Corrupt a wish

[Dasheva Blackheart]

Granted - But as soon as you open it, it falls apart and is the last of its kind.

I wish for dreamless sleep.

[EternalChameleon]

Granted, but the moment you close your eyes to enter slumber, you shall never open them again.  Goodnight, and shall you forever get the rest you always wanted.

I wish for a healthier body.

[possiblejr]

granted, but you can now only eat healthy food that tastes horrible

i wish it would rain bacon

[Countdown0]

Granted, but now grease fills the world's water supply. EVERYONE becomes overweight and suffers from massively high cholesterol. Heart attacks run rampant, and from all of the grease in the water, bathing causes more acne than not bathing ever could.

Heart attacks become the number 1 cause of death in the world.

I wish your wish was undone, you monster.

[possiblejr]

Granted, but you become allergic to all your favorite foods

i wish i could make things appear with my mind

[Countdown0]

Granted. You can now make any REAL thing appear with your mind. Literally, you make it appear, and the created object appears, somewhere, with a piece of your brain.

I wish that could resist the temptation to return to this thread :P

[SummerWhispers]

You can do so, but now everything you read is just a part of this thread, playing over and over with each post.




I wish to spend a week at a tropical resort.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Granted - but its infested with those biting green flies.

I wish my vacation wasn't over.

[Kazuume]

Granted! Now you're stuck exactly where you are, doing exactly what you are doing with no hope of changing the scene or event forever!


I wish for an endless supply of my favorite chocolate and it wouldn't make me fat!

[Countdown0]

Granted, you now have an unlimited supply of chocolate and you wont gain an ounce from it... because you can't eat it. You are now allergic to that exact chocolate. You can touch it, smell it, see it... but you can ever taste it again...

I wish that I could read other peoples' minds at will, and know everything they were thinking.

[ejohanson]

Granted - you can read other people's minds. All of them, at the same time, forever.

I wish someone would run to the store for me and pick up the stuff I need so I could sit here and do more interesting things.

[Harlequinade]

Granted, but you only have half of each item.

I wish that I had more money

[Songbird]

Granted! You are now fantastically wealthy, but now people come out of the woodwork to sue you for any little problem. :-(

I wish I had an endless supply of free, sexy lingerie. ;D

[Zindel]

Poof! You are now surrounded by sexy lingerie that is always a size too small for you.

I wish I wouldn't have to wake up so damn early.

[Songbird]

Poof! You are now surrounded by sexy lingerie that is always a size too small for you.

I wish I wouldn't have to wake up so damn early.

Awww, darn.

Granted! You never have to get up early again, but your commute to work has suddenly become so long that you are always late anyway.

I wish I could magically change my hair color to whatever I wanted.

[ejohanson]

I wish I could magically change my hair color to whatever I wanted.

Granted - your mind is altered so that you will always want your hair to be its natural color.

I wish that I had a cool new wallpaper image on my iPod.

[Countdown0]

Granted, but your new wallpaper is so cool that someone stole your iPod.

I wish that I could sleep whenever I wanted. It would make life so much easier :D

[VenusEnvy]

Granted, but your new wallpaper is so cool that someone stole your iPod.

I wish that I could sleep whenever I wanted. It would make life so much easier :D

Granted, but sadly all your dreams will be about how you can't sleep.

I wish every time I put my hand in my pocket I could pull out a 20$ bill.

[Songbird]

I wish every time I put my hand in my pocket I could pull out a 20$ bill.

Granted! But it only works for a specific pair of pants, and they are soon stolen or ruined in the wash.

I wish I always had enough money to get anything I wanted.

[Dasheva Blackheart]

I wish I always had enough money to get anything I wanted.

Granted! Only, everything you want ends up being discontinued before you have a chance to get it.

I wish my cat wasn't retarded.

[MsGaijin]

Granted, now your cat wouldn't leave you alone, wanting talks (in coherent sentences) about the true meaning of life.

I wish genetics class is cancelled tomorrow.

[Songbird]

I wish genetics class is cancelled tomorrow.

Granted! But it is cancelled because your professor successfully created a horrible monster through manipulating DNA. After raging out of control, the monster lays waste to the campus.

I wish everyone had better hygiene.

[Dasheva Blackheart]

I wish everyone had better hygiene.

Granted, but only for everyone else. You now smell.

I wish I didn't have to wish for stuffs.

[Songbird]

Granted, but only for everyone else. You now smell.

I wish I didn't have to wish for stuffs.

Ewww, lol! ;D

Granted! You have everything you desire, but now everyone else always has more than you, so you still seem to have less.

I wish I had free access to the local library when I wanted it, even after hours.

[MsGaijin]

Granted. But the second after your access clearance goes through, a natural disaster strikes your region and the books are either flooded or blown away. Chairs and desks are splintered, and even the bathroom is unusable.

I wish I have a pet dinosaur.