Guilty or not guilty

[Sunshiner]

Not guilty

Ever played around with your lover's best friend?

[ruaprnstr]

Sort of Guilty. She rubbed her knew fake boob implants in my face the squeezed my crotch while sucking on my neck drunk at a wedding. Does that count?

Have you ever been on your way to a fling or sexual encounter and just as you go to the door turn and fled and the person never knew how close you were?

[Autumn52]

not guilty

Have you ever made a date and decided to not show up

[Sunshiner]

Guilty.

Have you ever broken up with someone and not told them?  (Not returned their calls/texts/etc.)

[Nico]

Not guilty. (I'm pretty straight forward and I'd tell the other guy that it's over. It's only fair.)

Ever had a one night stand that turned into more?

[Autumn52]

Not Guilty

Ever have a one night stand that won't leave you alone (can we say stalker)

[Cythieus]

Not Guilty.

Have you ever had sex with a friend of a friend and had to hide it?

[Autumn52]

Good Morning Nonationarmy

Guilty

Have you ever wanted to have sex in public but your partner wouldn't (dark movie theater)

[BaronS]

Not guilty...Ive had a couple of permissive partners but often I go to the movies to watch the movie. 

Ever have sex in a hospital?  (Question the result of a tall story one of my friends told me tonight)

[Sweet Innocence]

Not guilty

Have you ever wanted attention so much that you threw yourself at every man/woman in the room?

[Apollo]

Not guilty

Have you ever kissed your scuba diving partner 40 feet below the surface? (Apollo's guilty)

[Beguile's Mistress]

Not guilty - only 8 feet underwater in a swimming pool

Ever pretend you're drowning so the cute lifeguard will have to save you?

[BaronS]

Not guilty...I actually cant swim. 

Ever try to charm your way out of a speeding ticket?

[Beguile's Mistress]

Oh, yes.  Guilty, guilty, guilty.  And it worked.  I was speeding and had an expired license and he was a state trooper.  All I got was a warning.

Ever try to charm your way out of having to pay when you his someone's car?

[BaronS]

Not guilty. 

Ever key someones car when theyve upset you?

[Beguile's Mistress]

Not guilty

Ever flatten a tire when someone's upset you?

[TheLegionary]

Not guilty... after all, I would have to fill it in again (LOL).

ever slept outside home when someone's upset you?

[Autumn52]

Not Guilty

Ever damage your own property to get your "friend" to fix it for you

[Starkweather]

Not guilty.

Ever use big words to purposely confuse someone?

[Autumn52]

Yea its Yyrkoon, I am glad to see you have come to play

Not Guilty (I am usually the one confussed)

Have you ever been on a date and duck down in the car so an Ex does not see you

[Starkweather]

Not guilty.

Have you ever run into something as if you blind?

[Autumn52]

Guilty (I am a cluts)

Have you ever wanted to kiss a stranger

[Starkweather]

Not guilty! I'm fairly shy.

Have you ever been the victim of a freak accident?

(Like the time I was covering home base in a Gym class game of baseball, the batter hits a pop fly to middle field, it gets caught, I go to hose the guy comin' from third as the middle fielder hail mary's the ball to me.. and by some magnificent stroke of bad luck take the ball right in the crotch.)

[Autumn52]

Ouch!!!!!

Guilty (told you I am a cluts)

Have you ever done anything you could be arrested for

(like this one time I peed in public, there was no bathroom, I was only 18 at the time, and got a warning from a very nice officer)

[Starkweather]

Guilty.

And I got arrested for it. xD

Have you ever been arrested?