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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Ignis

Granted. The collage later finds out you cheated on your final exams and revokes your degree, forcing you to take all the classes over again.

I wish Diablo 3 would launch already.

johns1994

Granted. And then you break both your hands...


I wish I was having more sex hahah XD

Adammair

Granted, but you break both your hands, having so much sex. ;)

I wish Angry Birds wasn't so addictive.

Sybl

Granted. I love angry birds. Squishes you..oops.

I wish I had some music.

Ignis

Granted. You are listening to dubstep.

I wish I never had to listen to dubstep again.

johns1994

Granted. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after allllll!!!! (looped forever.)

I wish my phone had a cup holder.

Ignis

Granted. You spill your cup putting it in the cup holder and ruin your phone, loosing all your contacts.

I wish I had small fairy people that cleaned up my desk.

johns1994

Oh the irony...

Granted. They eat everything that touches the surface.

I wish i had night vision!

Sybl

Granted. It id daylight forever though.

I wish My neighbor would shut up.

Ignis

Granted. He looses his ability to speak but you also get new neighbors that have rap music with only base speakers playing all the time.

I wish my kittens wouldnt try and eat everything they see.

johns1994

Granted. They only pee on it now.

I wish I had someone to snuggle right now.

Sybl

Granted. You have a new teddy bear. awwww.

I wish I had a sound proof apartment.

Ignis

Granted. You cant hear a sound. That includes the fire alarms though.

I wish I had a nice old firebird.

Sybl

Granted. You have an old rusty firebird that is so corroded is it junk.

I wish I had a dragon.

Ignis

Granted. You still cant hear the fire alarms though.

I wish I were an only child.

johns1994

Granted. You have to eat your siblings though.


I wish I had a laptop.

Sybl

Silly you. You do have a laptop, they are part of you :P

I wish I could think of a better wish.

johns1994

Granted. You want to be a space ballerina.


I wish I was approved already :P

Adammair

Sorry, can't grant that wish. You'll have to go through the proper channels. :P

I wish I didn't have to deal with nuisance telemarketing calls.

Sybl

Your wish would be granted if you used the do not call listing..oh well the calls keep coming.

I wish some people would learn to use spellcheck.  :P

SilentGemini

Granted, but Spellcheck starts putting the wrong words in, so every thyme a wyrd is spelled, it is rite, but not correct, and theres nothing ewe can dew about it.

I wish that my friends didn't all work on the weekends.

Veluux

Granted. Now you work them.

I wish I had more Brazillian Lemonade.


I am watching you [you]...
From the darkest of shadows...

Sybl

Granted. But the Brazilian Lemonade is imitation.

I wish my muse was still at work.

Veluux

...Granted? But this is their final shift?

I wish I understood the last wish.


I am watching you [you]...
From the darkest of shadows...

Sybl

lol..
Granted I will PM you the meaning.. you asked for it  >:)

I wish for no more language barriers.