Funny Quotes/inspirational Quotes

Started by OrchidofDarkness, March 27, 2012, 08:50:22 AM

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OrchidofDarkness

The game is rather simple post a quote that is funny you can include a pitcher if you like. But the object is to make the next person who reads it smile or even laugh a little. Or you can just simply put something inspirational to make some one feel better. Also if you dont know who said it just put unknown after it. Well I shall start us off.

"I am Dyslexic of Borg.  Fusistance is retile.  Your ass will be laminated. " -Unknown-



Every thing I gave is wasted, and I'm the one whos suffocated.

OrchidofDarkness

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. -Unknown -
Every thing I gave is wasted, and I'm the one whos suffocated.

Mr Bigglesworth

Confidence is contagious, so is lack of confidence.  -- Vince Lombardi.

sexhaver

School is where A students teach B students how to work for C students.

OrchidofDarkness

Every thing I gave is wasted, and I'm the one whos suffocated.

OrchidofDarkness

Every thing I gave is wasted, and I'm the one whos suffocated.

yobo

“I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals”
Jim Handy

Kendra


OrchidofDarkness

Every thing I gave is wasted, and I'm the one whos suffocated.

gaggedLouise

Just heard this one on the BBC:

"The Duchess of Cambridge is now estimated to be worth 1½ billion dollars to the UK economy alone"  ;D

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

despickable

Apparently you can't fart in outer space

“We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.” – George Carlin
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Autumn52

May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Mr Bigglesworth


Autumn52

May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

OrchidofDarkness

Every thing I gave is wasted, and I'm the one whos suffocated.

OrchidofDarkness

An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea
- Buddha
Every thing I gave is wasted, and I'm the one whos suffocated.

DeamonAndae19

Quote from: Xandi on May 02, 2012, 07:38:34 AM


LOL, Saw this and nearly died >_>

"Ten of you arrived... Only one will leave" - Russel Howard.

DeamonAndae19

"Bradley, when he won Le Tour De France, he stood up held the microphone and said 'Right, we're gonna draw the raffle in a minute' He's just a character, he really is" - Chris Boardman, quoting a quote.

Alive Until Dead

I'm full of quotes....

"A man with clenched fists can't change hands... but he can knock your lights out in a hurry."
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Remmy says: "Be happy in the now or know not happiness!"

Alive Until Dead

Quote from: Alive Until Dead on August 01, 2012, 01:28:14 PM
I'm full of quotes....

"A man with clenched fists can't change shake hands... but he can knock your lights out in a hurry."


I should have warned I add unrelated words out of nowhere sometimes. >.<
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Remmy says: "Be happy in the now or know not happiness!"

DeamonAndae19

I'm sure I read that in your application...

Alive Until Dead

lol. Not that, but my lack of ability to spell and my dyslexia I'm sure you did. I wanted to say ... So.. you read my app huh?, but that seemed cheesy. :-) I read yours too, though not every page... there's a lot to go through.
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Remmy says: "Be happy in the now or know not happiness!"

DeamonAndae19

Quote from: Alive Until Dead on August 01, 2012, 01:34:15 PM
lol. Not that, but my lack of ability to spell and my dyslexia I'm sure you did. I wanted to say ... So.. you read my app huh?, but that seemed cheesy. :-) I read yours too, though not every page... there's a lot to go through.

And people wonder how I got over 1000 posts in 5 days >_<

Anyway, better throw a quote down.

"When they gave us the choice of either Boot straps or a Lederhosen, the majority of us decided to desert" - Unknown

Alive Until Dead

lol. Right, quotes!


"Mutual assistance in despair will make the ugly situation more fair" - My fortune cookie, September 2011 :-p

The fortune cookie would be the funny part.
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Remmy says: "Be happy in the now or know not happiness!"

DeamonAndae19

xD, I gets it.

"There are ten, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million particles, that we can observe, your mother took the ugle one's and put them into one nerd" - Nicepeter.