Perverted Wishes

[GeekFury]

Wish granted, but you now attract large hairy fat men.

I wish I could conqouer the world Overlord style!

[the taken]

Wish Granted! You've conquered the world, overlord style, it it is very moist. But now all the citizens are complaining about their problems to you. You are in charge, after all.

I wish for Dragon fruit Martini.

[lothloriengrey]

Wish granted. However you are aware the side effects of said martini will turn your pee into citrinella oil. Be careful around matches!!

I wish I could see through walls.

[GeekFury]

Wish granted but you can't control it so you see through walls all the time, and this mean you see your family in the bathroom. Awkward.

I wish the pavements here were less potholey. *Sad face at skateboard.*

[Sasha]

Wish Granted ....but now the pavement has a hard glassy slick surface to it that makes skateboarding a bit more dangerous with the speed increase .

I wish I didn't have a care in the World ...and could dance my life away .

[GeekFury]

Wish granted, but you can now NEVER stop dancing, this makes sleeping, eating and everything else extreamly hard to do.

I wish scottish weather was abit better.

[TheLovelyMaid]

Wish Granted! But the temperature only raised one degree.

I wish my roommates would get along.

[the taken]

Wish Granted! They stop fighting. You wake up in the middle of the night to some pretty heated screaming. Not angry screaming, either. You lose sleep and have a sucky day. You come back home to find your roommates have gone back to fighting. (Hey, you didn't wish they wouldn't start up again!)

I wish for a taco pizza.

[Sanai]

Granted. Its full of soylent green.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[Lucius Cornelius]

wish granted, you work really hard now, as a slave.


i wish i live 500 years in the future.

[Sanai]

Granted, there is only you and someone very sexy left. He/she once told you that they wouldnt touch  you if you were the last person on the planet. Now you can put it to the test.

I wish I had a pet zergling.

[the taken]

Wish Granted. You are now the bastard child of Sarah Kerrigan. And now Jim Raynor is upsetting her about something, so you have to go take your pet zergling and fight his army.

I wish I had 200kUSD the licence to produce Battletech content.

[Sanai]

Granted, but Harmony Gold still find some way to sue the crap out of you.

I wish This kitten would stop sleeping on my mouse, so I can use the computer properly.

[Muff Diver]

Wish granted, now the kitten sleeps atop your head instead.

I wish I had my own stylish cooking show.

[Sanai]

Granted, but you cheat on your wife, swear at everyone and have a controversy, calling a news host bad things.

I wish I had wings.

[Muff Diver]

Granted, but they are made of wax and somewhere Icarus shakes his head and laughs.

I wish weekends were longer.

[Sanai]

Granted, weekends are 6 days long, but only come once a year.

I wish I had I could witness an antimatter/matter Annhilination.

[GeekFury]

Wish granted, but it opens a rift in time and space and you're sucked in to the Bizzaro World.

I wish I was the Keeper in Dungeon Keeper. ( Faster imps! FASTER! )

[Sanai]

Granted. You get slaughtered by an unlikely band of unlikely heroes wielding improbable and impractical weapons.

I wish I had the aforementioned arsenal of improbable and impractical weapons.

[the taken]

Wish Granted! But since you haven't been training to use them, you quickly cripple yourself.

I wish someone would find true love in me.

[Sanai]

Granted, they fall in love...with your left kidney. Vore Ensues.

I wish It was raining.

[Lucius Cornelius]

wish granted. 40 days and 40 nights , hope you have an ark.

wish i finish my work right now!

[the taken]

Wish Granted! Your work is done, but the massive among of kinetic energy released in it's super-speed completing ignites it.

I wish for a gorgeous  goddess to serve me a meal of Tacos. (Man, I'm hungry.)

[Zebu]

Granted.  A gorgeous goddess takes over your mind and forces you to eat a large number of Tactical Coordinators.

I wish for happiness.

[Muff Diver]

Granted. You die from extreme happiness and your eulogy makes sure to emphasis that you wore the biggest grin when you passed.

I wish I could change into an animal at will.