Breakup with the person above you!

[Raphael]

Two months... We've been together for two months, and I still can't figure out which one of the two is my lover. Confusion is not the best way to kick off a relationship... Goodbye.

[KikuLei]

You don't pay enough attention to me, I like to be smothered like my waffle-house hashbrowns. Why won't you love me!?!?! We're over. :I

[Hellion000]

I am so sick of having to explain to my boss that it's not my fault I'm wearing purple lipstick, and God forbid he ever see the purple ring around my.... ahem. Anyway, we're done!

[Raphael]

I realize that we are what we are and we can't change it... but still... these empty, bony eye sockets are NOT what I meant when I said "tight holes"... I am sorry, Hellion... But sex is not what I wanted it to be. We're through.

[msa24680]

I'm sorry....  it's the hat.

[Adammair]

I've seen you with that other guy...kissing him, holding him close...I hope you're happy with him, because we're done!

[abandoneddolly]

how many times do I have to tell you you can't come into the store with an ax. you scare off all my costumers so I have to end it, and don't come back

[Cassiopeia]

You keep running through the house making spook noises and trying to scare me.  I'm sorry but my nerves just can't handle it anymore @_@

[Adammair]

You're constantly weighing your options with the scales, and you're never satisfied with the results.  I'm tired of being judged like that.  I'm tipping the scales in my favor and leaving while I can.

[Cassiopeia]

There's just no room for me in your life, and you know it.  Between your tanning schedule, your gym time, your hair appointments, and your "axe practice" I never see you and I just need more attention than that.  Goodbye! 

[Autumn52]

Im not worthy of you, I will focus on worshiping you. You are a goddess so you deserve a god. I wish you well

[Moksha]

Yeah... the bat wings ain't doin' it for me. :P

[Cassiopeia]

I never get to see you, there's no way we can make a relationship work like that!

[abandoneddolly]

every bueaty has to have some tragedy to make them more bueatiful,  heres yours. we are finished.

[KoH]

Your small avatar is too much for me. I can't take this anymore, what is a relationship if I can't see the other half?

- KoH

[Merry Gentry]

I feel as though I hardly know you... I'm sorry, it's just not going to work

[adroitgrayman]

Long wait and you are not letting me show your face. I think enough is enough.

[lenka]

"You are ALWAYS sucking on someone else's face while I talk to you....enough!

[adroitgrayman]

That's enough, you don't even want to get up from that chair... Always... Resting, resting and resting. I am just fed up of you...

[KoH]

Well, you know, I walked in on you passionately kissing somebody else, and I could let that fly, but you'd also torn my prized red curtains off and decided to use them to lie on. It's over.

[Merry Gentry]

all you want is embraces, never any kissing or sex, or anything! Just embraces... I need more!

[TheLegionary]

You need more, but you dont give more! You off!

[Anithinum]

Darling...it's not me...it's you.

[TheLegionary]

You insist to hide your face...I dont like that, you can be ugly like hell! You off!

[Anithinum]

I cheated on you, betrayed you, lied to you and you still won't break up with me....how far do I need to go to prove that we have become Me??