOTH of you.

v  Wants to get spanked, too.

[Fragile Dreams]

^ Wants to spank me

< Doesn't mind if it's by CandyLips

V Will spank CandyLips for spanking me.

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Should do his own spanking

< Has lollipop envy....

V Should come up with a very inventive punishment to dissuade me from skipping class again

[Fragile Dreams]

^ If she skip class again, the entire Elliquiy will spank her.

< Only spanks girls with pigtails.

V will be the one to spank Satanslilgirl first.

[Corinthi]

^ Makes excellent plans.

< Readies a hairbrush.

v Will dash my dreams of spanking Satanslillgrl.

[Marguerite]

^ Wishes he could spank the best as moi
< Enjoyed her Easter
V Needs to stop skipping classes before I spank him/her

[Ryieahna]

^ knows things

< only skipped 2/3 classes today...

v Monkey.

[Fragile Dreams]

^ Will stop skipping classes

< hangs from a tree and eats a banana

V Will share the tree with me.

[Ryieahna]

^ Is in a tree

< Skips class to hang out in the tree

v will fall out of the tree

[Marguerite]

^ Does not know that I will land on my feet

< Is in need of a boy/girl toy

V Wonders if he/she can fill the part

[Ryieahna]

^ Is like a ninja cat

< DOES wonder if she is an effective toy

v Wants to eat a m&m cookie

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Should come to chemistry with me

< Is an awesome toy

V Should kick me off E so I don't skip Chemistry too

[Marguerite]

^ Is correct in her assumption

<Wonders the same thing about her

V Will fall under my spell

[CandyLips]

^ Is obsessed with sweet goodness.

< Also wants to be a toy.

v Is being watched by ceiling cat.

[Ryieahna]

^ Is purple

< Is secretly scared of ceiling cat

V Has a frog in their shoe

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Is going to buy a froggie still?

< Must leave in 5 minutes

V Has pretty shoes

[Marguerite]

^ Is correct in that for she is a shoe fanatic

< Needs to make a list of potential 'toys'

V Will be added to the list soon enough.

[Fragile Dreams]

^ Will have a hard time with me as a toy.

< Will be in the list, first name.

V Will be second in the list

[Ryieahna]

^ Pineapple lover?

<  Cant buy a frog cause the turtle was voted off the room...and is yay for on the listness? o_O

V  Met santa clause

[Teno]

^ Is on a very special list

< Just lost the game

v Isn't going to like me very much for that :P

[Ryieahna]

^  Is going to suffer a slow and painful death

<  Is going to be the killer

v  Is going to film the death for scientific purposes

[CandyLips]

^ Is a MURDERER!!!  :o

< Will NOT be a witness to this.

v Is going to take her place for the filming.

[Rider of Wind]

^ Is very intuitive

< Whips out camera and starts picking out angles for the bloodbath

V thinks ' :o ' looks like a little worm creature.

[Ryieahna]

^  needs to make sure the camera batteries are well charged

<  Starts sharpening her tools..and it does look like a worm...

V  Is going to eat the worm

[Rider of Wind]

^ Has excellent killing capabilities

< would only eat it if it was fried beyond recognition or someone offered me lotsa money

V Thinks fried worm could be tasty

[Fragile Dreams]

^ Will feed me the worm

< thinks the fried worm is yummy.

V will be my personal chef

[Rider of Wind]

^ Is an excellent judge of character

< Loves to cook and hand feed people

V Will be hungry after reading about fried worms

[Fragile Dreams]

^ After being my personal chef, will be my personal feeder as well

< Just returned from dinner. Fried Worms with mayonese

V  Will provide worms for the rest of his/her life.

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Ate worms?

< Just saw the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life

V Will make the scary thing go away...

[Fragile Dreams]

^ Will be cuddled by me untill she feels that the scary thing is gone.

< Pretends that he didn't eat worms

V Will hide me and Alex while we cuddle.

[Ryieahna]

^ has strange food fetishes

< Will NOT hide the cuddlers, but film them and put it on youtube!

v  Will advertise youtube cuddling movies

[Rider of Wind]

^ will be attacked by invisible ponies sometime soon

< WILL hide them in her awesome ethereal cloak thingy. It's magical and shiny.

V Wants to join me in a cuddle

[Ryieahna]

^ has a cloak

<  will not cuddle for fear of the ponies

V will kill all magical invisible ponies

[Rider of Wind]

^ Is only just now noticing the cloak?

< Is almost dead tired.

V Would cuddle me to sleep if I asked nicely.

[Fragile Dreams]

^ Is asked very very very very very very very nicely to cuddle her to sleep.

< Loves cuddling to sleep but also cuddling to wake up women

V  Will cuddle with me for ever and ever.

[Rider of Wind]

^ is correct

< loves being cuddled awake

V has to go pee

[Fragile Dreams]

^ Is cuddled all night long.

