Breakup with the person above you!

[haikuoftears]

Stop eating your hair already. This it the third time we bought you a new one in a week. no more!

[The Golden Touch]

You refused to feed my habits... And stop flashing your breasts!

[haikuoftears]

You won't let me be a minor nudist, this won't work at all.

[Aether]

You are wearing far too much clothing for my taste, I cant continue on in this stifling relationship.

[thirteenhearts]

I'm tired of mending your wounds because you keep burning yourself!

[Aether]

Dont blame me that you cant take a deep breath and that my amazingly romantic gestures cause you pain due to your tight bodice!  You are too high maintainence!

[haikuoftears]

I know we agreed to be extreme, but Scarring is just out of the question.

[Aether]

Your obsession with eating your own clothes is beyond me and expensive as all hell.  Enough already!

[haikuoftears]

Yes but you don't have to set them on fire! That's just as bad.

[Aether]

Pouts at her.

Me burning them saves me money of the intense fiber regiment you need to clear the clothing from your system!

[haikuoftears]

*pouts right back at him, before glaring* Silk is good for me. It's good for you too. Carbon isn't. And that was my last pair smoking outside the window. >=\

[Aether]

Torches the rest of her clothes.

See?  You made me do that!  I cant keep up with you and your restocking needs!

[haikuoftears]

*looks shocked*

You. Just. Did. Not. Do. That.

*walks out, slams door*

*comes back after a minute, glares, then walks out and slams the door again*

[Aether]

I understand one slamming of the door, but that second one?  That was the straw that broke the camels back!

Opens the door and slams it a third time.

[Autumn52]

The fire trick was adorable the first hundred times but when you cinged my eyebrows thats did it. Sorry but I don't do the fire thing anymore. Bye

[Cassiopeia]

Despite my warnings you continue to wear those six inch heels which is causing you horrific back problems.  I will NOT sit around and watch you destroy yourself slowly, I can't take it!

[thirteenhearts]

It's not raining! Take the hood off!! Ugh, you're so frustrating!

[Cassiopeia]

Well you're not wearing a dress yet you insist on wearing pantyhose ... you and your double standards!  Mrrrgh!

[thirteenhearts]

You keep giving me that "OK" sign with your fingers when I know things aren't "OK".  You never share your feelings!

[Cassiopeia]

OH. MY. GODS.  We always have to be sharing our "feelings" or "talking" ... you know sometimes I'm not "feeling" or thinking about anything, I'm just watching a damn movie or reading a book!

[Aether]

I am tired of your thread bare wardrobe and your refusal to dress up for me!

[Cassiopeia]

Well I am tired of you trying to make me something I'm not, I'm a thread bare kind of a girl!  AND YOU refuse to quit smoking!

[Aether]

Well, one smokes when his mate is subzero in temperature and affection!  Your heart is cold as ice and I need some warmth!

[Cassiopeia]

You used to know how to melt my icy heart but you no longer put the time and effort into getting me warmed up!  Ever hear of foreplay?!

[Aether]

Every attempt of mine to warm you and your glacially attuned sensabilities ends with an abrupt ice storm that you innocently have no knowledge of.  Your frostiness is a choice I cant live with anymore.