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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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QuirkyFelicity

Granted, enjoy your six inch tall barbie jeep.

I wish I drove a full-sized Bentley.
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Flaming

Granted but the government now wants to know where you found the money

I wish I had a cat.

QuirkyFelicity

Granted, but all it does is scratch you continuously.

I wish I could communicate to others via my thoughts.
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MelisaArtemis

Granted but you can't control it, so only all your bad thoughts got transmited

I wish there is no dumbass in the world >w<

diamonedsky

Granted, but now everyone's a smartass

I wish nail polish remover had no scent.
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QuirkyFelicity

Granted, but it was covering the most horrendous scent imaginable. Now that's all you smell.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.
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“You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is that we notice when we're doing it.” -Neil Gaiman

diamonedsky

Granted, but when it magically appears, there's no cup and it lands all over you. (You might wanna get that checked.)

I wish I could fly.
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QuirkyFelicity

Granted, the plane leaves tomorrow morning at five am.

I wish I could talk to animals.
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“You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is that we notice when we're doing it.” -Neil Gaiman

diamonedsky

Granted, but they still don't talk back, so you seem insane to any witnesses

I wish Mike & Ike would get back together.
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QuirkyFelicity

Granted, but now the candy tastes shitty because they're so distracted by the rekindled friendship.

I wish I had the mind of Sherlock Holmes.
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“You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is that we notice when we're doing it.” -Neil Gaiman

diamonedsky

Granted, but not used to such genius, your brain shuts down and you're sent into a coma. Again.

I wish I could come up with better ways to corrupt wishes.
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QuirkyFelicity

Granted, but then everyone gets angry because of it and stops wishing altogether. Crushing dreams left and right, aren't you?

I wish I could go to Hogwarts.
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“You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is that we notice when we're doing it.” -Neil Gaiman

Flaming

Granted, now you are an house elf cooking dinner for all those little brats

I wish people did their job well.

diamonedsky

Granted, but the now that everyone is so sufficient, your company starts laying people off, and you're the first to go.

I wish I could've slept for two more hours.
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QuirkyFelicity

Granted, but it's full of nightmares you can't wake up from.

I wish I knew what job fit me best.
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“You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is that we notice when we're doing it.” -Neil Gaiman

diamonedsky

Granted; but your knowledge comes with a price, which is to know but never be able to do. (don't quit your day job)

I wish I had a kiss.
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QuirkyFelicity

Granted, but it is a kiss from a creepy little man who stalks you for six years afterwards, tracking your every move.

I wish I had a bottomless bag that's weight remained constant.
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“You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is that we notice when we're doing it.” -Neil Gaiman

diamonedsky

Granted... it's constantly heavy, so heavy you can't take it anywhere.

I wish I was a graffiti artist.
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QuirkyFelicity

Granted, but you're arrested after the police decide your art is dangerous to the governmental stability of the nation. You never get out.

I wish I could record my dreams on paper while dreaming.
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“You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is that we notice when we're doing it.” -Neil Gaiman

diamonedsky

Granted, but like dreams themselves, the records slowly start to fade when you wake up. Hope you're a fast reader.

I wish I lived in a Disney movie.
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QuirkyFelicity

Granted, but you're the villain, and you come in right at the happy ending you never get to see.

I wish I could see the past in perfect clarity.
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“You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is that we notice when we're doing it.” -Neil Gaiman

MelisaArtemis

granted but now you can't see anything but the past

I wish I'm not bored =v =

Sparky

Granted, but now, you are so excited that you risk a heart attack.

I wish more time to do more things.

Mr Bigglesworth

Granted.  It's called unemployment.

I wish my Tea were the proper temperature, and tasty.

Skadii

Granted....but you are enjoying in in prison!


I wish I could fly far, far away from here!