The Creative Lie Game

Started by Nadir, March 19, 2009, 06:32:41 PM

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Nadir

This is a fun and simple game - tell an outrageous lie about the person above you!

For example, the next poster could say; Eden collects garden gnomes and re-paints them to match the current trends of fashion.

There is only one rule - keep the lies nice. Nothing malicious.


Inkidu

Eden rearranges the silverware drawers of every house she visits.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Nadir

Inkidu has an OCD habit of 'cleaning' the auras of the people who stand in front of him in queues and throwing the smut over his shoulder onto whoever's behind.  o.o

Inkidu

Eden knits horrible itchy sweaters and mails them to her friends puppies.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

saturnschild

Inkidu filled the school swimming pool with cherry jello.
The greatest thing you can ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.-Moulin Rouge
In a world ruled by the dead, we are forced to finally start living.- Walking Dead
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him. - Johnny Cash

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Inkidu

Quote from: saturnschild on March 19, 2009, 07:02:38 PM
Inkidu filled the school swimming pool with cherry jello.
Saturnchild, likes to hang out with pandas in the monkey cage on Tuesday.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Mithlomwen

Inkidu orders pizza and sends them to to other people's houses.
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Nadir

Mith is trying to get together a kazoo orchestra

saturnschild

Eden thinks she can pull a rabbit out of his hat.
The greatest thing you can ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.-Moulin Rouge
In a world ruled by the dead, we are forced to finally start living.- Walking Dead
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him. - Johnny Cash

Ons and Offs saturn

Ket

saturnschild goes down the drink aisle of a store and shakes up all the soda bottles, then opens them one by one before running out as fast as she can.
she wears strength and darkness equally well, the girl has always been half goddess, half hell

you can find me on discord Ket#8117
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wee little Ketlings don't yet have the ability to spit forth flame with the ferocity needed to vanquish a horde of vehicular bound tiny arachnids.

Inkidu

Ket likes this symbol <3

*Snicker snicker*
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Mithlomwen

*whispers*  So does Inkidu *giggle* 
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Mnemaxa

Mithlomwen secretly write terrible romance novels under a pen name. 

Not good ones, only terrible ones.  On purpose.

The Well of my Dreams is Poisoned; I draw off the Poison, which becomes the Ink of my Authorship, the Paint upon my Brush.

Mithlomwen

Mnemaxa likes to hide in the clothing racks at the stores and then jump out and scare little old ladies half to death.
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

BaronS

Mith is secretly starting an underground brownie railway - smuggling her home-made brownies to those less fortunate who cant get a sugar rush.
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Inkidu

BaronS secretly likes to feed underprivileged marmots.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Mithlomwen

Inkidu's avatar is really a bouquet of flowers. 
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Inkidu

Quote from: Mithlomwen on March 19, 2009, 08:40:27 PM
Inkidu's avatar is really a bouquet of flowers.
(A shush! iz a secrets!)

Mith has an underwater temple of doom, and bunnies, doom bunnies.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Mithlomwen

Quote from: Inkidu on March 19, 2009, 08:53:21 PM
(A shush! iz a secrets!)

*giggle*

Inkidu is the guy that goes through the toy department and pushes all of the buttons on every toy he can find so they make lots of noise just to annoy the employees.
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Nadir

Mith dresses as a big toy and hangs out in the toy department, just so she can get Inkidu to press her button  8-)

Mnemaxa

Eden is that girl your mother warned you about, but only because she was more interested than she wanted you to be. ^_^

The Well of my Dreams is Poisoned; I draw off the Poison, which becomes the Ink of my Authorship, the Paint upon my Brush.

SubmissiveDominance

SubmissiveDominance follows people around at Wal-Mart saying cryptic things like "The fat man walks alone," and "It's one o'clock, do you know where your excrcise bucket is?" ... Wait... I did that wrong. Damn. *pouts*
Will you wrap your arms around me?/
As I'm falling

AFI-"The Boy Who Destroyed the World"

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BaronS

Mnemaxa has been known to sneak into your house late at night and replace all the songs on your playlist with remixes of the Macarena.

Also - SubDom follows people around at Wal-Mart saying cryptic things like "The fat man walks alone," and "It's one o'clock, do you know where your excrcise bucket is?"

(There you go - now we're all back on track again!)
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

lexxusbabe

BaronS, is a gold star member of the Charlie Chan appreciation society, and regularly attends conventions (where he has become known to drink too many cups of herbal tea, and burst into the lambada)...

Inkidu

Lexxusbabe likes to dress up like a giant bunny and go hopping through fields.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Mnemaxa

Inkidu dresses up as a fairy princess and chases Lexxusbabe through the fields.

The Well of my Dreams is Poisoned; I draw off the Poison, which becomes the Ink of my Authorship, the Paint upon my Brush.

Nadir

Mnem follows them both with a camcorder and makes the footage into a very odd erotic/nature documentary

BaronS

And Eden buys the documentaries
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Mithlomwen

BaronS does too, because he secretly has a thing for faeries.
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

BaronS

Well Mith's avatar was originally going to be herself in the same position, but when she tested it out everyone began licking their computer screens so she had to get a body double in the photo.
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Nadir

BaronS has really long toes. He likes to lean new skills using them - the last one he mastered was to make an origami crane, though he kept getting papercuts between his toes! Owch...

