Corrupt a wish

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Kazuume

Granted! You look like the Joker in reverse!   


I wish I was taller than 5 feet.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

lonlyazn

You grew so tall that you broke in half and pushed daisies.

I wish I could be a virgin  :-[

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Tamhansen

granted you are now a young virgin girl, whose hymen grows back each time, for the rest of eternity.

I wish I was happy.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

lonlyazn

Granted, you died happy from getting so high on ecstasy and other drugs, but left misery to those around you.

I wish I was good as Bruce Lee in martial arts

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Tamhansen

granted, but seeing as Bruce Lee has been dead for several years his skills have deteriorated, thus leaving you unable to even move.

I wish someone would come with a wish I could corrupt.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

LadyJuliana

(Sybl:  This is a late reaction but I just read the part where you want me in a cage? O_O  Or was that just me seeing things?  >__>;;   )

Granted!  But that someone happened to wish for your happiness.  Without knowing this, you corrupted that person's wish and ended up stuck in a life of misery. :P

I wish you would love me.

Sybl

Quote from: LadyJuliana on January 01, 2012, 09:33:11 AM
(Sybl:  This is a late reaction but I just read the part where you want me in a cage? O_O  Or was that just me seeing things?  >__>;;   )

Granted!  But that someone happened to wish for your happiness.  Without knowing this, you corrupted that person's wish and ended up stuck in a life of misery. :P

I wish you would love me.

(Lady Juliana: That was the bbc code [you ] no spaces = whoever reads it it, it reads their name. My apologies (well sort of :P )  ;)

Wish granted. I Love you because you are so special and unique that I hound you for all eternity saying nothing but I love you 24/7 365days a year, nothing else spoken, in a drab monotone voice.

I wish I was beautiful.


lonlyazn

Granted, It made every girl in the world envy you and your life is in continual danger from every female, and for every man that wants to get with you blood is shed.

I wish I could have faith and believe in something greater

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sen

Granted, but the something greater decided not to believe in you--sorry, you no longer exist!

I wish my puppy would hurry up and potty train!
A shit-eating grin is the type of grin that makes you want to make the wearer eat shit.

Ons and Offs post link

Sybl

Granted, your puppy now uses your leg as a tree.

I wish I knew then what I know now.

lonlyazn

Granted, you knew it then and forgot and now experiencing deja vu now.

I wish I could be superman

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

Granted, but Lex Luther sent you kryponite.

I wish I owned a yacht.

lonlyazn

Granted, your child plays with it in their bathtub

I wish I could teleport wherever I please

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

 :o What child?

Granted, you teleport to your choice of place, unfortunately it is a parallel world and hostile.

I wish I was a living bird of paradise.

lonlyazn

The child that came with your wish~

Granted, then paradise became hell

I wish I could meet people from E  :-X

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

Granted, you meet people from E but not this E.

I wish I could dance well.

lonlyazn

Granted, you dance well doing the chicken dance

I wish I could see my future

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

misstiny

Granted. You see yourself dead in three weeks.

I wish I could quit my job.

Sybl

Granted. You quit your job and are black listed from ever working again.

I wish I had a wealthy uncle.

lonlyazn

Granted, he used his wealth to creepily bug and stalk and watch you privately.

I wish I a wealthy beautiful aunt  :P

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

lonlyazn

Edit: I wish I had a...

I really want to edit so badly.

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

Granted you bet an a, and the world starts using a language of numbers only.

I wish I was in a new area.

Kazuume

Wish granted however you find yourself standing on a large rock in the middle of the ocean all alone.


I wish there was endless chocolate.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Tamhansen

Granted. The whole world is engulfed by a tsunami of molten hot Chocolate engulfing everyone and everything, before solidifying Capturing everyone inside, suffocated by chocolate.

I wish for eternal bliss.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Flaming

Granted, and you become catatonic.

I wish to not have to work for a living