< Went to pee and took quick shower.

V Next time will join me in shower.

[Saku]

^ Thinks I will only join him in the shower if he gives me something!

< I am dying to watch Supernatural's new episode to see if Kripke has ruined the series or not.

v Will have no idea what I'm talking about :p

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Is totally awesome cause Supernatural is a great show

< Just did the quiz Rider gave me the link to. Did NOT get a surprising result. Lol. http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/L/Lorac/1035591663_CWINDOWSDesktopslave.jpg

V Should run around without pants for the rest of the day

[Fragile Dreams]

^ Is a psychic

< Already runs around without pants

V will remove pants and run around with me.

[Ryieahna]

^ is pantless

< is becoming pantless

V eats their pants

[Fragile Dreams]

^ has a strange diet.

< Gropes the pantless above him.

V is being gropped.

[Ryieahna]

^ is the one eating the pants

< is being groped

v is not pantless or groped

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Has a blue shirt

< Has yet to be groped today

V Should entertain me. I'm bored. *Pouts*

[Fragile Dreams]

^ Is being entertaint with non PG-13 content.

< Takes advantage of being pantless to entertain Alex.

V will offer us something to drink because i'm thirsty.

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Should drink some orange juice

< Is about to get orange juice

V Is watching cartoons?

[Rider of Wind]

^ nope

< Wonders if it's the almost special orange juice

V Wants some special orange juice.

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Should get some special orange juice and share, and come have an owl party with me

< Wants to take a nap

V Should come sleep with me

[Ryieahna]

^ owls

< doesn't really want orange juice

v  Is going to eat peanut butter

[Fragile Dreams]

^ Is wrong because we don't have peanut butter in Greece.

< Eats his chocolate cookies instead.

V will join me eating the cookies.

[Satnslillgrl]

^ You don't have peanut butter? *Anguished voice*

< Loves peanut butter

V Will send Fragile peanut butter

[Rider of Wind]

^ Better have some awesome cookies

< Will eat cookies and boycott owl until Thursday

V Is displeased about something.

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Hates owl

< Has finished all the owl we've learned

V Is a Sadist

[Fragile Dreams]

^ Is wrong

< Is a Sexist, not a Sadist.

V Is Sexist as well.

[Rider of Wind]

^ Is right

< Is a sadist as well. Depends on the person.

V Isn't sure they understand

[Mithlomwen]

^ Likes to be spanked

< Wishes she could take a vacation

V Likes to squeeze the Charmin

[Will]

^ Speaks in metaphors...?

< Didn't think anyone was watching me squeeze the Charmin!

v Likes being watched

[Parfait]

^ Was the one who tapped on her window last night?!

< Only likes being watched when she is awareshe is being watched

V Likes watching people who are watching other people

[Ryieahna]

^ has a creeper at her window

< watches people just to see what she thinks they might be like

V  Has a lollipop fetish

[Mahro]

^ has a watching fetish I guess

< has no lollipop fetishes, but could certainly go for one right about now

V is a nudist whenever possible

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Should be a nudist too

< Thinks she MIGHT be getting a lollipop fetish

V Should tell me goodnight, cause I'm going to bed!  :D

[Mahro]

^ goodnight!

< *strips naked, sighs happily*

V should join me in my clotheless freedom!

[LadySky]

^ Is odviously cold  *muuuwwwaahhhh* I am so mean!

< Is always naked at home

V Will one day discover life on Mars

[Fragile Dreams]

^ Will be kidnaped by me because she's always naked

< will hide on mars after the abduction and LadySky will attract the Marsians

V Is the leader of the Marsians

[Kroduk]

^ Knows too much...

<IS the leader of the Marsians.

V Will be the first casualty on the long road to pan-galactic dominance.

[Ryieahna]

^ ALIEN!!!!!

< Is somewhat wary of posting as she isn't sure she WANTS to be the first casualty

v  Pases on the casualty ness to that guy

[Emmaline]

^ was naive to think she wouldn't be the casualty
< isn't very awake yet and needs coffee
V should be working, but is playing here instead

[Fragile Dreams]

^ Gets coffee from me

<  It's late where he is for work.

V Is bored and wants to poke everybody.

[Ryieahna]

^ Can touch nose with tongue *knows to much :P*

< Just got off work and SHALL poke everyone

V Didn't realize that down is up and up is down but backwards is all around so up is up and down is down so long as you're going all around frontwards backwards upside down.

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Is too hyper

< Is in a very boring class

V Will teach her professor grammar

[Rider of Wind]

^ Is sexy (but we knew that)

< Will try her hardest to teach professors grammar but can't promise anything

V Is confused

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Should share her reasons for confusion

< Might be able to help

V Will help if I cannot.

[Ryieahna]

^ Is confused?

