PervCelebre's Mind Palace (Male looking for Female Characters)

[PervCelebre]

Welcome! I’m Perv. It’s a real pleasure to meet you. Thanks for reading my stuff.

I’ve gone through this a few times, editing this and trying to make it look good and more organized. This is the latest of those attempts.

ABOUT ME

What to tell? Let’s see. I’ve been writing and roleplaying for a decade or more. I started in Celeb-based RP, hence the name. I still appreciate it and will always give time to a celeb-focused idea or scene, but I’ve branched out.

I write when I can, but I have a real life and a job and a family. Those are most important. So, if you’re expecting a partner who will write you immediately and respond multiple times a day, I’m not your guy. Good luck.
WRITING WITH ME & SCENE IDEAS

So I’ve already covered how often I write, but let’s get to the important stuff, right?! I don’t love creating a scene and just expecting you to do what is prescribed. Everything listed here is malleable, debatable, deplorable, expendable, dependable, lendable…shit. I over abled myself.

Here are my Ons and Offs. As usual, if you’re curious about something, ask! The worst I’ll say is “Nah, but thanks,” and send you in your way.

CELEB PAIRINGS I ENJOY

Fan x Celebrity
Journalist x Celebrity
Married Dad x Celebrity
Male Celebrity x Female Celebrity
Teen Virgin Fan x Celebrity
Barista x Celebrity
Journalist x Journalist

CELEBS TO USE AS INSPIRATION

Katy Perry
Kristen Bell
Jennifer Lawrence
Milana Vayntrub
Kate Upton
Emma Stone
(anyone you suggest except Jennifer Aniston…don’t waste my time.)
Dodger
Rosanna Pansino
Taylor Swift
Scarlet Johansson
Alison Brie
Bella Thorne
Ariana Grande
Selena Gomez
Demi Lovato
Margot Robbie
Becca Scott Kearns (I know nothing about but just fell in lust at first sight. xD)
Chrissy Teigen
Antonia LoFaso
Emma Watson
Eliza Dushku
Gwen Stefani
Laura Bailey
Janet Varney
Priyanka Chopra
Megan Fox
Dove Cameron
Iggy Azalea
Anna Kendrick
Anna Camp
Brittany Snow
Chloe Bennett
Rosie Jones
Carly Rae Jepsen

A NOTE ABOUT CELEB RP, A TALE OF STIGMA

I know that, on E, these aren’t everyone bailiwick. It’s been articulated to me a few times that this is because some feel, as the writing partner, that they lose agency over their character when playing a celebrity. I want to stress that there are actually a myriad of ways you can take a celebrity. For example, I have played, in the past, scenes where Taylor Swift is a sweet angel, loving to be pleased and loving to return the favor.

I once also played a scene where Taylor was a Domme hellbent on making my life miserable in pursuit of my crush on her.

See where things can go? I view the celebrity angle as perhaps a portal into a scene or a fun challenge to attack as a writing partnership.

I hope that explains it a bit more.

FANDOMS, THO? Just ask. I’m a fan of a few but the list is long and varied. I’ll warn you that anime is lost on me as are most video games. But, like above, shoot your shot. All I can say is no.

SOME ODDS AND ENDS

These are some random keywords and pairings and settings. Do with them what you wish.

Prostitution
1960s
Britain/British Women
Noir/Detectives
Outfits/Lingerie/Costumes
Coffee shops
Bookstores
Tights/Leggings

PLOT STEMS

These are some ideas and starters I’ve written over the years. Again, they aren’t set in stone and are up for discussion.

Like a Hallmark movie, but with smut! (ON PAUSE CURRENTLY!)

We all know the tropes at this point.

…The girl leaves her small town and comes back to find romance she thought she lost.
…The town that rallies together to save Christmas and bring two hot people together.
…The two people slammed together by fate who learn about themselves and each other during the holiday season.

Sweaters. Leggings. Parties. Twinkling lights and hot cocoa steaming as snow falls.

These movies end in a loving kiss. But what if instead of a kiss, there was passionate, insane sex thrown into the mix along the way?! That’s where this thread lies: the nexus of sweet fun romance and absolutely glorious kink.

The whole point of this post is to create the dirty version of the trope filled fun romp. Let’s have some discussions and some fun together!

The Best Part of Waking Up

A bougie hotel. A few nights away for a work conference.Clothes and underwear tossed to the floor. Morning light flowing in from the window shades. Cars pass by, honking through traffic, as the city comes to life far below.

It’s before I’m set to wake up for the final day of work stuff. I stir, roll over, flop my limbs over you and wriggle closer. Hard length lands against you gently, a reminder of the night before and perhaps a portent of what’s to come. Still half asleep, or more, I don’t even know the hot shaft is against your bare skin. My mind clings to warm dreamland still.
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The question is…who are you? My partner? An affair? A fellow conventioneer? An escort? It really is up to you.

I want to get my creativity flowing again with this open ended idea. I’ve set the ball on the tee. Where are you going to hit it?

As long as it’s consensual and your idea follows from this idea, I literally don’t care. I would love to see what you come up with. Bonus for lingerie, celebrities, cosplay, and oral being included.

Any questions?! Ask!

NEW! “But, why is she here?!

(Based on a dream I had recently.)

My wife is a saint now. But she isn’t without her secrets. When we met, I was still a virgin; I had only dated a few women and it hadn’t gone far. She had…a history. Which, is great and has only reared its head when her ex’s ex showed up at our door.

The blonde. The tits up to her chin. It was clear she had been a trophy wife. When she needed a place to stay, she showed up at our house. We have jobs. Well…I work from home, so I guess it was alright.

The fact of the matter is that she can’t keep her hands off me. It started with tempting and teasing and now we’re carrying on a full affair as soon as my wife leaves for the day and wrapping it up as soon as she gets back. Whitney helps around the house and I’m glad we are able to give her a place to get back on her feet. But she’s spending most of her time on her back or knees.
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So I had this really vivid dream that basically ran just like this. It can go in any direction we want, but this is the basic framework. Anything is up for discussion here since it was just a dream.

Thanks for reading so far! If you have any questions or see anything that interests you, please reach out. Have a good one.

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Added a few odds and ends and a pairing and marked Kristen Bell as taken.

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Added a couple of celebrities.

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Crossed out Dodger as taken at the moment, added Emma Stone and a game at the end.

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Added celebrities and a bit of explanation.

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Marked Alison brie as taken and added Margot Robbie and a pairing.

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Added a celebrity.

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Put Kristen Bell and Alison Brie back on the board.

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Added the idea "Back to Suburbia"

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Added Chrissy Teigen

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Added. Molly Quinn.

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Added Olivia DeJonge

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Added Antonia LoFaso

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Took Selena Gomez off the board and added a note about Hamilton.

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Added Emma watson because I'm an idiotic idiot who didn't have her in there already.

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Added some celebs and a kink

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Put Selena back and added two more.

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Added a couple of celebrities.

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Added a slew of celebrities.

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Added and took away some celebrities and fandoms.

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Crossed off a bunch of celebrities and added a note up top about new scenes.

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Got rid of a scene and a celeb.

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Bump for December

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Opened up all previously closed scenes and celebrities.

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Monthly bump, crossed off a celeb, closed solicitations,