MusicNeverDies

The wizard in Eden's avatar is actually a 100% accurate self portrait colored in on Microsoft paint.

Sethite

MusicNeverDies has a collection of all Uwe Boll's movies and she watches at last one of them every day.
Truly, madly, deeply...

MusicNeverDies

Sethite idolizes Tom Cruise and the first thing she does every morning, and last thing she does each night, is recreate his dancing in underwear scene from Risky Business.

Sethite

MusicNeverDies eats pizza with salami, chocolate muse, spinach, ketchup and nutella for breakfast. And she drinks tabasco.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Marguerite

Sethite spends every waking moment singing to George Michael's classic Got To Have Faith song and even dresses like George in the music video.
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BaronS

Dont ever fall asleep around Marguerite - she carries six different coloured permanent markers on her at all times and youll wake up looking like a Picasso.
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Marguerite

BaronS wishes he could be like Mike but he could only be like Ike Turner.
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Sethite

Marquerite always have a photo of Paris Hilton (with dedication!) in her purse.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Marguerite

Sethite has a picture of myself in her panty drawer with a big heart drawn around it. So sweet.
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Sethite

Marguerite uses green felt-tip pen as a lipstick.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Nadir

Sethite is on a mission to replace all the CDs in her local music retailer with home-made CDs of her singing the songs on her karaoke machine. The shop assistance don't know who's doing it (she's a ninja!) and refer to the strange happenings as Cat On Fire Syndrome. o.o

Crovonovin

Eden is secretly the leader of an ancient cabal of squid-people that seek to overthrow the United States government in a bid for global domination!

BaronS

Shihong collects the packets of butter you get with McDonalds hotcakes and uses them to make a life size fort in his bedroom.
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Marguerite

BaronS secretly wishes he can be Simon Cowell and be able to play with his man breasts in public just like Simon does on American Idol.
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Sethite

Marguerite likes to go to the cinema and shout loudly all details of the movie's plot.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Ryven

Sethite likes to tear the warning label off of her friend's pillows and mattresses while they're not looking.  You know...the ones that say do not remove under penalty of law!

Satnslillgrl

Ryven likes to go to hospitals and push the old people's "call nurse" buttons and then walk away whistling innocently.
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side.
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Saku

Satsnlillgrl likes to call up people on the phone 365 days of the year so her phone bill must be huge!!
I'm back!
"Times change and so must I. We all change when you think about it. We’re all different people all through our lives.
And that’s ok, that’s good, as long as you keep moving, as long as you remember all the people that you used to be.
I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me."
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Aaleril

Saku can move the planets! I mean, how else do you think we have the solar system?
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Marguerite

Aaleril is really a Russian spy who has not realized the Cold War is over.
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consortium11

Marguerite is actually a professional eater called Burt. A specialist in the bratwurst category, Burt had a sizeable following in his East-European home country, where his achievements had led to an upsurge in national Pride and bratwurst sales. Known as "Burtwursts", his fan club has swelled to some 1500 members, all of whom try to match his signature move, managing to fit a dozen bratwurst down his gullet in one single gulp. Unfortunatly the act risks near certain death unless one possess the incredible throat control that Burt has worked so diligently on, and the fan club has suffered a severe fatality rate, now numbering at only 6 members. The Funeral Director's Association in his country have proclaimed Burt a national hero, but MABE (Mother's Against Bartwurst Eating) started a fierce poster campaign that led to Burt's ostricisation by society and eventual exile to the warmer climes of America.

Unfortuantely part of Burt's remarkable skill was due to the fact his home country had very limited money and food supplies and this very few people could practice eating. Once he came to the United States he no longer had this advanatge. A notable episode occured early in his time in the States, where he entered a Burger King and nearly had a panic attack when he observed a young man order a Supersized Extra Large Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Further more, a visit to the Heart Attack Grill caused him considerable distress, both at the non-bearded nature of the nurses who served there, and the amount even a regular Joe could eat in a single sitting.

A Meal To Die For

Depressed Burt briefly decided to attempt to raise to the challenge and continue to forge his career at a competative eater. However, having failing to qualify for Nathan's International July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest, Wing Bowl or Glutton Bowl, he was reduced to becoming a journeyman competative eater, cutting a sad sight at small county fairs, never achieving a result higher than 5th. Still he winds his lonely way around the United States, desperate to force down one more pie, more more wing, one more bowl of pasta. A small success has been his sale of a drug, known as PLIR (Phat Lithuanian Indigestion Relief), which had proven slightly popular, although mainly for the very cheap adverts shown on public access tv, which became a brief youtube hit.

So ends the Ballard of Burt.

And all that could have been...

:D

Hippie

Consortium's real name is Elmo.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."

Marguerite

-Hides the Sausage-

Damn it, Consort found me out.

-Smirks-

Hippie is Consort's real lover, both are coming over to my house to have a fun time tonight.
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Izu

It won't be fun, we will be shooting a special 18+ movie.

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...Like reflections on the page, the world's what you create...

Mithlomwen

Izu secretly likes to go down the toilet paper isle and squeeze the Charmin. 
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Hippie

Squeezing Charmin is Izu's secret fancy.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."

