Corrupt a wish

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Andalon

Granted. The downside is that your head bursts from all the ideas for wishes. POP!

I wish my bath was already done.

Ramman

Granted, however your bath was so hastily done you forgot to use water and soap...not the nasty looking mean nurse is going to ensure you do it properly.

I wish everyone in the world had a dollar.

Story Tale

Granted, but that's all they have. Thanks, no one can afford anything anymore.

I wish I could see the stars.

Katalina

Granted, but unfortunately you didn't specify the distance. Now you're seeing them up close and personal.. blind as soon as you look and burned up into flame before you realize you're up close and personal.

I wish that the semester was over already!

Story Tale

It's over, you failed.

(gah, that's so mean, I really hope you don't fail, I'm going to feel so bad if you are struggling at all)


I wish that I could see all my family for Xmas.

Ramman

You do on tv as they pummel a poor reporter with snowballs. He was just trying to do his job...he had a wife and kids!

I wish I were able to slice an english muffin without ruining it.

Katalina

Wish granted, but you end up slicing through your hand as well.

I wish being a cat lady wasn't a weird thing.


(PS to najlah -- no worries, I'm not struggling. :P)

Ramman

Granted, now everyone brings you their cats.

I wish Catgirls existed.

I dont know

Granted, but the catgirls want to kill you.

i wish i had a scythe like ramman

Ramman

Granted, you not only have a scythe like mine, you have my scythe! (Sticking out of your chest.)

I wish I had a good idea for a new rp.

Kazuume

Granted! But all you can think of is little blue men doing nasty things in the dark.


I wish Santa was real and would leave me something awesome!
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Ramman

Granted, he leaves you an awesome amount of reindeer poop under your tree and in your stocking.

I wish those blue men weren't so cheeky.

Kazuume

Aw man! Nasty!        Granted now they sit around and cry all the time and whine.


I wish I wasn't alone right now.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Ramman

Granted you're not alone, you're stuck with me.

I wish the blue men would shut up.

Kazuume

Why is that a corruption?  :D  Granted, the Blue Man Group in Las Vegas folds crashing the economy further and making everyone sad!  :-(


I wish for a brand new pair of bunny slippers!  ;D
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Ramman

Granted you have fluffy bunny slippers, however they are rabid rabbits biting your feet.

I wish I could form the Blue Man Group's replacement...The Green Man Group!

And trust me Kaz, me being alone with you is a corruption.

Kazuume

Granted, but the green is mold and you all get sick.

but I love everyone!

I wish there was something more entertaining on TV than Elf for the 300th time.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Ramman

Granted you find a channel with something else on! Elf 2 the unnecessary sequel to a movie no one wanted.

I wish I was alone with Kazuume.

Kazuume

Granted *knocks on your door* Now you have to sit and listen to me talk all night and giggle at everything.  ::)


I wish for peace on earth......nah screw that, I wish for more money in my bank account.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Ramman

Granted. However halfway through the night you realize i'm an FBI infromant and you are arrested for stealing from the bank.

I wish i had more cat food.

Kazuume

Granted, a dump truck backs up to your door and lets a huge load fall on your front lawn attracting mice and rats.

I wish I could fly!
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Ramman

Granted! *picks you up and throws you*

I wish my cats would share the food with the rats and stop eating them.

Kazuume

Granted now your cats have rabies and bite you.


I wish my hands never got cold.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Ramman

Granted, you are able to keep your hands warm...by keeping them in my pockets.

I wish rabies shots didn't hurt so much.

Kazuume

Granted but every other shot hurts 3x as much and you feel like a pincushion.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki