The Resort Wars (Pathfinder, evil game, all sorts of kinks)

[NicciKotor]

https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=165929.0

One of my many brilliant ideas in the realm of evil DMing science is resort wars. Where the party in question takes sides of a conflict where two hot spring resort towns are on the opposite sides of a large mountain lake (think Lake Tahoe). So naturally the towns need merc groups to do all of the dirty work of sabotage, raids, kidnappings, assassinations, and so forth. Of which they get paid handsomely and get free perks with food, whores, and all the delicious hot spring bathes they could want.

These merc groups operate under their own authority, since then there isn't any paper trail for opposing spies to use as counter intelligence. Random acts of violence and malice is the best way to go about things, the trick is that the chances of you getting safely to the other town is quite slim. So most of the combat is going to be in the woods sneaking about or attacking cargo trains. Naturally keeping any enemies you find alive, especially cute girls, is always appreciated for the sex slavery trade in the resort town.

Rules bitches!

-Level 4
-4 Players only. You will have to prove your worth through bribery and sweet talk this time around!
-5d6 epic rolls.
-No psionics, alchemists, or summoners.
-Standard gold.
-Use plothook like a sane person.
-I fully expect most of you to be manipulative bastards and all around assholes. Which is all the better.

[Ershin]

Question, is this the same evil Pathfinder game as the one you said you were running in Calrond's thread, and if so should I just post my character info over here again?

[Marie Reynolds]

I would love to be apart of this, Hmm Nuetral Evil Conniving face type would seem really fun here!

[NicciKotor]

Question, is this the same evil Pathfinder game as the one you said you were running in Calrond's thread, and if so should I just post my character info over here again?

New game entirely.

[Zaer Darkwail]

Hmmm, resort town wars eh? Well I pick a half-orc ranger, a handsome lad for a half-orc (bit hairy and real hunk).

[Ershin]

New game entirely.

In which case, new rolls!
Hope you don't mind that I'm doing this with real dice, I still can't figure out how to make the Elliquiy roller reroll 1s (assuming that's happening this time around again?) and Invisible Castle is still being a butt.

Rolls

6 5 3 2 1(rr6)   = 17
6 5 3 3 1(rr6)   = 17
6 3 3 2 1(rr6)   = 15
6 4 3 3 2       = 13
3 3 3 2 1(rr3)   = 09
6 5 4 2 1(rr2)   = 15

Hmm... What can I make with this? I can see that 9 going into intelligence. Dumb as a pile of bricks/sack of potatoes/Skyim follower AI. Might be fun to play a low intelligence character for once. :3

[NicciKotor]

In which case, new rolls!
Hope you don't mind that I'm doing this with real dice, I still can't figure out how to make the Elliquiy roller reroll 1s (assuming that's happening this time around again?) and Invisible Castle is still being a butt.

Rolls

6 5 3 2 1(rr6)   = 17
6 5 3 3 1(rr6)   = 17
6 3 3 2 1(rr6)   = 15
6 4 3 3 2       = 13
3 3 3 2 1(rr3)   = 09
6 5 4 2 1(rr2)   = 15

Hmm... What can I make with this? I can see that 9 going into intelligence. Dumb as a pile of bricks/sack of potatoes/Skyim follower AI. Might be fun to play a low intelligence character for once. :3

Reroll! Also don't be surprised if this game gets overbooked and I kick you off to make room. It would be unfair of me to have you be in both of my games while others go without.

[Darrow Huck]

This sounds fun. What kind of bribery are we talking about here?

[NicciKotor]

This sounds fun. What kind of bribery are we talking about here?

You hosting a game yourself. That or finding me a English translation of all the spice and wolf light novels. That damn publisher is holding back the light novels and manga to increase sales, even though the japanese versions have been out for years.

[Darrow Huck]

You hosting a game yourself. That or finding me a English translation of all the spice and wolf light novels. That damn publisher is holding back the light novels and manga to increase sales, even though the japanese versions have been out for years.

I, uh, talked to the publisher. And he said he'd do it!

