Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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Zebu

Granted.  But you can never change back.

I wish I lived happily ever after.
Live forever or die trying.

For Great Justice
--Machiavelli.

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.

HockeyGod

Granted but it's only for another hour.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

the taken

Wish Granted! Boulders don't have allergies.

I wish for a steak à la mode.

Merry Gentry

granted, but you soon develop food poisoning

wish I didn't have to go to work this evening
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Lucius Cornelius

granted but you must spend the evening with...(somethin really horrible .. ah yes!!) with me



wish that i win a prize !

Jade

Granted. You've won a million dollars but now you only have 3 minutes to live.

Wish I didn't have to clean the house.

Lucius Cornelius

Granted, as you came back to your house, you see it all burned.


Wish i have not to awake early tomorrow.

the taken

Wish Granted! A zombie horde gets loosed in your area. The Army successfully responds and wipes it out, but your home is under quarantine. You can't leave for a weak.

I wish I could travel to alternate dimensions.

Jade

Granted. But the moment you step foot onto this alternate dimension, a hoard of Cthulhus greet you via enthusiastic gang rape.

I wish I had a mojito.

Zebu

Granted.  With a wish like that, who needs to twist it?  You wake up 3,000 miles away from the last place you remember.  With a barcode tattooed on your forehead.

I wish that this would be the last post on this forum, ever.
Live forever or die trying.

For Great Justice
--Machiavelli.

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.

the taken

No.

I wish the next video I make would score me an academy award. Hello, Oscar Club.

Nitro

Granted ~hands a Oscar.

I Wish I was a famous singer.

Zebu

Granted.  During your live debut, you experience a wardrobe malfunction so severe that no one will ever forget you.  Unfortunately, it was on the Disney channel, so you never work in the industry again.

I wish I had 36 hours instead of 24 today.
Live forever or die trying.

For Great Justice
--Machiavelli.

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.

the taken

Wish Granted. Time goes all funky just for you today. Everyone in world knows it and they're jealous. Now almost everyone gives you a mean look when you come around.

I wish I had magical duck.

Merry Gentry

granted, but it quack's and fly's away

I wish my dvr didn't just cut out on the last 4 minutes of my show! AAAH!
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Jade

Granted. But then the power cuts and you miss it anyways. Regardless, do you wanna buy a duck?

I wish I could have some watermelon right now.

Merry Gentry

granted, but it's gone bad and tastes nasty

I wish I could have some water right now
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Nitro

Granted..Op's it has oil in it.

Wish i had some ice cream.

Zebu

Granted.

I wish I had a strawberry milkshake.
Live forever or die trying.

For Great Justice
--Machiavelli.

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.

Sanai

Granted, but your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. A bit inconvenient, and you get arrested for luring in little children,

I wish aliens were real....and sexually active.

What have I become?
My Sweetest Friend..
Everyone I know..
Goes Away in the End.
You Could have it All...
My Empire of Dirt
I will Let you down...
I will make you Hurt.

the taken

<= Wish Granted  ;D

I wish my psychic powers were better than just being able to guess the right card.

Nitro

Granted, but then you get found out and locked up for using your powers during a card game.

I wish i could go to the beach and lay in the sun.

TheLovelyMaid

Wish Granted!

But then it starts to storm.

I wish I had chef to cook me lunch here...

Lucius Cornelius

wish granted, he only know to cook what you really hates.


wish a 4 days weekend.

Lady Haven

Granted, unfortunately you are stuck doing Honey-Do jobs all 4 days..He, he

I wish for the my perfect date. Tells me I look pretty, cooks me dinner, takes me dancing and then makes beautiful love to me..
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Life is like a puzzle, were all little pieces trying to fit in.