Marguerite

Squeezing Mith's 'Charmin' is Hippie's secret fantasy,
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Sethite

Marguerite has a huge collection of the road signs she steals every time she has a chance.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Satnslillgrl

Sethite only knows about Marguerite's road sign collection because she is her Road Sign Dealer.
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side.
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Inkidu

Satnslilgirl has a subscription to the Moon Base & Beyond Magazine.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Satnslillgrl

*sniffs haughtily* So? Nothing wrong with a little science.

Inkidu is secretly a Sailor Scout.
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side.
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Inkidu

Quote from: Satnslillgrl on April 05, 2009, 07:19:09 PM
*sniffs haughtily* So? Nothing wrong with a little science.

Inkidu is secretly a Sailor Scout.
Satnslilgirl wishes she looked this good in a sailor-style schoolgirl outfit. ;D
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Satnslillgrl

I can pull off Sailor-Style Schoolgirl very well, thank you. (Even though I'm sure you do it better)


Inkidu still sleeps with a teddy bear named Joey.
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side.
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Aaleril

Satnslillgrl is obviously just a young five year old, following in her dead parents' footsteps in attempting to be a devious adult who worships the greatest evil of Christians just to get attention!
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Inkidu

Aaleril secretly wishes he was a zombie.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

ShrowdedPoet

Ink dresses up like the Trix bunny and chases small children around playgrounds laughing as they scream in terror!
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
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Inkidu

Poet likes to dress up like a really preppy cheerleader when no one is around.  >:)
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

ShrowdedPoet

*chokes*  The reason that Ink knows that is cause he dresses uo like a preppy cheerleader with me!
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
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Marguerite

Poet goes around locker rooms collecting socks for she is into smelly and sweaty socks.
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Satnslillgrl

Marguerite is just a girl with a whip who needs to be put in her place.


*Sorry! I had to! I read your thread on that earlier. Don't beat me. Well, maybe a little beating...*
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side.
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Corinthi

Satnslillgrl hate lollipops. As a child, everytime she got one of those giant spiral lollipops, her brother would wrestle it out of her hand and throw it into the dirt.

Today, she's the lollipop queen in order to come to grips with her brother's abuse and find the strength to one day forgive him.

Downfall347

Corinthi only knows that because he had to borrow two lollipops from her to replace his long lost eyes

Marguerite

Quote from: Satnslillgrl on April 08, 2009, 08:30:13 PM
Marguerite is just a girl with a whip who needs to be put in her place.


*Sorry! I had to! I read your thread on that earlier. Don't beat me. Well, maybe a little beating...*

Oh, I was too late to reply but I will nonetheless because Satns deserves this beautiful lie.

"Satns does not realize her lollipops are really animals that have committed suicide just to be between her lips."

Now back to Downfall.

"Downfall sniffs armpits for he remembers his first girlfriend that he left for a better smelling armpit."
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Corinthi

'Marguerite' is really a well known neoconservative political pundit with a show on Fox News. 'She' doesn't actually personally believe in the neoconservative movement, but sexual realignment surgery is really expensive and being a televised blowhard pays the bills.

Satnslillgrl

Corinthi is really an alien who has traveled to earth to live peacefully as a vegetarian in Canadia.
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side.
O/OA/A  UPDATED 1/3 <<--READ ME!!

ShrowdedPoet

Sat likes to dress up like the tooth fairy and sneak into kids windows at night to rob them of all their toys.
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
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Hippie

ShrowdedPoet is a business man by day and a cross dressing model by night...


(not meant to be taken offensively.. I support cross dressers. I think its awesome and gutsy!)
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."

Corinthi

Hippie is a Corporate Lawyer who specializes in suing Animal rights groups who disrupt the lawful study of cosmetics on animals.

Maci

Corinithi once held the UFC heavyweight title until it was revoked because of his babyoil abuse.

Corinthi

Maci knows about my shocking habit, because she's a black market Baby Oil distributor. During the depths of my addiction, I visited her factory and you should have heard the babies cry as they were fed into the juicer.

crystaltears

Corinthi is really the reincarnation of J. R. R. Tolkien.
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Shadows and Dust... Just Another Soul.

Corinthi

Crystaltears just flatters me because she thinks I'm a cunning linguist.

UD67

Corinthi is really a pokemon, he just won't admit it

Corinthi

Just because you like being crammed into a tiny little Pokeball, UD67, doesn't mean I want to suffer the same fate.

Freedom for the Pokemons. Freedom!

LadySky

Corinthi secretly has 23 yellow rubber duckies and takes a bath with them daily singing Yellow Submarine.
I dreamed a dreamed, life has killed the dream I dreamed. So....I dream a NEW DREAM!!! never let them see you cry.

Corinthi

Darn you, LadySky. I shared that in confidence! Well, fine then. Be that way.

You folks know that picture of the guy in the homemade Tron costume that really, really needed to be wearing an athletic supporter with his costume? If you don't know it, google Tron Cosplay, but have BrainBleach ready.

Well, that's guy isn't LadySky. That's her fiance'.

LadySky

Alrighty Mr! I knew I could not trust you to not tell! Fine, everyone.......Corinthi had a fling with Pippi Long Stocking! She dumped him BTW!
I dreamed a dreamed, life has killed the dream I dreamed. So....I dream a NEW DREAM!!! never let them see you cry.

Corinthi

Well Duh. Pigtails, stockings... what's not to like? *sniffs* I still miss her.

