Finish this joke...

[Apple of Eris]

Okay, so because people keep mentioning the word 'Ruckus' I keep thinking of the movie "Breakfast Club." For Fans of the movie, you might remember that Bender, crawling through the ceiling starts telling a joke which he never finishes. The Joke never hada real ending as it was ad-libbed at the time (and he falls through the ceiling before he gets to the punch line). So anyway, here's the Joke, can anyone come up with a good ending?

A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says..."

Good Hunting :)

[Elvi]

"No, but the poodle will after I've finished with it...."

[Kalen]

......  THAT was AWESOME.   ;D

Can anyone top that?

[Bliss]

I don't think so! *dead of laughing*

[Kalen]

Everything that comes to mind makes poodle = puddle, and just does NOT work..

[Karma]

How about "No... but you will after the poodle's finished with you..."

[BigBuckBob]

"If I don't need a drink for this, I don't need a drink for anything."