You know you are over 40 if...

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Kazuume

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The entire room seems brighter when your birthday cake is brought out :-)

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auroraChloe

Quote from: TaintedAndDelish on April 18, 2012, 04:01:16 PM
The entire room seems brighter when your birthday cake is brought out :-)

haha   *tacklehugs*  Miss you, oh Tainted One. 

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You know you're over 40 When your body starts telling you "Holy shit, life's almost over. Better get out there and get your kink on, fast!"

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Kazuume

Your mother says, "Welcome to the other side of the hill." (yep she actually did that)
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
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Autumn52

Quote from: Kazuume on April 19, 2012, 03:40:38 PM
Your mother says, "Welcome to the other side of the hill." (yep she actually did that)

I like your mother Kazuume....*giggles*

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LunarSage

Quote from: Azrael Annavianna on April 20, 2012, 08:19:57 PM
You remember Howdy Doody.

Isn't that more of a 1950s thing?  My mom hardly remembers Howdy Doody and she's 60. 

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auroraChloe

Quote from: LunarSage on April 21, 2012, 02:02:30 PM
Isn't that more of a 1950s thing?  My mom hardly remembers Howdy Doody and she's 60.

i remember howdy doody...  and i'm not 60  :D

i bet a 20 yr old today would be clueless though. 

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Azrael Annavianna

Quote from: auroraChloe on April 21, 2012, 02:06:32 PM
i remember howdy doody...  and i'm not 60  :D

i bet a 20 yr old today would be clueless though.

I believe it Howdy Doody constitutes being over 40 does it not?  :)

Oh and the next one....You know you are over 40 if....

You remember The Godfather in theaters.  First opening was in New York City.
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your high school teacher told you to stop using your pocket calculator because in the future you wouldn't be carrying one around with you every where you went . . .

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You watched boycotted Olympics (and knew what 'boycott' meant).
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Lol. When you remember Sid and Marty Croft shows.  ;)
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that Witchy Poo used to scare the b'geezus out of me    :-\

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Grainne

Omg, yes! She scared me some too. :)

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