LadySky has something like 450 thousand frequent flyer miles saved up. She's save up in the hopes that she'll be able to be the first person ever to pay for a commercial space flight with frequent flyer miles.

LadySky

True true that is true, and I will do it too! Watch me!

Corinthi has requested to be buried in a coffin filled with ravioli, spinach ravioli.
I dreamed a dreamed, life has killed the dream I dreamed. So....I dream a NEW DREAM!!! never let them see you cry.

Corinthi

Mmmm... Ravioli...

*clears throat, adjusts collar* Sorry. Lost it for a second.

LadySky donated almost $20,000 dollars last year to the Christian Children's Fund. And yet she still feels guilty every time that white bearded guy comes on TV and shows how bad life is for those kids.

LadySky

*hangs head and throws ash upon my head* Its true.....

Corinthi has six toes on the left foot and paints the nail purple.
I dreamed a dreamed, life has killed the dream I dreamed. So....I dream a NEW DREAM!!! never let them see you cry.

Corinthi

Now, you know that's not true. I've not painted my nails once since you gave me that mani/pedi.

You're so much better at it than I am. We still have an appointment for Wednesday at two, right?

crystaltears

Careful, LadySky... Corinthi has 14 appointments of that nature in the same half hour!
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Shadows and Dust... Just Another Soul.

Corinthi

Crystaltears is just giving me a hard time because I stole her cloning technology and am putting it to better use than she did.

A horde of puppies pale in comparison to a horde of me. *preens in narcissistic glory*

Duncan

Has been arrested for cloning dogs using them in the fight rings.

LadySky

Duncan is a female mud wrestler from Wisconsin.
I dreamed a dreamed, life has killed the dream I dreamed. So....I dream a NEW DREAM!!! never let them see you cry.

Corinthi

LadySky is his nemesis, the dreaded Mudinator!

Duncan

Is a "small person" who acts as his agent.

Inkidu

Duncan secretly goes around putting all the batteries back in backwards in all the display items so they don't work.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Duncan

Helped to form the chess club in his middle school to meet girls

LadySky

Duncan wears footie pajamas to bed every night.
I dreamed a dreamed, life has killed the dream I dreamed. So....I dream a NEW DREAM!!! never let them see you cry.

Duncan

Waits for Duncan in her bed every night.    ;)

LadySky

Yes and he never shows up! *crys loudly*

Duncan collects stay hairs from dogs on our block.
I dreamed a dreamed, life has killed the dream I dreamed. So....I dream a NEW DREAM!!! never let them see you cry.

Duncan

coaches cheerleading camp to remind herself what she missed in HS since she dropped out.   :P

LadySky

Duncan was playing with Cabbage Patch Dolls during his HS Prom.
I dreamed a dreamed, life has killed the dream I dreamed. So....I dream a NEW DREAM!!! never let them see you cry.

Duncan

Was dress like said Cabbage Patch doll at my prom.

LadySky

Duncan is an escape Smurf high on Skittles  *quick catch him!*
I dreamed a dreamed, life has killed the dream I dreamed. So....I dream a NEW DREAM!!! never let them see you cry.

Ryieahna

Lady Sky only wants to catch duncan cause she thinks smurfs are the sexiest thing since Brad Pitt

Corinthi

Ten years ago, the crack commando unit Ryieahna was a member of was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men and women promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The R-Team.


Rider of Wind

   After many years of serving as a whipping boy in an underground ring of sex slaves Corinthi is now the head runner in drug smuggling. He has his own harem of slave boys now.
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Ryieahna

Rider secretly only longs to be covered in peanut butter and jelly and thrown into a firey pit of pink fluffy bunnies, but alas it be only whipped cream, cherries and demons, so she suffers silently through eternity wishing for her one release...hippopotami

Rider of Wind

(goddess how true that is...)

Ryi has a fascination with pond scum and has since she was a child. Most of her fantasies involve discovering a new shade of pond scum green that has never previously been seen.
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BaronS

Rider set up a camera in her fridge so she could get a photo of the little guy who turns the light on and off every time she opens the door.
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Corinthi

And that hidden camera really upset BaronS who only took the refrigerator light guy job because of the anonymity it offered.

Satnslillgrl

Which is going to cause a lawsuit for Corinthi, seeing as he hires all refrigerator light guys with the promise of confidentiality.
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side.
O/OA/A  UPDATED 1/3 <<--READ ME!!

Rider of Wind

  SLG has already filed charges with a prosecuting attorney as her father was once a refrigerator light man who's confidentiality was broken by Corinthi.
Not currently taking new roleplays.
Rider's A/A's Update 10-20-14~ O/O's
Posting rate: On Hiatus until June 2nd.

Corinthi

Rider has already preordered my tell-all book, "Master of the Fridge Golems."

Ryieahna

Corinthi didn't really write the book.  He bullied one of the fridge men into doing it so he could secretly break more fridge men confidentiality by publishing fridge men's work under cor's name which isn't only confidentiality infringement, but also copywrite infringement.

On that note, cor is now running from the FBI who know about his evil plan to destroy the lives of fridgemen everywhere as well as the fact that his pink bunny slippers hold room for 12 toes on one foot instead of just 5.

Inkidu

Ryi likes to dress up like a T.V. and pretend to be other peoples' T.V.s.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Ryieahna

(Who doesn't)

Inkidu's house is a box with holes in the side for windows.  It's ok though, he stole it from some little girl selling cookies.

