1001 Things not to say to your Boss

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1001 Things not to say to your Boss


Is the drug test multiple choice? Or Essay?
"I thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you despair?"

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stormkitten

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Quote from: Oniya on November 15, 2012, 09:32:19 PM
Remember:  Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to Hell in such a way that they thank you for the vacation tip.

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stormkitten

Me get back to work? You go work... When was the last time you actaully worked?
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stormkitten

How far back does the background check go?
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SugarShane

What do you mean I'm losing my shape? Everytime I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit.
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ShamshielDF

"You paid several thousand dollars for your MCSE and they didn't cover basic TCP/IP?"

Said by me about 5 minutes before I was fired *sigh*

No matter how stupid your boss is, don't let him know.

Even if he is twice your age, just back from having left the company for several months of extensive Microsoft training and they didn't cover the basics you sorted out for yourself at home regarding networking.  I was 18...what can I say?
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ShamshielDF

Close second to my previous:

"I'm sorry...I can't sell those parts at that price.  They aren't the same."

Said (approximately that way) several years later at another job.  The manager I liked had just left and a new one came in.  Part of his sweeping business changes was to get rid of our reliable vendors and reliable parts and expected us to sell cheap crap parts at the same price as the old.  Two of us were let go for having ethics.

Then sued for using proprietary information, misleading clients, theft, contract violation, anti-competitive practices, etc.

Last seen the new boss had sold his house, closed all his businesses in the area, his lawyer (who was his BB in high school) wouldn't take his calls because he refused to pay and the company I had worked for was given to one of the vendors for failure to pay over $30,000 in invoices...I won't get into what happened to the company the other tech, myself and a mutual friend started.
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Tachi

"Why don't you get off your lazy ass and do it yourself?"

stormkitten

"I thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you despair?"

~Twisted Romance & Dark Tales~
*Extreme: Pregnancy & Breeding* 
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Greg MD

Your vein popping out of the side of your neck like that reminds me a lot of your daughter---the same thing happens to her when she screams.

King

Hey, I saw that article about you with the prostitutes and the sex dungeon! Nice!

Sel Nar

"Yes, I told those customers to get the hell out. None of them had ID and the all wanted Alcohol."

(Said 12 hours before I was fired for 'not respecting the customer' Aka. Ignoring Federal Law for the sake of a quick buck)

Ashleebabe

I work at McDonald's so this is what I say.

"This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way."


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Shiri

Are you covering my gas bill for this errand?

Lady Annabelle

Boss:  Well, that ends the orientation.  I hope you enjoy your first day.

You: Thank you very much.  Do you mind if take the rest of the afternoon off because I am really tired?  Also, I am going to need Friday off along with next Thursday and the entire month of August.  We get paid vacation right...
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Soran

You really need a bra that gives you more support.....

Avis habilis

Are you drunk? I mean right now, are you actually drunk?

Soran

Have you any idea what I can do with this stapler.....

stormkitten

If you dont let me have next week off with paid vacation, I am filing a sexual harrassement compliant against you....
"I thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you despair?"

~Twisted Romance & Dark Tales~
*Extreme: Pregnancy & Breeding* 
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Tachi


Sateru

Excuse me, but I'm going to take a nap for a few minutes...   Wake me up when the interview is over...