[Ershin]

Reroll! Also don't be surprised if this game gets overbooked and I kick you off to make room. It would be unfair of me to have you be in both of my games while others go without.

Sorry, I'd assumed the other simply wan't happening since they're both advertised as evil Pathfinder games and while this is not related to that, then it had simply replaced it.
Plus I don't think the other game has had a plot given to it yet? This at least has that.

[NicciKotor]

I, uh, talked to the publisher. And he said he'd do it!

Horray for bribery!

[Darrow Huck]

Horray for bribery!

Sweet! I guess the party could use a wizard?

[NicciKotor]

Sweet! I guess the party could use a wizard?

Moar Bribery!

[Darrow Huck]

Moar Bribery!

*Hands NicciKotor a basket full of candy, sex toys, and candy sex toys*

[NicciKotor]

Not good enough!

[Sethala]

Can I bribe you with offering to be a bunnygirl monk?

[Darrow Huck]

Not good enough!

I could rub your belly?

[NicciKotor]

Can I bribe you with offering to be a bunnygirl monk?

Horray! You are in!

I could rub your belly?

"Release the hounds!"

[Darrow Huck]

No! Bad doggies!

*Throws himself at NicciKotor's feet for mercy!*

[NicciKotor]

No! Bad doggies!

*Throws himself at NicciKotor's feet for mercy!*

You know what you must do to avoid your timely fate at the hands of Canadian Ninjas!

[Darrow Huck]

Agree to be your slaveboy Play a mad wizard trying to get enough money to set up a tower so that he can research a new spell called "Baratle's tight but pleasurable bindings"?

[NicciKotor]

Agree to be your slaveboy Play a mad wizard trying to get enough money to set up a tower so that he can research a new spell called "Baratle's tight but pleasurable bindings"?

Nope, try again. Lest I release more of the hounds...

[Darrow Huck]

Nope, try again. Lest I release more of the hounds...

I'm out of ideas :/

[NicciKotor]

I'm out of ideas :/

If you can play pathfinder here then you can DM as well.

[Darrow Huck]

If you can play pathfinder here then you can DM as well.

Unfortunately, I can't really commit to DMing a game right now and joining another one.

[Sethala]

So, my dice totals are 18, 16, 15, 14, 13, 13.  Looks pretty decent.  Not quite sure what archetype I want to go with, need to think a bit.

[NicciKotor]

So, my dice totals are 18, 16, 15, 14, 13, 13.  Looks pretty decent.  Not quite sure what archetype I want to go with, need to think a bit.

Yeah that works.

[Ershin]

Nicci has permitted me to cut this character from one of her other game threads and into this one, while withdrawing from that other game.
As some people weren't on board or a little... what's the word, squickked by the background I'd used (even though it was something I'd wanted to play out with a Magus for a while  :'(  ) I'm just in the middle of working out something else.

Momohime

Human - Magus (Bladebound, Kensai)

Background

[Sethala]

So, after a bit of planning, Nicci's got me playing a human monk that's stuck wearing a cursed bunnygirl outfit.  The stats:

+2 AC, -10 to balance, -5 to diplomancy, -10 escape artist, +10 perform dancing, -5 sense motive, -10 intimidate, +15 acrobatics. -4 int, -2 con, +4 cha, +2 dex, -4 Will, +4 Reflex, plus I can pick two extra feats that have to do with performing.

As other effects, the cuffs of the outfit act as immovable rods if she's spanked three times quickly (turning off the same way), and while she's able to remove the outfit, any other clothing she puts on immediately disintegrates to ash.  Also, if she takes the bunnysuit off, she can't put it on again unless she has sex; if she goes for more than an hour without it on, she begins to feel incredibly horny and physically weak, enough that going for too long without sex means she can't even stand up.  It might have other effects at Nicci's discretion (such as suddenly vanishing, leaving her nude until it decides to come back).  As a benfit however, it keeps both itself and her clean while it's on, so she never looks dirty.

