Last Poster Wins

[Songbird]

From within the carbonite, Birdy sighs to herself. Now what is she going to do? Fortunately Lazarus takes her along with the win, and keeps them in the same room, so the win is still sort of hers? Maybe?

[Kazyth]

Sighs and is glad he hid his heart elsewhere, before he thunders into Lazarus's church and steals back his win and his prize, desecrating the building before he leaves.

[Songbird]

Doesn't know whether to be annoyed or flattered to be a prized, carbonized sex idol, but hey, at least she's still with the win! :-)

[Bedroom Lazarus]

Takes the win, takes Songbird out of carbonite and instead places her into a container of carbonated soda instead till her cleavage has a layer of fizzy bubbles framing it.  Leaves her as a distracting beverage as he grabs absconds.

[Songbird]

Bursts out of the soda bottle, feeling sticky in a very unsexy way, and immediately hops into the shower, emerging clean and refreshed. Converting Lazarus' lair into a girly love nest, she proceeds to have sex with a hundred men (not all at once, mind you), summoning the goddess Aphrodite who causes Lazzy to become enamored and hand over the win willingly.

[Anesa]

Boob-a-cola?  I'd drink that!  (Especially if it made mine bigger!)

Makes a toast with Birdy

For the WIN!!

[Songbird]

Clinks glasses.

To the win! :D

Sips.

And being busty isn't all sunshine and rainbows. I could tell you plenty of stories... :-[

[Kiric Rand]

*sneaks off during the celebrations*

[Kazyth]

*Sneaks up behind the sneaking Kiric, replaces the win with a meatball sub, and vanishes to safety*

[Songbird]

Summons Kazyth in a secret ritual using one of his towels and a salami, takes back the win, and dismisses him. ;D

[Bedroom Lazarus]

-will take the win, and his overly stretched out shirt.  He needs that!-

[Songbird]

Blushes, taking back the win, but letting him keep the stretched-out shirt as a memento.

[SithLordOfSnark]

-takes the win back.-

[Songbird]

Snatches back the win, giving him an admission ticket to Potatoland instead. ;D

[Bedroom Lazarus]

declines potatoes, instead goes to win!

[Arianna]

Declines the win, takes Laz.

[Bedroom Lazarus]

Win can, for this one time only, wait a few moments, please note that the following conversation has had to be moved do to censureship issues on the board.

[Bedroom Lazarus]

comes back to take the win again..whoo..that was like a marathon.

[Songbird]

Gives the Dark Priest a cuddle and a spank before running off with the win! ;D

[Arianna]

Convinces him to forget the win, and leave with her forever...

[Songbird]

Steals the Win, makes an exact duplicate of it, and flees with it to the newly-created "Naughty Version"... ;)

[SithLordOfSnark]

-runs off to Mexico with the win and gets hitched.-

[Songbird]

Frees the Win from an unsuitable alliance, escaping in the getaway car. ;D

[Arianna]

The win runs away from everyone and straight into my arms.

[Songbird]

Makes a slightly more ladylike version of the classic Tarzan call, the Win returning to its rightful Mistress. ;D