Rider of Wind

Ryi secretly believes that Antonia Banderas lives under her bed and if she could get down the ladder fast enough she could catch him.
Not currently taking new roleplays.
Rider's A/A's Update 10-20-14~ O/O's
Posting rate: On Hiatus until June 2nd.

Ryieahna

If only if only....

Rider ate a penguin for dinner.  She is now running from animal rights activists everywhere.

Rider of Wind

(It was delicious, kinda like if you mixed crab and chicken)

Ryi is an undercover animal rights activist.

Not currently taking new roleplays.
Rider's A/A's Update 10-20-14~ O/O's
Posting rate: On Hiatus until June 2nd.

Ryieahna

So what if I am?

You're allergic to penguin.

Satnslillgrl

You're allergic to animal rights activists.
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side.
O/OA/A  UPDATED 1/3 <<--READ ME!!

Rider of Wind

Is allergic to leprechauns.
Not currently taking new roleplays.
Rider's A/A's Update 10-20-14~ O/O's
Posting rate: On Hiatus until June 2nd.

Ryieahna


Rider of Wind

Is allergic to ponytail holders?
Not currently taking new roleplays.
Rider's A/A's Update 10-20-14~ O/O's
Posting rate: On Hiatus until June 2nd.

Ryieahna

Lies!

Rider was once a High Goddess.  However, due to a recent lack of faith, has fallen back to mortal status, barely retaining the memories of the diety she once was.

Corinthi

Ryieahna's hair is made of spun copper, the strands so fine that individually they're hard to see with the naked eye.

Sadly, that makes the hair very sharp, leaving her in near constant pain.

Satnslillgrl

Corinthi is really trying to fall asleep but he can't, due to the mysterious glowing that seems to be emanating from his glasses.
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side.
O/OA/A  UPDATED 1/3 <<--READ ME!!

Rhapsody

Satanslillgrl really wants to be just like Britney Spears.
|| Games I Play||
Not Available for RP
|| O&O || Requests ||  A&A ||
Current Posting Speed: 1-2 times per week

Come to me, just in a dream. Come on and rescue me.
Yes, I know. I can be wrong. Maybe I'm too headstrong.

Satnslillgrl

Rhapsody's wings are really just made form feathers glued onto paper and tied to her with string.
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side.
O/OA/A  UPDATED 1/3 <<--READ ME!!

Ryieahna

Alex SHOULD be doing her owls, but instead is slacking on E. 

Wait...that's not a lie...

Ummmm....

Alex is secretly a frog from an alternate dimension sent here by her race to rule the world, unfortunately, she's currently sitting in pieces in the freezer of a fine French restaurant.

consortium11

Ryieahna was once the European three-legged race champion, but had to retire after complaints from the opposition that she actually had three legs

Hippie

Consortium secretly has a shrine of ryieahna in his closet made of bubble gum and is only insulting her to hide his obbsession!   O8)
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."

Rhapsody

Hippie really doesn't hug trees.
|| Games I Play||
Not Available for RP
|| O&O || Requests ||  A&A ||
Current Posting Speed: 1-2 times per week

Come to me, just in a dream. Come on and rescue me.
Yes, I know. I can be wrong. Maybe I'm too headstrong.

CandyLips

Rhapsody can't hold a tune.

Rhapsody

CandyLips is not a natural redhead.
|| Games I Play||
Not Available for RP
|| O&O || Requests ||  A&A ||
Current Posting Speed: 1-2 times per week

Come to me, just in a dream. Come on and rescue me.
Yes, I know. I can be wrong. Maybe I'm too headstrong.

Sethite

Rhapsody likes to steal Hello Kitty toys from toy shops.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Corinthi

Sethite's originally wanted Settite as a username, but she has a terrible lisp, but only when typing.

tesseractive

Corinthi is made from rich Corinthian leather.
~ Tessa ~

We are never not what we are, but we are never not becoming what we will be.

Corinthi

Tesseractive is so named because without her Ritalin, she's so hyper she can vibrate into another dimension.

CandyLips

Corinthi had to go to the hospital because he sprained his penis.. It's truly a sad story.. And I'm sorry that I bent that way ^_~

LadySky

CandyLips goes on vacation every year with the cast of Barney and Friends and they play Candyland the whole time naked.
I dreamed a dreamed, life has killed the dream I dreamed. So....I dream a NEW DREAM!!! never let them see you cry.

CandyLips

LadySky has recorded these game sessions.. and has participated a few times as well..

Corinthi

Candylips is so limber she's had 'Abandon All Hope' tattooed above her groin.

It's totally worth it.

Rhapsody

Corinthi once danced in a peach-colored thong to "Born in the USA" for a group of middle-life-crisis'ers.
|| Games I Play||
Not Available for RP
|| O&O || Requests ||  A&A ||
Current Posting Speed: 1-2 times per week

Come to me, just in a dream. Come on and rescue me.
Yes, I know. I can be wrong. Maybe I'm too headstrong.

Corinthi

Rhapsody is one of those kids you see on the Christian Children's Fund commercials posting from one of those One Child/One Laptop, laptop.

CandyLips

Corinthi once got so horny that he tried to pleasure himself orally.. He was only an inch off..

