Corrupt a wish

[Lightskirt]

Granted. Too bad you are out of wishes now.

I wish I could invent anything I wanted.

[Ayahka]

Granted -- but all your inventions malfunction and/or explode almost immediately.

I wish I was as smart as Sherlock Holmes, but without the drug addiction.

[Snapespersephone]

granted now it is a sex addiction

I wish I didn't have to cook

[NiceTexasGuy]

Granted, but now everyone around you is complaining of hunger.

I wish I would have found this thread earlier.

[Ayahka]

Granted -- now you found it five minutes earlier than you originally did.

I wish I hadn't bought that tin of ready-made stew which turned out to taste awful.

[Snapespersephone]

granted now you bought a tin of ready-made chili that gave you diarrhea instead.

I wish my son could clean up after himself

[Deborah Jetson]

Granted but now you never clean up after yourself.

I wish that I was a singer on Broadway.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  After ten seconds of hearing you sing, the entire audience died from brain explosions.

I wish that dogs and cats could talk.

[Ayahka]

Granted, but all they ever want to talk about is what a stupid loser they think you are, spreading malicious rumors and creative insults about you to friends and strangers alike.

I wish candy was healthy!

[Tsumugi]

Granted. Candy is now healthy, unfortunately you overeat it and get sick of it after a couple of days.

I wish I had free, reliable, high speed internet!

[NiceTexasGuy]

Granted, but it's in the prison library.

I wish Bianca Beauchamp was my girlfriend.

[Snapespersephone]

granted but she is cheating on your with her trainer, poolboy, pizza guy, and anyother male who walks by

I wish my boobs were bigger

[HannibalBarca]

God forbid!  But granted...now you need a wheelbarrow to truck them around in.


I wish I had the ability to write with every other person I wanted to at the same time.

[Lightskirt]

Granted. Any obstacle to writing has now been removed. Buh-bye job, school, hobbies and friends.

I wish I had a highly sought after skill.

[Snapespersephone]

granted your abiltity to write three papers at once is highly sought after. to bad about the extra arm.

I wish I could take a nap

[Ayahka]

Granted. You accidentally prick your finger on a spindle that shows up out of nowhere, and instantly fall into a deep sleep. Everyone else in your household also fall asleep, and a lot of rosebushes with sharp thorns grow up all around the building. You'd better hope that this is the chaste version of the Sleeping Beauty fairytale, and you're awakened by a simple kiss... and not by the birth of twins after the prince has come and gone...

That was kinda dark... I wish my imagination wasn't quite so cruel at times.

[HannibalBarca]

Granted.  It's not so cruel at times...it's cruel all the time.


I wish I didn't have titanium screws and plates in my spine.

[HellsPrincess]

Granted. Now you don't have a spine at all, you get to move and bend at your will whenever you can your like an octopus.

I wish my neighbours cat would stop meowing all through the night while it's outsite.

[NiceTexasGuy]

Granted.  Your neighbor's cat found a way to get inside your house and meow all night.

I wish I was a movie star.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted!  You star in one movie, and it tanks so bad that you are forever remembered as the worst actor in the history of acting.

I wish that the world would suddenly explode...

[NiceTexasGuy]

Granted!  You star in one movie, and it tanks so bad that you are forever remembered as the worst actor in the history of acting.

I wish that the world would suddenly explode...

Granted.  The world was named Alderon, and you're sitting through a remake of the Star Wars saga.  George Lucas makes another billion dollars and Episodes 5, 2, and 3 still suck as bad as they did the first time around.

I wish I was rich as George Lucas.

[Goldmoon]

Granted. There is a knock on your door, its the IRS you are going to jail for not paying your taxes.

I wish I could fly

[NiceTexasGuy]

Granted.  Unfortunately, you don't know how to land.

I wish I was prettier than I am now.

[Tetranax]

Granted- But you are made uglier, ugly is the new pretty for circus people, therefore you are pretty by their standards

I wish I could control space time with my mind (Try yo screw that up, I dare you :))

[NiceTexasGuy]

Granted.  You can control time and space with your mind.  Someone else controls your mind.

I wish I would have picked a different major in college.