Corrupt a wish

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Hazel

But they clearly faked it.  :P

Granted. But since your hot chocolate is so hot, they just keep melting into a big blob of mellow.

I wish I was an astronaut.

GoddessPersephone

You get your wish but you're the worst astronaut in history!

I wish my phone was charged up more.

Hazel

Granted, it's now 1% charged.

I wish that the moon was made of cheese. 'Murican cheese.

GoddessPersephone

Wish granted! But there is war that has started because of it and the need for more 'merican cheese!

I wish it wasn't so windy outside.

Hazel

Granted, your roof blows off so now it's inside with you!

I wish I had something to mix with my Pepsi.

Princeoflight

You do. But, once you are given the extra thing, the Pepsi disappears.

I wish I was reading a book at the moment.

Hazel

Granted, but the book is written in a language you don't know.

I wish they'd figure out how to get a dinosaur from a chicken already.

Princeoflight

Granted. But, the magic works in retrospect, and the chicken you ate last night is suddenly causing problems in your stomach ...

I wish I didn't get bothered when I see stories of hurt, and betrayal.

Hazel

Granted. You now feel nothing at all. A heart of stone.

I wish I could go out and see the sunset.

Princeoflight

Granted. But, the sun has set and two months have passed.

I wish my house was always clean.

Hazel

Granted. While you went to friends house, yours burned down. Always clean if there isn't anything to clean!

I wish I knew what game I wanted to play.

Thangar

You do and you find that you like Solitaire and you spend the rest of your life playing alone.

I wish I had could heal others with just a touch.

Hazel

Granted. This comes at the price of hyper aging when not touching some one, and when you are done healing them you transfer your age into them to become younger.

I wish I had more fries.

Princeoflight

Granted. But all your food is fried and you're now sick of it.

I wish I meditated more.

MoonlightReina

Granted, but your meditation has caused you to astral project and you are not stuck in the spirit realm.

I wish I travel anywhere I wanted for free.
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Cyrraddwn

You die and become a ghost! You can go anywhere, but I don't think you'll enjoy the cuisine much (your croissant falls right through your hand)

I wish I could mentally warm up my feet any time I want!

Princeoflight

Granted. But, you do not control the degree of heating. The first two times you mildly heat up your feet like you desire. The third time your feet are set on fire and you look like the Human Torch from The Fantastic 4. The flames don't hurt you, though.

I wish I get approved quickly.

Marx

Granted, but you are given limited access to the Forums.

I wish I knew what I would do for a Klondike bar.
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Mercurio123

turns out it is anything, but you find out it wasn't worth it leaving you unsatisfied and bitter.

I wish I didn't have to work late for the next few days.

Plumbum

Quote from: Kazuume on October 07, 2011, 11:02:50 PM
Granted! But now the mafia is looking for you to pay off THEIR debt.

I wish I had an art studio, fully supplied!

Granted

But it is too hot in the studio and all of the crayons melted..

Princeoflight

You're supposed to make a wish .... lol

I wish the TV showed nice songs for a change.

Scribbles

Granted, the TV is now showing all the nicest of songs, it's just too bad there's no sound...

I wish that a time-travelling warrior would go into the past, on the 4595th post of Corrupt a Wish, and erase Plumbum's wish before anyone can grant it!
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Princeoflight

Granted. But, that's caused a chain in the cycle of cause and effect in the world and an asteroid has just struck the earth . :P

I wish I cuddled my girlfriend more.

Cyrraddwn

Quote from: Princeoflight on January 08, 2015, 06:36:53 AM
Granted. But, that's caused a chain in the cycle of cause and effect in the world and an asteroid has just struck the earth . :P

I wish I cuddled my girlfriend more.

You can cuddle your girlfriend all you want... Your love life is so sad, you're dating a teddy bear. But it's cute though!

I wish my love interest were closer than 850 miles away.

GoddessPersephone

Wish granted; But it's only 849 miles now so,... still not that close.

I wish my hair would stay pretty all day instead of getting dirty looking by the end of my shift.