[Sethala]

Nicci has permitted me to cut this character from one of her other game threads and into this one, while withdrawing from that other game.
As some people weren't on board or a little... what's the word, squickked by the background I'd used (even though it was something I'd wanted to play out with a Magus for a while  :'(  ) I'm just in the middle of working out something else.

Momohime

Human - Magus (Bladebound, Kensai)

Background

Oh, I hope you didn't change it just for me, Ershin.  I don't mind having someone a little weird or squicky in games, just that I may focus on RPing with other characters.

[Zaer Darkwail]

Ok, here are my rolled stats for my half-orc ranger who is going for switch build (if wondering what I mean, he is going to be Aragorn with greataxe and bow and pair of hatchets too). A beastmaster ranger archtype so at 4th level he has one furry friend but may get some more later. Rolled at invisible castle.

STR 18, DEX 17, CON 15, INT 13, WIS 14, CHA 11

Damn nice rolls. Super strong, agile, tough and fairly decent mental scores (even as dump stat Cha 11 means he is just average looking chump).

Here goes pic what I thinked for him;

And I thinked bribe Nicci by running pathfinder in near future and invite her in ;). Not this month or next though as I need finish one last school project so I graduate and start find work and employment. During finding work (or working) I may start run the game.

[NicciKotor]

Three players so far. Woo!

[NicciKotor]

Also half orcs are not sexy or handsome! I demand pretty boys! With those looks you won't be able to get onto the nude beach!

[Zaer Darkwail]

Half-orcs are not bishi cute true, but they do have damn good muscle structure.

[NicciKotor]

Half-orcs are not bishi cute true, but they do have damn good muscle structure.

Pretty boys!

[NicciKotor]

Still need two more players! Don't make me get out the whip!

[Ershin]

No, not the whip!
(am I still counted as one of the players? >_> )

[Sabre]

I've never played a game of pathfinder before, and haven't played D&D in general in ages.  But, seeing all these system games, I'm wanting in.  Can you spare any room for a new player in this game of yours?

[NicciKotor]

I've never played a game of pathfinder before, and haven't played D&D in general in ages.  But, seeing all these system games, I'm wanting in.  Can you spare any room for a new player in this game of yours?

Learn Faster! *Whippa Snap!*

[Sabre]

I was thinking of something simple that shouldn't be too hard to mess up like a fighter.  Either an archer if Zaer's character will be a front-line wall of muscle or a straight forward two handed weapon fighter.  For something a little different I was also thinking about a beast rider archetype cavalier (with an exotic mount that he can have doing all sorts of evil with).

But if it's better for party balance (and there's no one else with more experience who might be better at it), I'll try playing a cleric.  What do you say?

[Zaer Darkwail]

My char is going able fight both as archer and melee guy. But he would close in to melee soon as he can. So feel free make devoted archer if you want :). Or somekind mounted figther. Although a cleric would be boon to have for buff spells and healing (and clerics can be power houses in close combat).

[Sethala]

We could also use a cleric for healing and whatnot, since none of us have any way to restore HP beyond items...

Also, I don't think there's anything wrong with being a cleric archer.  You don't get all the feats a fighter gets, and you have a slightly lower attack bonus (ranges from 0-15 instead of 1-20 as you level up), but the cleric goodies make up for it.

[Zaer Darkwail]

Aye and you could take Zen Archery feat (a 3.5 edition feat I know) which allows use Wis bonus instead Dex bonus for archery accuracy and feat reqs. You could be even elven cleric archer.

[Sabre]

That's not a bad idea.  An elven cleric archer with zen archery - a pretty boy buffer/healer with ranged support.  Does this please you, oh great NicciKotor?

[Zaer Darkwail]

Yeah, so party has Mr Uglypants (my char) and Mr prettypants (the elf).

