Perverb Parodies

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gaggedLouise

The cat on the rat, the rat on the rope and the rope was bought by the last capitalist.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

the pen is mightier than a free lunch
o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a

gaggedLouise

If you can see the pink elephant in the porcelain store, make sure you don't get trampled by it.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

beauty is the mother of invention
o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a

gaggedLouise

Never trust a black cat when it crosses the street to direct the traffic.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

the journey of a thousand miles is a dangerous thing
o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a

gaggedLouise

He who wears a royal crown must make sure that everyone else is one head shorter.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

don't talk the talk if you can't walk a mile in his shoes
o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a

gaggedLouise

When in Rome it is no place like home.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

blood is thick as thieves
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whimsy

blood as thick as thieves whoops
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gaggedLouise

Cleanliness is next to godliness, therefore the pope s**ts in the woods.  :P

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

genius is 1% inspiration and 99% crying over spilled milk
o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a

gaggedLouise

The good captain follows his sinking ship down riding a submarine.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

you can't get blood from a rolling stone
o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a

gaggedLouise

God helps the man who remembers to pay before you pray.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

judge not lest ye be judged for there's no such thing as bad publicity
o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a

Derwaysh

A squeaky wheel gets the grease and a greasy eel gets the squeeze.
And I, methinks, am gone astray
In trackless wastes and lone.


Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name! | A peek is worth a thousand words!

A/A

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whimsy

the more the merrier (but three's a crowd)
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gaggedLouise

Follow the (shady) money and the rumour of your death might be somewhat exaggerated.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Derwaysh

Fortune favours the bold... not the italicized or the underlined. 8-)
And I, methinks, am gone astray
In trackless wastes and lone.


Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name! | A peek is worth a thousand words!

A/A

Finals Week: Posting delays of up to 1 week/10 days

whimsy

if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all; the customer is always right
o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a

Ser

When the going gets tough, do as the Romans.

gaggedLouise

Once bitten to your hand, you don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

RampantDesires

Quote from: Derwaysh on June 16, 2016, 01:29:42 AM
Fortune favours the bold... not the italicized or the underlined. 8-)

This made me laugh a little too hard for this early in the morning :P  Well done.

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