<  Just woke up...slept through calc again (damit!)

v  Is really good at calc and will help me learn integrals?

[Will]

^ Is hopeful, but wrong. >.>

< Failed calc hard, after sleeping through it too many times.  What a coincidence.

v Will fullfil an integral role in this game by continuing. *rimshot*  Will also like cheesy jokes.

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Will name a pet Pythagorean

< WANTS A DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

V Make my school allow ducks on campus

[Kroduk]

^ has awesome taste in pet names

< Once had a duck. It's name was Waddles

V IS a duck

[Ryieahna]

^ Is not very creative

< Quacks

v Has ants in their pants

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Put the ants in my pants

< Shall name her duck Malachai

V Has a kangaroo

[Ryieahna]

^  What about Pythagorean?

<  Wonders where her kangaroo went

V  Needs to hire an exterminator.

[Rider of Wind]

^ Would hire an exterminator for me

< Wants a horse

V Couldn't handle this.

[Ryieahna]

^  Can keep wishing

< Cant handle what?

v  Will explain.

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Needs a cookie

< Only names fish Pythagorean

V Stole Ryi's kangaroo

[Ryieahna]

^ Has no fish

< Stole her own kangaroo?

v  Is lost.

[LadySky]

^ Is getting punched by a kangaroo

< Is running from Polar Bears on Lost Island

V Has all the answers to the Lost tv show (SPILL IT!)

[Ryieahna]

^ Has a problem

< Has never seen LOST

v Will spill instead...

[Satnslillgrl]

^ Is wrong about that

< Has also never watched Lost

V Will tell LadySky what she wants to know

[Rider of Wind]

^ Is brilliant

< Knows loads of things about LOST and has theories like everybody else but, unfortunately, no answers

V Cans has hamburger?

[Mithlomwen]

^ Has no answers

<  Has no answers either

V  Might have answers

[Ryieahna]

^ clueless hamburger

< steals hamburger, still has no answers

V proves that the answer is 42

[Rider of Wind]

^ Is mistaken

< Proves that answer is cheesburger

V Is in my grass, bein' a ninja.

[Ryieahna]

^ is wrong, it's 42!

<  Thinks rider's grass is itchy and uncomfortable, but digs being a ninja

V  Has a lawnmower

[Rider of Wind]

^ Makes an excellent ninja

< Has a riding lawnmower no less

V Has a pointy object

[Ryieahna]

^ oooo riding mower

< has an earring?

v Was just sporked by Ryie

[mannik]

^ Is stealing my job of being ninja  >:(

< Is more ninja than Ryieahna

V Wishes they were as ninja as me

[Ryieahna]

^ lies

<  Is the mistress ninja

v Ninja fail

[mannik]

^ Is overconfident in her abilities, the mark of a novice

< Does not Ninja fail.

V Thinks E needs a ninja smiley

[Ryieahna]

^ ok only semi ninja fails

<  isn't over confident, just notes that mistress may simply mean a woman who knows much of the ways

v cookie monster

[LadySky]

^ Is very wise

<  Is having affair with Cookie Monster!

V  Wants to ask Big Bird out

[Rider of Wind]

^  :o

< wants Snuffleupagus as a cuddlebuddy

V Better know who Snuffleupagus is.

[Ryieahna]

^^ Strange worm?

<  Snuffeh is mine!!!

v  Throw's dirty balls at loki >.>

[mannik]

^ Apparently wants Loki to get dirty

< Throws said dirt ball, then another at Ryieahna so she and Loki can get dirty together

V Wishes I would stop throwing dirt at every one

[Ryieahna]

^ HOW DARE HE!!!!

<  Throws giant mud ball at mannik, then wanders off to take a shower...

V  Does not spy on me in the shower.

[Kroduk]

^ Is half right

< Joins her

V Should join us, too

[Rhapsody]

^ is kinky

< hopes the shower stall is large enough for three

v is jealous

[mannik]

^ Is corect

< Is quite jealous...and mudy...goes to shower

V Will help wash my back

[Hippie]

^
Is living in a different dimension

<Washes no one's back

v Will lick the bottom of their shoe

[Ryieahna]

^ Is rude.

<  Will NOT lick the bottom of a shoe, when the inside of it smells like doritos.  And shouldn't...

V Is secretly a pyromaniac.

[Hippie]

^
Loves doritos

<Is not rude... And pyromania isn't a secret.

V Loves macaroni

[Ryieahna]

^ Burns things.

<  Wants to eat mac and cheese now.

V  Gives me mac and cheese.

[Hippie]

^ wants hot dogs with her mac and cheese

< doesn't have mac and cheese

V gives all of us mac and cheese!

[saturnschild]

^ thanks for the mac and cheese

<eats the mac and cheese with hug smile on face

V gives empty bowl of mac and cheese