Corinthi

Candy is the Chiropractor I saw after that ill advised adventure. First time I ever had a prostate exam at the Chiropractor's... but not the last.

Rhapsody

Corinthi really does believe it's butter.
|| Games I Play||
Not Available for RP
|| O&O || Requests ||  A&A ||
Current Posting Speed: 1-2 times per week

Come to me, just in a dream. Come on and rescue me.
Yes, I know. I can be wrong. Maybe I'm too headstrong.

CandyLips

I found Rhapsody in my closet last night..

Corinthi

Red Bull really does give Candy wings.

BaronS

Those are actually Corinithi's arms AND back in his avatar.  He learned some pretty good tricks about body manipulation studying for decades with yoga masters in the Indian sub-continent.
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Ryieahna

BaronS is only imitating sanity to confuse the government into thinking that it's safe to tell him their deepest darkest secrets.

Fertile Myrtle

Ryieahna crochets ethnic slurs into cute mittens and sweaters.

Fertile Myrtle & YOU!
(My O/O's - Last Updated - Dec 10th 2010)
Absences & Apologies
(Last Updated - August 8th)

Corinthi

Fertile Myrtle chose that handle because she idolizes the Octomom.

tesseractive

That avatar with the candy thong is an actual picture of Corinthi.
~ Tessa ~

We are never not what we are, but we are never not becoming what we will be.

Downfall347

Tesseractive isn't intentionally sexy, just those damn gnomes stole the rest of her clothing.

Corinthi

Downfall347 is actually an alien sent to earth to decide of the human race is worth being invited to the galactic empire.

So far he's not been impressed.

Downfall347

Corinthi is in fact made of candy, and may not go out in the rain for fear of his sugary construct dissolving.

Corinthi

Downfall347 was the life study of the first Hentai Tentacle monster, and still receives royalties whenever a schoolgirl is molested in that fashion.

CandyLips

Corinthi is actually getting pinched by the candy thong and is afraid to walk anywhere with it on.

Corinthi

Candylips is such a kind, compassionate soul, that she offered to help eat the candy off my thong so I can move again.

Downfall347

Corinthi is in fact Count Chocula in disguise, and has a sever sugar fetish because of it.

Corinthi

Downfall347's username is ironic, because he's a grad student at MIT studying antigravity technology.

Downfall347

(Hehe, surprisingly, I wish. At least that career path has a bit of stability to it! all be it, a lack of gravity)

Corinthi is in fact living in space, and is trying to deduce how humans may reproduce in zero G

CandyLips

Downfall is actually the cat in that photo, but is sensitive about people knowing. Shhhh.

Downfall347

(mreow -^_^-)

CandyLips dances naked with the devil in the pale moon light... the Joker sometimes tapes this

CandyLips

Downfall bought the first tape for $59.99 and enjoyed ever second of it.

Downfall347

CandyLips was the saleswoman who gets people to buy the tapes, her chief sale method is cleavage

CandyLips

Downfall got lost in my cleavage when he tripped and fell into it.

Downfall347

CandyLips has a tribe of natives in her Cleavage that have never seen a white man, well, till now MUAHAHAHAHA

CandyLips

Downfall slept comfortably in my cleavage for two days until Corinthi jumped in and kicked him out.


oooo.. double hit lol

Corinthi

CandyLips' cleavage is so warm and cozy, Downfall could have hibernated in there all winter. Bogarting cleavage hog.

Downfall347

Upon his arrival Corinthi found the natives to be addicted to smelling sharpies. Though gone, my influence has driven the cleavage natives to insanities. They are now building a temple on CandyLips's nipple

CandyLips

Downfall constructed the temple to look like himself, because he always wanted to be touching my nipple.

Corinthi

Candylips recently took a shower, prompting a cleavage native prophet to construct an ark. The ark was last seen trapped in her shower drain with a lot of red hair.

Downfall347

Corinthi puts plastic bags over her nipple temples to protect them in the shower




((Wow, if I really am a cat, this is a rather interesting scene))




Corinthi

I would say that Downfall347 has a nipple temple fetish, but the thread is supposed to be about lies.

Downfall347 is working on a bacteria that will destroy all the peanut plants on the planet because he's afraid that one day he'll meet his true love and she'll have a peanut allergy.

Rhapsody

Corinthi was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
|| Games I Play||
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|| O&O || Requests ||  A&A ||
Current Posting Speed: 1-2 times per week

Come to me, just in a dream. Come on and rescue me.
Yes, I know. I can be wrong. Maybe I'm too headstrong.

Corinthi

Rhapsody convinced the Iraqi reporter to throw his shoe at Bush.

BaronS

On a small island in the south pacific Corinthi is venerated as a god and the natives spend most nights sitting in front of a crude statue of his avatar hoping he returns to them.

Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Corinthi

BaronS once lead a group of scientists and commandos on a secret mission by the US Government to explore a massive cave system under the rocky mountains. He was the only one to make it out alive, and to this day won't tell anyone of the eldritch horrors he discovered down there.

BaronS

Ha ha...good one Corinthi...thats such a fantastic lie it couldnt possibly be true.  *looks around nervously*

Corinthi sometimes likes to put on a fake leg, get a harpoon and pretend he's Captain Ahab.