[Sabre]

Right now I'm leaning towards a neutral evil elven cleric of Shamira.  His background will involve him starting out as a rather pure elven lad who gets enslaved by a drow mistress.  She wasn't very good at breaking him, and in his stubbornness he's visited in his dreams by Shamira who does a much better job at it over time.  Using what he learns he escapes and becomes a cultist.  He may be a desert elf and one-time worshiper of Sarenrae, and decides to come to the resort area hoping to spread debauchery in secret by masquerading as an itinerant priest of Sarenrae.  It could be rare or nonexistent to find a follower of the Dawnflower in this area, so who could tell the difference as long as he masks his aura?  He can then attract naive, pure women to join to slowly them into sluts and sex slaves before they realize the truth.  Plus professing to be a walking preacher of a good deity can be helpful for infiltrating places, don'tyou think?


If Zen Archery is allowed then I'll take it, but I think I might just play it straight with a dex-leaning cleric build.  Since this is an evil campaign I imagine any healing spells will be memorized for emergency stabilizing or something and I'll focus on buffing/debuffing, as far as I understand it (which isn't very well).

As for appearance I'm liking what I have for my avatar at the moment, but if he's not pretty enough (or too stubbled) for a pretty boy elf I can oblige with something else.

[NicciKotor]

Right now I'm leaning towards a neutral evil elven cleric of Shamira.  His background will involve him starting out as a rather pure elven lad who gets enslaved by a drow mistress.  She wasn't very good at breaking him, and in his stubbornness he's visited in his dreams by Shamira who does a much better job at it over time.  Using what he learns he escapes and becomes a cultist.  He may be a desert elf and one-time worshiper of Sarenrae, and decides to come to the resort area hoping to spread debauchery in secret by masquerading as an itinerant priest of Sarenrae.  It could be rare or nonexistent to find a follower of the Dawnflower in this area, so who could tell the difference as long as he masks his aura?  He can then attract naive, pure women to join to slowly them into sluts and sex slaves before they realize the truth.  Plus professing to be a walking preacher of a good deity can be helpful for infiltrating places, don'tyou think?


If Zen Archery is allowed then I'll take it, but I think I might just play it straight with a dex-leaning cleric build.  Since this is an evil campaign I imagine any healing spells will be memorized for emergency stabilizing or something and I'll focus on buffing/debuffing, as far as I understand it (which isn't very well).

As for appearance I'm liking what I have for my avatar at the moment, but if he's not pretty enough (or too stubbled) for a pretty boy elf I can oblige with something else.

That is not enough debauchery. I'd expect you all to be some measure of raiders on the other towns supplies and troops and their own adventuring party. This is too pretty boy for this, as you would be spending lots of time outdoors doing work between orgies in town.

Also drows are cliche beyond belief. Being an asshole does not mean evil by default.

So far we have shy bunnygirl, sadistic magus soul stealer, and what I can only assume is a sex lovin' drink happy half orc. What this party needs is a straight man who is so damn charismatic that he distracts people from his pet half orc.

[Zaer Darkwail]

Well, with elf he could had meant regular elf you know :P. All evil elves are not drow.

But he can be archer even as non-elf (elfs just get some nice traits and racials for that). So to benefit from elf stuff he could be rugged charismatic half-elf (get best of human and elf parentage).

[NicciKotor]

Well, with elf he could had meant regular elf you know :P. All evil elves are not drow.

But he can be archer even as non-elf (elfs just get some nice traits and racials for that). So to benefit from elf stuff he could be rugged charismatic half-elf (get best of human and elf parentage).

Be more amusing for him to be the dashing hero who always saves the poor bunnygirl from evil doers, and then casually gets his reward with some casual fucking and casual bondage.

Casually.

[Sabre]

I was thinking he'd be a normal elf rather than drow, but definitely dashing.  Just a normal elf that got turned into a sex slave.  So much so outwardly that he would look very heroic indeed when up next to a poor cursed girl, a sadistic magus, and da prettiest ork.  He simply escaped a drow by out dominating his drow mistress, and took a liking to seeing the pure and innocent fall to debauchery. 

As an elf I don't imagine spending lots of time outdoors would even make him blink, nor would openly raiding and kidnapping and raping.  Whichever town the party picks as base might have him more open about his nature as he tries setting up a cult following in the brothels - and maybe making a few gold on the side helping turn the shy and pure girls they catch into professional sluts.

