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Started by Starkweather, September 27, 2009, 09:29:47 AM

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Starkweather

It's simple. Just one-up the person above you!

Feel free to be as outrageous as you want to be (within PG-13).

I shall begin.

I can climb trees.
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I could have made these excuses in my sleep,
As if anyone had doubted them at all.
But if we arm Eritrea then we won't have to pay her
And everyone can go home.

Sweet Innocence

There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.




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Starkweather

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I could have made these excuses in my sleep,
As if anyone had doubted them at all.
But if we arm Eritrea then we won't have to pay her
And everyone can go home.

Andy

Quote from: Oniya on November 15, 2012, 09:32:19 PM
Remember:  Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to Hell in such a way that they thank you for the vacation tip.

Andys Creations: http://www.f-list.net/c/nullah%20mighthoof/

Skye

I eat mountains for breakfast.
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Starkweather

I eat planets for breakfast.
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I could have made these excuses in my sleep,
As if anyone had doubted them at all.
But if we arm Eritrea then we won't have to pay her
And everyone can go home.

Beguile's Mistress

I east the Milky Way for breakfast

Skye

I eat Beguile's Mistress and everything she ate today, for lunch!
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Dizzi

I eat time itself, losing specified meal times.

Starkweather

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Please add me on LastFM!

I could have made these excuses in my sleep,
As if anyone had doubted them at all.
But if we arm Eritrea then we won't have to pay her
And everyone can go home.

Dizzi

I stop being a glutton and don;t eat.

Professor Loki Caprion

I not only stopped eating; I gave up on that whole breathing nonsense.
The Professor is drifting through time and space...

Discord: Professor Ravenhurst#8936

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Reverend Bonobo

#12
Not eating was fun for a few years, but now I've moved beyond it into anti-eating.
I put feces into my colon, and several hours later I cough up a fully-formed cheeseburger.

When I stopped breathing I grew gills, so the smell doesn't bother me.
You fucking phony genie, give me my wish! Under the auditorium stairs this time, and no bullshit - show up this time or I'll swipe your glasses and never give 'em back!
My Ons, Offs, and Maybes.

Kyung Soon

Pfft.

I stopped living.
Then I decided it was boring.
So I decided to resurrect myself.
Your breathing, and gills, and eating of things?
It does not impress me.

x3
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

[I am currently:] OKAY. So like. Yea.


Dizzi

well, I am anti-living.  I was born from a grave as an old man.

Lady Haven


I was created from the breath of magic and spun into corporal form...
Lady Haven's ONs & OFFs Page
Life is like a puzzle, were all little pieces trying to fit in.

Dizzi


Duncan


Dizzi


Full Metal


Reverend Bonobo

I am a fly.

Help meeeee... Help meeeee....
You fucking phony genie, give me my wish! Under the auditorium stairs this time, and no bullshit - show up this time or I'll swipe your glasses and never give 'em back!
My Ons, Offs, and Maybes.

Dizzi


Professor Loki Caprion

I'm Eric the Half-A-Bee.

The Professor is drifting through time and space...

Discord: Professor Ravenhurst#8936

Ons/Offs | Ideas | A&As (Apr 28, 2016) | The Lab | Elluiki

Dizzi


Professor Loki Caprion

The Professor is drifting through time and space...

Discord: Professor Ravenhurst#8936

Ons/Offs | Ideas | A&As (Apr 28, 2016) | The Lab | Elluiki