(Sorry - I had a mental blank and Im buying Moby Dick on DVD for my dads birthday.)
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Corinthi

It's true, BaronS. My story wasn't true, because the Real BaronS never made it out of those caves. Instead, an alien monstrosity is wearing his skin and sizing us up for the coming invasion, not from outer space, but from the bowels of the earth and the depths of madness.

Ryieahna

Corinthi has planned for when he dies.  First everyone on earth will receive an envelope full of powdered sugar, secondly all high ranking government officials will wear power ranger suits.  Then the religious fanatics will release their actual abilities resurrecting Corinthi as the ruler of a small pebble on the shore of a puddle.

Corinthi

Come and listen to a story 'bout a woman named Ryieahna,
Poor mountaineer barely kept her family fed.
Then one day she was shooting for some food,
And up through the ground come a bubbling crude.
(Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea)

Well the first thing you know old Ryieahna's a millionaire
Kinfolk said, 'Ryieahna, move away from there.'
Said California is the place you oughta be.
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.
(Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars)

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Ryieahna and all her kin.
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.
You're all invited back again to this locality.
To have a heaping helping of their hospitality.
(Ryieahna's  Hillbillies, that's what they call 'em now,
Nice folks Y'all come back now, ya hear?)

Isabella Vaasco

Corinthi....he wears night gowns to bed.

minkflavoredcheese

Isabelle once studied the intricate mating ritual dance of a central African tribe of pygmies.

Greg MD

Mink, (may I call you Mink?) actually participated in said mating ritual dance with the pygmies.

Isabella Vaasco

It's true..I was there with Greg MD. (Under the impression he was a mad doctor. Though I figured it was close enough to a Witch Doctor)

Corinthi

Isabella Vaasco always types in a red, italic font because her computer is powered by the blood of innocents. That doesn't explain why she comes here though, because it's not like there are any innocents on E.

Ryieahna

Corinthi just doesn't want to admit that he's innocent.  All of his dirty thoughts come from the Corinthi Mark II that he keeps in his left shoe. 

Corinthi

Several times a day, Ryieahna pours over the Solo and Group Roleplay wanted boards, searching for someone, anyone who is openly willing to admit they want to start a game based off Bret Micheal's Rock of Love. She wants to play Bret, but is afraid to admit it.

Ryieahna

(I could laugh at that one if I knew who Bret was o_O)

Corinthi is actually a gender confused leprechaun from outer-space in the fifth dimension with the intention to introduce a new breed of hippoplatypus to planet earth. 

Corinthi

Of course I'm confused. Two Genders? Only two genders? How in the world do you humans mate?

Regardless, Ryieahna once shot shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die, and posts from Folsom County Prison as she listens to the trains roll by.

Oreo

Corinthi has a secret love for Elvis. That locked closet in his room is full of black velveteen art.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Corinthi

Oreo has seasonal allergies that are so bad that she lives inside a bubble for 4-5 months a year and E is her only connection with the outside world.

Ryieahna

Corinthi is so uncreative that I'm pretty sure I've heard that excuse before.  Sorry cor you need to step it up a notch ^_^

Corinthi

Ryieahna thinks that Simon Cowell has one of the finest minds in the world and seeks to emulating him by giving strangers unsolicited criticism, falsely believing that by doing so she'll become more like her British idol.

Elunari

Corinthi believes that one day he'll convince Jeopardy to have all gaming catergories and pay him to write the answers.
Ons/Offs                                 Plots and Desires  Updated 8/29/14!                               Absences/Apologies

The only way to have eternal love is to never let your heart forget what it's like to live without it.


Corinthi

Elunari's tag line is 'Nun of your business.' because she is really a nun. A very, very repressed nun who tries to stave off her lustful urgings with erotic writings on the internet, but knows that one day, probably not very far off, she's going to jump the new, young, handsome parish priest and break some vows.

BaronS

Corinthi is the author of most of the (in)famous letters to the editor found in mens magazines that start with the line "I never thought this would happen to me but...."


((And for the record after hearing that lie above mine my mind briefly thought about joining the priesthood  :-[))
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Corinthi

BaronS is not actually a single person, but as his username hints, is a collection of old world aristocracy who share a single account here on E. They all share the one account so they can get their literary freak on, then blame it on someone else if someone checks their browsing history.

Darius

Corinthi's leather cuffs are actually velcro with a photoshop job done on them.
When the avalanche has started, the pebbles no longer get to vote.
Ons and Offs
absence to make hearts grow fonder
Story ideas
Darius & His Ramblings
No one is an unjust villain in their own mind… we are all the hero of our own story.” A Lucio

Corinthi

*grins* Darius forgot this is supposed to be the creative 'lie' game, but we have to be patient with him. He's really a 93 year old man posting from a nursing home in between courses of smushed peas and stewed prunes.

Oreo

Corinthi has a secret lego fetish and has been building the perfect woman, piece by piece for the past three years.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Corinthi

Oreo sent me a picture of herself just over three years ago, along with my first box of Legos.

Ryieahna

Corinthi ate the picture of oreo thinking it was a yummy snack and is actually building a lego Sean Connery. 

Darius

Ryeahna is the high priestess of a cult that seduces redheads to create more redheads.
When the avalanche has started, the pebbles no longer get to vote.
Ons and Offs
absence to make hearts grow fonder
Story ideas
Darius & His Ramblings
No one is an unjust villain in their own mind… we are all the hero of our own story.” A Lucio

Ryieahna

Of course, redheads are an endangered species you know!

