Things you don't want to hear on the first date

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PigPin

#75
April 30, 2012, 07:29:21 AM
I'm doing this reality show....hope you don't mind.

Berek

#76
May 02, 2012, 07:37:43 AM
Let me just set up the webcam...
Hello! :) Might consider rps again, mainly vanilla/light bdsm, might consider taboos eg uncle/neice, teacher/student, etc

Autumn52

#77
May 02, 2012, 07:39:46 AM
This is my first date so I hope you don't mind if my mom documents it for me on video.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Adammair

#78
May 02, 2012, 07:43:20 AM
"...so then I hid the body, and...What? Why are you looking at me like that?"

Mr Bigglesworth

#79
May 02, 2012, 07:44:07 AM
Mind if I bring my cats with me?

PigPin

#80
May 02, 2012, 07:50:28 AM
Who...him...he's just my gimp.  He won't make a sound.

Shadowfox113

#81
May 02, 2012, 12:00:33 PM
It's just a lip fungus, it comes and goes...
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PigPin

#82
May 02, 2012, 12:02:43 PM
Sorry I had to bring the children...It's my wife's turn to go out solo.

Autumn52

#83
May 02, 2012, 02:57:08 PM
Don't worry I just want sex
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Berek

#84
May 02, 2012, 03:21:58 PM
I never have sex on a first date
Hello! :) Might consider rps again, mainly vanilla/light bdsm, might consider taboos eg uncle/neice, teacher/student, etc

Mr Bigglesworth

#85
May 02, 2012, 03:33:26 PM
I really dig your nose hair.

Autumn52

#86
May 02, 2012, 03:40:46 PM
If you are out with a woman something a woman does not want to hear......You look just like my best friend from high school, he had hair in his ears too.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Mr Bigglesworth

#87
May 02, 2012, 03:42:39 PM
^__^ I don't think many men would appreciate that either!

My car was impounded, do you mind riding on the back of my bicycle?

Galactic Druid

#88
May 05, 2012, 12:51:06 AM
This one actually happened, and has an entire creepy story to go along with it.
*creepy state* What do you think of the names Robert and Amanda?"
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Adammair

#89
May 05, 2012, 03:44:15 AM
"I really like you...but then, I also really liked my ex who ended up stalking me, killing my dog, and stealing my car and wrecking it..."

Autumn52

#90
May 05, 2012, 05:24:38 AM
The thing I don't want to hear on a first date is, "You have no chance of ever being with Adammair. He is taken so get over it.".(I like my delusions) :-[ :-[
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Xenolord

#91
May 05, 2012, 10:17:56 AM
"If we get married, can we get married on a Bird of Prey, by a Klingon?"

Yep. I went there.

PigPin

#92
May 05, 2012, 03:30:50 PM
10001010 00011010 10101010  oh i'm sorry i thought everyone spoke binary. 

SummerWhispers

#93
May 06, 2012, 09:49:02 AM
I know we barely know each other, but could you lend me fifty dollars, til my mom gets paid.

Rex Pacis

#94
May 06, 2012, 09:51:07 AM
"Hey can you validate my parking?"
"We're all in the same game; just different levels. Dealing with the same hell; just different devils."

SummerWhispers

#95
May 07, 2012, 09:57:47 AM
I promised my girl friend I would bring you back to our place afterwards, she likes to take pictures of my dates.

PigPin

#96
May 07, 2012, 10:29:17 AM
How do you feel about crabs? Hmmm...we're not getting seafood.

Izzie Aditi

#97
May 07, 2012, 11:57:04 AM
So I just came out of the psych ward..
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Adammair

#98
May 07, 2012, 12:52:47 PM
"So I just came from a rave. I'm still pretty smashed..."

Breathless Intent

#99
May 07, 2012, 12:53:51 PM
I love getting free food on dates! Where are you taking me for dinner?
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