Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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Wyrd

If you love your reflection more then me then we are through 
Ragtime Dandies!

abandoneddolly

your never around something needs to keep me commpany

Wyrd

You know my line of work is VARY demanding!
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abandoneddolly

well if its too demanding for me, then I guess we are through

Wyrd

Ragtime Dandies!

abandoneddolly


Wyrd

I like life on the road better any ways
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abandoneddolly

then go be on the freaking road....it cant give you what I can

Harley Quinn

You complain all the time.  Don't put me in the trunk, don't put me in the trunk.  Pfft, you'd think I was abusing you or something.
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MasterMischief

For whom the bell tolls...it tolls for this relationship!

Harley Quinn

Is that what we had?  A relationship?  I must have missed it.
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JerichoMyers


Wyrd

Ragtime Dandies!

JerichoMyers


Wyrd

Ragtime Dandies!

Brian Boru

You're just creepy evil...I can't deal...later.

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JerichoMyers

Don't you think we're ever breaking up.... I'll kill for you! Even you.

Endorphin

You're just too dangerous to be around!
"The imagination is the spur of delights... all depends upon it, it is the mainspring of everything; now, is it not by means of the imagination one knows joy? Is it not of the imagination that the sharpest pleasures arise?" - Marquis de Sade


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JerichoMyers

You were always leaving me in the middle of the night for your mistress...... UNtil I killed her; muahahahahha!

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Wyrd

Ragtime Dandies!

JerichoMyers

Back off my man, bud. I will tie you up, cut your wrists, and send a horde of sharks after you.

Wyrd

Oh, Yeah!? I'll Call up Satan to rise up through the floor of you shitty house, pick you up and rub you on his crotch while screaming, "YOU HAVE BEEN DAMNED!! HAHAHAHAH!" The eat you, shit you out and light you on Fire!! 
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JerichoMyers

Ewww, he technically tasted his balls..... He's going to do a lot worse to you for even saying that.
Ahem, I promise to appear in your window, and when you move, a brick will fall on your head and knock you out. I'll enter your room, shoot any angry pets with a silenced pistol. Drag your body outside where a gorilla on Viagra will be waiting. I'll handcuff you hog tied style. While the gorilla has his way, I'll video tape it. Than the entire internet world will no about your rape. And the last part, you'll live the life as the guy who was raped by a gorilla; also, there will be people jerking off to your video, so enjoy.