Darius only wishes he could be seduced by my cult.  Unfortunately we use him for sacrifices to the blood moon.

Corinthi

When Rhyieahna says 'sacrifice to the blood moon', she really means stringing wealthy guys along to help individual redheaded cultists pay back their student loans.

Darius

Corinthi worked in the student loan office in college and offered to expedite the applications of any coeds that would flash him.
When the avalanche has started, the pebbles no longer get to vote.
Ons and Offs
absence to make hearts grow fonder
Story ideas
Darius & His Ramblings
No one is an unjust villain in their own mind… we are all the hero of our own story.” A Lucio

Greg MD

Darius is really my mother impersonating a guy here on E!

Darius

Greg MD got his diploma from a university in South America where the only prerequisite was the ability to pick one's nose, and a deep checkbook.
When the avalanche has started, the pebbles no longer get to vote.
Ons and Offs
absence to make hearts grow fonder
Story ideas
Darius & His Ramblings
No one is an unjust villain in their own mind… we are all the hero of our own story.” A Lucio

Greg MD

Darius failed at the above mentioned South American school.

Darius

I only failed at above mentioned South American Medical School because Greg kept stealing my assignments and turning them in with his name on them!
When the avalanche has started, the pebbles no longer get to vote.
Ons and Offs
absence to make hearts grow fonder
Story ideas
Darius & His Ramblings
No one is an unjust villain in their own mind… we are all the hero of our own story.” A Lucio

Greg MD

It isn't my fault Darius is incapable of simply picking his nose.

Darius

The red rope in Greg's av is actually someone's intestines that were 'extra' from a surgery.
When the avalanche has started, the pebbles no longer get to vote.
Ons and Offs
absence to make hearts grow fonder
Story ideas
Darius & His Ramblings
No one is an unjust villain in their own mind… we are all the hero of our own story.” A Lucio

Greg MD

Darius is unaware that that leash is made of his intestines

Darius

Greg owns the bikini that is modeled in his av and prances around it it every night
When the avalanche has started, the pebbles no longer get to vote.
Ons and Offs
absence to make hearts grow fonder
Story ideas
Darius & His Ramblings
No one is an unjust villain in their own mind… we are all the hero of our own story.” A Lucio

Tachi

Darius doesn't actually own any clothes; he's a nudist.

Greg MD

Darius is highly aroused at the fact that he and I have been having a post war in this game. It's his way of flirting with me.


(shucks, I had posted that right when Tachi was posting, so for Tachi:)

Tachi doesn't really have white hair. He went bald young like Charles Xavier.

Tachi

Greg doesn't know that his hair is really fungi.

Lady Annabelle

Tachi doesn't know that the key to all of his locks are right in front of his face.
All About Me  Where Am I?  Pixi's Twin  Miss Marguerite's Wife **True Girl Gamer**

"If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; But if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger: I should not seem a part of it." ~ Emily Bronte

"My heart beat so hard when I was near him, I feared he could hear my secret longing for him." ~ Destiny Vaestus

Greg MD

Lady Annabelle is a sweet princess by day, and a burlesque dancer by night. She told me!  ;)

Shiri

Greg is planning on hitting up the nearest Q-mart for their endless supply of breath mints and pain relievers.

Lady Annabelle

The flashing lights of Shiri's hat are powered by tiny souls that are trying to escape her mind.
All About Me  Where Am I?  Pixi's Twin  Miss Marguerite's Wife **True Girl Gamer**

"If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; But if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger: I should not seem a part of it." ~ Emily Bronte

"My heart beat so hard when I was near him, I feared he could hear my secret longing for him." ~ Destiny Vaestus

Duncan

Lady is really Hugh Hefner.

Tachi

Duncan is actually hiding from the government.

Greg MD

Tachi wants to lead a one world government.

Tachi

Greg MD is actually the succubus.

ShrowdedPoet

Tachi likes to mop floors with his\her (sorry can't see gender on my phone) tongue.
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
Ons and Offs


Greg MD

Shrowded likes to mop herself with her tongue.

Lady Annabelle

Greg is actually not a doctor.  He's only a dentist.   ;D

/Seinfeld reference.
All About Me  Where Am I?  Pixi's Twin  Miss Marguerite's Wife **True Girl Gamer**

"If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; But if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger: I should not seem a part of it." ~ Emily Bronte

"My heart beat so hard when I was near him, I feared he could hear my secret longing for him." ~ Destiny Vaestus

Lady Haven

Lady Haven's ONs & OFFs Page
Life is like a puzzle, were all little pieces trying to fit in.

Beguile's Mistress

Lady Haven isn't very good looking

PaleEnchantress

Beguile's Mistress is the leader of the underground freedom ring that smuggles  breast implants to men and women in underprivileged nations.
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Jag

PaleEnchantress searches for leprechauns while wearing    Dr. Frank-N-Furter's outfit, but only during a full moon.
Ons/Offs // Request Thread (Updated 3/10/24) // Slow to Reply at the Moment

MasterMischief

Michi No Sora shoots about three under par.

Beguile's Mistress

MasterMischief is pure as the driven snow.

DarkAngel

Beguile's Mistress only wears soft cotton as her lingerie