Why are you going to hell?

[Captain Maltese]

Because I will rather go to hell by my own free choice, than have to conform to the moral codes of others for eternity. If I didn't get to vouch for their holiness then I am not interested in their opinion of mine.

[CupofJoe]

Because I call everyone 'daddy' regardless of gender, just because it makes people uncomfortable.

[RedRose]

Because I call everyone 'daddy' regardless of gender, just because it makes people uncomfortable.

rofl that would make me laugh

[Nico]

Probably because I love coffee (and some other things) way too much.   XD

[Trigon]

Because I joined Elliquiy.

[Endorphin]

Isn't that where all the fun people go?

[Hawk]

Because I rebelled against God?

St. Michael is wicked strong.

[CassieBear]

So many things...

[Bruja]

I am too stupid to save myself the misery of actually having faith in other people. Good intentions and all that...

[RedRose]

Because I laughed

[Knightshadow]

Because I love another who is fobidden to me....

[William Blake]

To quote Malory Archer: "Oh, name a noun."

Or, rather, in this case, "reason".

[Autumn52]

I am too stupid to save myself the misery of actually having faith in other people. Good intentions and all that...

This is why I am going to hell too.


*hugs for Rapt*

[Phantomhive]

It's simple  I'm  going to neither.

Heaven dont want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. lol

[Raziel]

Well I was told by a priest a long time ago that I was going to hell, ever since then I've just been enjoying the ride doing whatever I want so yeah many reasons.

[Captain Maltese]

Because I do a little victory dance of glee every time a priest, monk, nun, imam or rabbi is put in prison for sexual misconduct or economic swindling. Come on, read me a sermon about virtues - from behind those bars.

By now my living room floor is getting a shallow circle in the middle.

[Autumn52]

Because I threatened physical harm to a few people over the last couple of weeks. I enjoyed the look of terror in their eyes a little to much. I'm just not a nice person sometimes.

[CassieBear]

Because I sit there and bitch to the pharmacist about people who use the 'woe is me' excuse to not be able to pay for meds... while I'm on the exact main insurance plan that they are. The copays are less than $5. But yet... they can buy alcohol and cigarettes and are completely unappreciative to the services they are provided. Told someone it was going to take an hour to fill a script because I had others already in line and you don't get to jump to the front of the line JUST because you're an impatient fool. Called at least three times that day.

[Autumn52]

Because I let the little things get to me. Then I lose my temper and cursed at an idiot who cut me off in traffic. That isn't so bad but what makes it worse is that there were two children in the car. *very sorry for my actions*

[Bruja]

Gluttony...pure and simple. I love pizza and beer...these things will never change.

[RedRose]

Because I let the little things get to me. Then I lose my temper and cursed at an idiot who cut me off in traffic. That isn't so bad but what makes it worse is that there were two children in the car. *very sorry for my actions*

As a French, I'm constantly annoyed at those parents not using seatbelts and/or carseats...

OT:Because I'm a flirt.

[BentLycan93]

Because I always like eating the last cookie in the box or jar.

[Quezvax]

Because I'm in love with everyone.

... and I blamed my sister for eating the cookies once.

[Autumn52]

Because I still haven't learned not to let people affect my moods. I get mad and slam around when it is my own fault for letting things get to me.


*DO NOT ENJOY SARCASM OR SNOTTY COMMENTS*

[Captain Maltese]

(Percy grabs William; Baldrick takes a crucifix and hits him with it.)
Edmund: Well, well, let's take Hell: You know, Hell isn't as bad as it's cracked up to be.
Graveney: What?
Edmund: No, no, no, no. No; you see, the thing about Heaven, is that Heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go on in Heaven, like, uh, well, singing, talking to God, watering pot plants.
Graveney: Ew...
Edmund: Whereas Hell, on the other hand, is for people who like the other sorts of things: adultery, pillage, torture -- those areas.
Graveney: Really?
Edmund: Mm! Give your lands to the crown, and once you're dead, you'll have the time of your life!
Graveney: Adultery? Pillage? Through all eternity?
Edmund: Yep!

(quote fondly stolen from a Blackadder episode)