Breakup with the person above you!

[Nadir]

I'm no longer entertained by your pathetic attempts to please me. I've poisoned your flower garden and let loose several hungry tarantulas, so I suggest you get out. Fast.

[Duncan]

(lol good one)

Eden I am sorry love but your to plain Jane for me.  Hit send on cell not bothering to do it face to face.

[PaleEnchantress]

I saw that body and I just had to have it. When I saw that you had nothing between your legs though.......    I feel cheated. It's over. And I'm taking your clone with me!

[Rykia]

I'm being having an affair...-Points to the skull next to her.- You aren't as good as him.

[Fertile Myrtle]

Frankly my dear, I just don't give a damn.

[Doomsday]

http://www.wonderbread.co.cc/myshit/Poke/Puns/raep.jpg

And the Ariel avatar was funnier, deary :(

[Andy]

You give your hair more attention that you give me! its over!

[Doomsday]

Blond is beautiful... *gives Andy another bump on his head*

[Nadir]

I cannot stand your feet. Your gorgeous otherwise, but...your toenails flake off in bed, the bones poke out in odd and ugly ways and they smell like last month's curry. I'm going to let you keep the house - each time I take a step I get stabbed by one of your flaked nails...   

[Mnemaxa]

I'm sorry...I just can't take it anymore....the bone saw, the chains, the whips....and yesterday, YESTERDAY!, you chewed up my favorite hammer!

No more, I tell you!

[Nadir]

O.O

I...

I...

Well, I hate that statue of the squid-faced thing you tie me to in undignified manners! And its worse when you invite your friends over to chant and watch as I try to gnaw my way free - AND THEN! As if that isn't enough,you stab me! Ruin my good shirts!

And what do I get after all that? A 'Where's my dinner?' 'Bring me a beer' 'Summon the Deep Ones' - not a sorry, not a finger lifted to help clean up all the blood, and your friends? They need to wash more often. They reek of fish.

[Transgirlenstein]

I'm sorry but if I have to choose between you and my almighty not dead but dreaming squid faced god, then Cthulhu wins each and everytime.  You just don't have enough tentacles to satisfy me...and have you seen his dreams?  Don't want to piss off something like that!

Ia Cthulhu fthaghn!

[NekoBoy89]

I`m sorry but your fetish for squids is just a little to much for me, it is great and all that...but your just to creepy for me. I`m more of a cat person.

[Andy]

Youre allways too damn happy!

[Transgirlenstein]

You cough up too many hairballs..


AND FOR THAT GREAT CTHULHU WILL DEVOUR YOU!

[Scott]

I'm sorry, but it's the bringing the snake in bed with us that's not working for me...   

[Transgirlenstein]

I'm sorry but the snake is ssoooooo good at what it does.  So it's you or the snake and the snake wins every time.

[DarkAngel]

By the way I killed your snake and gave it to my pet alligator ...

[Aiden]

I loved how you let me sprinkle you with my Pixie dust...but I was hoping you would fly away after that.

[DarkAngel]

I'm sorry my dildo gave me more fun then your little cock. At least I can put him away when I'm done

[Nadir]

Your wings give my inner thighs friction burn, so I glued them together as you slept.

[Lady Annabelle]

You care more about your collection of Effing Awesome Things than you do about me.  I don't want to be second in your life.  How could do this to me?!?!?!  You can take your coffin back!  We are through!

[DarkAngel]

I'm sorry I rather make love to my dog then be with you ..

[PaleEnchantress]

I only was with you so I could get your skeleton out of you. Somehow you became more to me then just body parts and raw materials. I like you, and that is something I cannot stand!

You have to go.

[DarkAngel]

Honey I hate to say this , But I just can't in the right mind stay with you when I know your trying to smother me with our pillow