The Creative Lie Game

[CandyLips]

Corinthi once got so horny that he tried to pleasure himself orally.. He was only an inch off..

[Corinthi]

Candy is the Chiropractor I saw after that ill advised adventure. First time I ever had a prostate exam at the Chiropractor's... but not the last.

[Rhapsody]

Corinthi really does believe it's butter.

[CandyLips]

I found Rhapsody in my closet last night..

[Corinthi]

Red Bull really does give Candy wings.

[BaronS]

Those are actually Corinithi's arms AND back in his avatar.  He learned some pretty good tricks about body manipulation studying for decades with yoga masters in the Indian sub-continent.

[Ryieahna]

BaronS is only imitating sanity to confuse the government into thinking that it's safe to tell him their deepest darkest secrets.

[Fertile Myrtle]

Ryieahna crochets ethnic slurs into cute mittens and sweaters.

[Corinthi]

Fertile Myrtle chose that handle because she idolizes the Octomom.

[tesseractive]

That avatar with the candy thong is an actual picture of Corinthi.

[Downfall347]

Tesseractive isn't intentionally sexy, just those damn gnomes stole the rest of her clothing.

[Corinthi]

Downfall347 is actually an alien sent to earth to decide of the human race is worth being invited to the galactic empire.

So far he's not been impressed.

[Downfall347]

Corinthi is in fact made of candy, and may not go out in the rain for fear of his sugary construct dissolving.

[Corinthi]

Downfall347 was the life study of the first Hentai Tentacle monster, and still receives royalties whenever a schoolgirl is molested in that fashion.

[CandyLips]

Corinthi is actually getting pinched by the candy thong and is afraid to walk anywhere with it on.

[Corinthi]

Candylips is such a kind, compassionate soul, that she offered to help eat the candy off my thong so I can move again.

[Downfall347]

Corinthi is in fact Count Chocula in disguise, and has a sever sugar fetish because of it.

[Corinthi]

Downfall347's username is ironic, because he's a grad student at MIT studying antigravity technology.

[Downfall347]

(Hehe, surprisingly, I wish. At least that career path has a bit of stability to it! all be it, a lack of gravity)

Corinthi is in fact living in space, and is trying to deduce how humans may reproduce in zero G

[CandyLips]

Downfall is actually the cat in that photo, but is sensitive about people knowing. Shhhh.

[Downfall347]

(mreow -^_^-)

CandyLips dances naked with the devil in the pale moon light... the Joker sometimes tapes this

[CandyLips]

Downfall bought the first tape for $59.99 and enjoyed ever second of it.

[Downfall347]

CandyLips was the saleswoman who gets people to buy the tapes, her chief sale method is cleavage

[CandyLips]

Downfall got lost in my cleavage when he tripped and fell into it.

[Downfall347]

CandyLips has a tribe of natives in her Cleavage that have never seen a white man, well, till now MUAHAHAHAHA