The Useless Power Game!

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Skye

My hair knows when it needs to grow or shorten itself. 
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Tankou

The ability to ejaculate on command!

Hippie

The ability to rhyme everything you say.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."

Ryieahna

The ability to make donuts appear in enemies' mouths

Corinthi

You know how you can use UV lights to see invisible semen stains? Yeah... I don't need the special lights. *shudder*

tesseractive

The ability to speak the language of trees.
~ Tessa ~

We are never not what we are, but we are never not becoming what we will be.

Inkidu

The power to make chipmunks tap dance.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Ryieahna

The ability to put pickles in people's underwear drawers.

Hippie

The ability to open the fridge telepathically and make the water bottle float to your hand.


(Haha I'm thirsty and don't want to get up!)
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."

saturnschild

to make bacon appear in my hand right now ready to eat.
The greatest thing you can ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.-Moulin Rouge
In a world ruled by the dead, we are forced to finally start living.- Walking Dead
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him. - Johnny Cash

Ons and Offs saturn

Ryieahna

The ability to clog my arteries without eating fatty foods.

Rhapsody

I know what episode of Law & Order is airing without turning on the TV.
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Current Posting Speed: 1-2 times per week

Come to me, just in a dream. Come on and rescue me.
Yes, I know. I can be wrong. Maybe I'm too headstrong.

Ryieahna

The ability to run in place without losing energy or weight

Rhapsody

I am a genius inventor who invents things other people have already invented.
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Current Posting Speed: 1-2 times per week

Come to me, just in a dream. Come on and rescue me.
Yes, I know. I can be wrong. Maybe I'm too headstrong.

tesseractive

The ability to call butterflies to land on my finger.
~ Tessa ~

We are never not what we are, but we are never not becoming what we will be.

Rhapsody

I can write the perfect Mary Sue.
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Current Posting Speed: 1-2 times per week

Come to me, just in a dream. Come on and rescue me.
Yes, I know. I can be wrong. Maybe I'm too headstrong.

Corinthi

I have the power to spontaneously make rashes appear anywhere on my body...

but not make them go away.

Ryieahna

The power to stand next to a plant and levitate the watering can only for the purpose of watering the plant and one must be within arm's radius of the plant.

Corinthi

Whereas I can cause the death of nearly any plant, simply by doing nothing at all. They slowly wither and die from my very presence... over the course of a few weeks... as I do nothing, nothing at all.

Ryieahna

The power to think thoughts.

Kaeil

By climbing the great magic rock ledge with the special alien device I found, I am now able to make toasters supper hot and burn bread in an instant instead of the usual 30 seconds it takes everyone else.

Corinthi

You know the Skittles commercials where the guy turns anything he touches into Skittles? Yeah... based on a true story, except I just turn things into useless glass beads that aren't even fruity, chewy, and delicious.

Sora

I have the ability to tell someone's religion by their taste.

That sounds bad... Not cannibalism, but you know... I lick their arm or something and I can tell who they pray to. :)
I'll be your pet... If you can make me sit, stay, and come.

Sora's Spots

Antone


the ability to turn an ugly polka dotted tie into an ugly striped tie... or vice versa!
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RPs Desired

Caution when handling: Reacts violently when exposed to stupidity...

Lady Annabelle

The power to change into any outfit at any time.  I would have WAY too much with that power.
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"If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; But if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger: I should not seem a part of it." ~ Emily Bronte

"My heart beat so hard when I was near him, I feared he could hear my secret longing for him." ~ Destiny Vaestus