Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Angaroo

Granted, but everyday after that will be an all out war between everyone on Earth.

I wish that vehicles didn't give off any pollutants.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Now they don't exist.  You have to walk everywhere.

I wish summer wasn't so hot.
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InDeCiSive

Poof, summer isn't hot, winter is.

I wish I were a gourmet chef.  (I am almost afraid to type that)

Daoine Sidhe

Granted!  You're a gourmet chef... on Mars.  Your food is utterly inedible by humans - including you!  So you have no idea what your food tastes like...

I wish I owned a planet.
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Angaroo

Granted!

However...

As soon as you gain ownership of the planet, the star it revolves around collapses and you watch as your planet (and pretty much the entire solar system) gets pulled in to the newly formed black hole.

I wish I had a water fountain in my house that dispensed fruit punch instead of water.

InDeCiSive

Granted.  You are now deathly allergic to the red dye in the punch.  And you break out in hives if it touches your skin.

I  wish I had living room furniture. x.x

Jebble212

Granted, although it's made of still moving animal genitalia.




I wish for absolute power over type, position, and secureness of bikinis to women.

Jclaymore

Granted, you're now stuck in an endless dream. In the real world, you are in coma.

I wish that war is a concept that never existed or will exist.

InDeCiSive

Granted!  Welcome to Stepford!

I wish for a new car.

seffer

Granted. You got yourself a new miniature car.

I wish that everyone, including me, doesn't have to work ever again.

Kdyami

Granted: Welcome to Planet Miranda

I wish I could start my own sovereign nation
Hey all I'm property of the U.S government and as such I may randomly disappear for a day or two.  I apologize in advance but I'll get back to you ASAP

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You are quickly overthrown and executed.

I wish for more time in the day.
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Jclaymore

granted, each day lasts for a year.

I wish I my hugs have healing powers XD

Daoine Sidhe

Hooray! Now, we all get to live seven times as long!

Wish granted.  By hugging a person, you heal a person.  Your healing powers induce a drug-like dependency on the hugs.

I wish I could get money without having to work (or sell my body or soul).
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Randall Flagg

Granted. Welcome to the United States welfare system...

I wish I had the power to enthrall people with a glance.

Daoine Sidhe

Yay, money!  Boo, welfare...

Wish granted!  You look in a mirror once, and you're screwed.

I wish I had a mirror.
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seffer

Granted. You got a living mirror which swallows whoever look at it.

I wish everyone turn into atheist.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  The complete lack of faith in anything spikes crimes rates so high that the human population becomes extinct in less than a day.

I wish I wasn't tired right now.
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seffer

Granted. You'll become numb for the rest of your life.

I wish that money would become worthless.

Randall Flagg

Granted. Money is worthless. People are back to bartering and trading goods to get the things they want. It now takes hours to make trades and get stuff when it used to take minutes...

I wish my car was powered by garbage.

BellaBella

Granted, but it forever stinks of a dumpster and it looks like garbage.

I wish I could have a back massage.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  It's performed by a fool who makes your back hurt much worse that it did.  He also charges twice as much.

I wish for a demonic pony.
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cptBacon

Granted. Your demonic pony is much faster than you, so it runs away.

I wish for an unending supply of Reese's Pieces.
A super detailed introduction to me:
O/O

My current stories:
The Art of Seduction | Grey Skies
Along for the Ride | She Let Herself Go

Randall Flagg

Granted. They spew forth from your anus in an unending spray...

I wish ... Oh I wish I could carry a tune.

Daoine Sidhe

I never said I wanted a demonic pony for me.  I just wanted one to exist so it could wreak havoc on the world.  Muwhahahaa!

Wish granted!  There's so many that you are buried underneath them, and have no hope of ever getting out.

I wish for a shovel to start digging you out.


Wish granted!  You can now carry a tune, but only when you're totally nude in front of complete strangers.

I wish for a magical penny... of DOOM!
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