But what else did you have in mind?  I was thinking of having his Charisma high enough for the Dreamspeaker race trait so he could also double as a well-balanced face of the group with likely a charm domain to distract potential targets from the big half-orc coming in from behind.  But I'm open to any ideas.

[NicciKotor]

If you are going for cheerleader cleric then you should look into the priest class. They get three domains and better buffs, but their combat level is crap.

[Sabre]

I'll check it out, and I guess that could work if the party doesn't need a ranged fighter as much as it needs a buffer.  The bunny girl and half orc are on frontline duty while my priest and the magus are in the back casting spells.  But is everything else okay?  What did you mean by 'too pretty boy'?

[NicciKotor]

I'll check it out, and I guess that could work if the party doesn't need a ranged fighter as much as it needs a buffer.  The bunny girl and half orc are on frontline duty while my priest and the magus are in the back casting spells.  But is everything else okay?  What did you mean by 'too pretty boy'?

Horray! Also pretty boys hate getting dirty, so going out to the woods molesting and raiding and raping enemies is a no no.

[Sabre]

Hahah, but raping in the woods would be a favorite past time for an elven devotee of a succubus demon lord.  The smell of the trees, the feel of soft leaves and grass under his feet, and the sound of a maiden saying no when she really means yes - because it's not rape if it's an elf.  He's all in!

[Sethala]

Well, my monk is just about ready:

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http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss261/Sethala/cca2a0082afb004b9d07f7507a2f51e0_zps60d8c33e.jpeg

http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=11880

Still need to buy one or two more things, but other than that I think I'm set.

[Zaer Darkwail]

Ok, here is Varg Goldtusk in all his half-orc glory with bow, greataxe and also whip and net for slave capturing. Also pair throwing axes if needing for something. Also his wolf Dusk.

[NicciKotor]

Pretty boy!

[Zaer Darkwail]

Well, he is kind pretty with golden skin and all ;).

[NicciKotor]

Well, he is kind pretty with golden skin and all ;).

Pretty boy boy sparkly shine!

[NicciKotor]

https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=165929.0

[NicciKotor]

https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=165930.0

[Sethala]

So, planning background for Tewi, the cursed bunnygirl monk...

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Tewi was in training as a monk at the Shienlao Monastery, where she had lived for most of her life.  She wasn't very strong, but made up for that weakness with her incredible speed and ability to turn foes' movements against them, even able to rip an enemy's weapon from his hands and use it against him in the same fluid motion.  As one of their best students, she was chosen for an important task: to spy on the nearby Tadoshan Monastery.  Rumors were that some of the instructors there had began to delve into dark magic, and Tewi was chosen to find out what the truth was.

Unfortunately, she had only been there a few days when she decided to sneak around their underground vaults.  There, she found what looked at first to be a simple pair of bracers.  Upon placing them on her wrists however, her clothing instantly shifted and transformed itself into a cursed bunnysuit, complete with ears and puffy tail.

She was able to escape the monastery, but she only managed to find trouble, often being attacked and sometimes kidnapped by all manner of people, until eventually she managed to find the rest of the current group.  She's really has no idea where she is now, or even any idea how to get back home, as the suit seems to mess with her memories of anything before putting it on.  Still, she's happy to follow them around.. as long as they don't end up treating her too bad.

[Marie Reynolds]

Hmm I am having some character ADD so I was wondering if someone would be willing to have backround ties that she is submissive to and pushed her down the track that she needed in order to do her evil deeds?I was looking at one thing that i keep come back to but i keep meandering through to many choices to decide. So if you would be willing to do this it would be immensely helpful.

[NicciKotor]

Hmm I am having some character ADD so I was wondering if someone would be willing to have backround ties that she is submissive to and pushed her down the track that she needed in order to do her evil deeds?I was looking at one thing that i keep come back to but i keep meandering through to many choices to decide. So if you would be willing to do this it would be immensely helpful.

Game has already started.

[Marie Reynolds]

Ah okay well everyone have fun sorry My overactive imagination has defeated me once again.