Sage Advice....?

[dready]

if you have a pencil and paper, make a boat.

[Schwarzepard]

If you have to ask yourself "What the fuck am I doing here?" the answer is "Nothing. Leave."

[dready]

if you are asked a question and replied with a 'maybe', remember that it is two-thirds 'yes'. if 'probably' then it is one-half 'no' and one-third 'yes.'

[Inkidu]

If you find yourself in front of a sign that says, "You are here." believe it. They know things...

[dready]

the dot in the maps for malls do move around when you do as well.

[WyldRanger]

If you find yourself in front of a sign that says, "You are here." believe it. They know things...

...but what if I want to be over THERE? *snickers*

[Inkidu]

...but what if I want to be over THERE? *snickers*

Find the sign over there. :P

[dready]

if a sign says that you're going to be on fire, don't swim in the ocean.

[bluejay]

if you buy one of those over priced sodas from the fridge by the registers in most grocery stores..make sure you wipe if off before you drink..the snotty kid in front of you in line probably licked all of them

[dready]

don't eat donuts behind casings, they've already been spat on.

[Grim]

The truth never hurts, only actions do.

[dready]

in a game with three sides with each being a weakness to the other, one of the weaknesses will always be stronger than the other two.

[Hippie]

Always listen to your spidey senses. They know more than you think... *sighs*

[dready]

if you think something and forget it, you'll forget it later as well.

[Satnslillgrl]

Never put the "This side down" side up when popping a bag of popcorn.

[dready]

always turn an empty box with an arrow on the side upside down, to confuse the aliens who want to take over the world.

[Corinthi]

You will drop whatever container you hold your dice in, and generally in an inconvenient place. Plan accordingly when choosing said container.

[dready]

if your dice are in a bag, make sure the bag is not made of chain mail.

keep your books outside of a chain mail bag.

don't put personal belongings inside of a chain mail bag.

the only reason to have a chain mail bag, is to have a chain mail bag.

chain mail bags are perfect as a flail-esque weapon. :3

[Izu]

Don't mix alcohols! If you gonna drink then drink of only one type... unless you want to experience something lethal and extraordinary, in that case mix beer, white and red wine, tequila and vodka in a big glass for beer and drink it up :3 You will regret it... and everyone around you too xD

[dready]

Don't mix alcohols! If you gonna drink then drink of only one type... unless you want to experience something lethal and extraordinary, in that case mix beer, white and red wine, tequila and vodka in a big glass for beer and drink it up :3 You will regret it... and everyone around you too xD

the same is not meant for non-alcoholic beverages. ;3

[Skye]

Don't let your mother know she was right, she'll never let you forget it.

[Rider of Wind]

Never ask a person what they have said too many times, they start to think you are stupid instead of hard of hearing and say it faster, not clearer.

And mixing the red koolaid mix with moon mist soda will create rocket children, it is your deicision whether this is a good thing or not. (And it's very very tasty)

[Skye]

Never ask a person what they have said too many times, they start to think you are stupid instead of hard of hearing and say it faster, not clearer.

And mixing the red koolaid mix with moon mist soda will create rocket children, it is your deicision whether this is a good thing or not. (And it's very very tasty)

Truly sage advice ROTW...I'll remember that bit about the rocket children.

Don't use the men's restroom!

[Rider of Wind]

Don't stand too near the urinals when cleaning the men's bathroom, they can flush on you automatically! (and it's scary)

Oh and when entering the men's bathroom to clean, knock three times, ask twice and shout once to make sure that no one is in there.

[Skye]

Don't peek into that hole in the wall! You'll get eye damage. *Nods solemnly.*