Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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Muff Diver

Granted, but no women ever returns your calls after touching you.

I wish I had telekinetic powers
My special kink list!

Sethite

Granted, but you can't control it and soon after you're accused of sexual harrasment.

I wish I had a statue of mine in the Trafalgar Square.
Truly, madly, deeply...

WyldRanger

granted...and it's knocked over as soon as it's finished.

I wish my sinuses didn't drain down my throat.  :(

Kalen

Granted.. but they drain down your face instead. 

I wish I had the inspiration to write something today.

Sethite

Granted. But when it's finished, somone accuses you for stealing his idea and you have to pay enormous fine.

I wish I could be a model.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Krule

Granted, your a Model.. a model car, no longer human I've afraid.

I wish that I could travel though time.

Muff Diver

Granted, but you run out of time-travel mojo and are stuck somewhere in the 1800's.

I wish I was so close to Cherri that I could glomp her. :)
My special kink list!

Kalen

You are!  But psssst... you're late for work, and have to WALK home.

I wish that healthy food tasted GOOD.

ShrowdedPoet

Wish granted but now chocolate taistes like cardboard.

I wish I could sleep all day.
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
Ons and Offs


Seara

Granted, now you are in a coma and never wake up.

I wish that all my friends hadn't moved away.

ShrowdedPoet

Wish granted, none of your friends moved away, they all died

I wish that my husband was no a jerk.
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
Ons and Offs


Maeven

Granted and now he is wonderful and wants to be with you ALL the time, leaving you absolutely no time for yourself. 

I wish that my dogs could talk.
What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.
What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you. 


The Cardinal Rule

Maeven

Quote from: Joe on May 22, 2008, 10:53:02 PM
I wish salad shooter really did help me every day.

You are supposed to change or "pervert" the wish of the person above you, Joe. 
What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.
What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you. 


The Cardinal Rule

Kalen

To get the thread back on track... here's how it's done, Joe.

Wish granted, Maeven... but as your dogs talk to you all night, all you hear about is the taste of the water in the toilet, and longwinded rants on the smell of a poodle's ass as compared to a pomeranians.  Not to mention, your dogs constantly telling you sarcastically "Who's a good girl... what a GOOD girl!"  when you do anything.

I wish that my hands weren't so cold!




ShrowdedPoet

Wish granted, now they're on fire. . .  O.o

I wish that it was four o clock already. . .
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
Ons and Offs


Zaer Darkwail

Your clock turns to four....permamently and time stops forever for you and there are no people around (because they all are in the past and your in future). Everything around you freezes and you are trapped in timeless limbo forever until you die on old age.

I wish I get to play test Warhammer Online and play Dark Elves.

ShrowdedPoet

Wish granted but you are now a part of the game and there's a huge monster after you, if you get killed in the game, you die in real life. . .

I wish I could run away from life and start fresh somewhere else.
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
Ons and Offs


BlackRose

Granted, but you find the same problems with your new life.

I wish I didn't sleep all the time
Questions are dangerous, for questions have answers.


Rules/Ons and Offs


"Romantics... The original Emos..." ~Storiwyr

ShrowdedPoet

Wish granted, now you never sleep no matter how tired you get and eventually die from sleep deprevation.

I wish I didn't feel like I was going to vomit.
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
Ons and Offs


BlackRose

Granted, because you already did. Everyone always feels better afterwards.

I wish I wouldn't die from sleep deprevation... *sadface*
Questions are dangerous, for questions have answers.


Rules/Ons and Offs


"Romantics... The original Emos..." ~Storiwyr

ShrowdedPoet

Wish granted, now you are sleeping beuty and a handsome knight has to come and kiss you (violating your manhood while he's at it) just to wake you.

I wish that I didn't have to pay bills.
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
Ons and Offs


BlackRose

Granted. You have no more bills cause you're homeless.

I wish that I could get paid well to sit here on E.
Questions are dangerous, for questions have answers.


Rules/Ons and Offs


"Romantics... The original Emos..." ~Storiwyr

ShrowdedPoet

Wish granted, but that's all you do, you get no exercise, get obese, get diabetes and heart disease and eventually die. . .

I wish that I didn't have to put up with stupid people.
Kiss the hand that beats you.
Sexuality isn't a curse, it's a gift to embrace and explore!
Ons and Offs


BlackRose

Granted. Now you're stupid and other people make the same wish about you.

I wish some people would wake up already! I'm bored :(
Questions are dangerous, for questions have answers.


Rules/Ons and Offs


"Romantics... The original Emos..." ~Storiwyr

Paradox

#574
Granted. Now you're stupid too, so you'll fit right in instead of having to tolerate them.


Edit- Damn. BlackRose beat me to it.


BR- You're wish is granted. We're all awake...and ignoring you.

I wish I had pants on.


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