Ways to Die

[Ryieahna]

MH:  Choking to death on a lifesaver.

ME:  Somebody sets you on fire, puts the fire out with sugar water, and ties you naked to a tree in the middle of a swamp in the summertime with a big net with a small hole in it pitched around the tree so the sounds of the mosquitoes coming to eat your flesh gets to you before they do.

[Dreamer]

This one would be more MH for guys, than girls.
MH: Tied naked to a tree and attacked by five hungry squirrels.

[kitten]

MH: choking to death on an ice cube..... which I almost did *shuffles feet  :-[*

[ShamshielDF]

MH:  Running out of the switch room as the fire suppression system kicks on, only tripping and skidding on the tile you had just pulled up, and being unable to reach the disable trigger before the Halon system goes off.  (And you wonder why I don't want to work in the back section of the server room?)

MH:  Forgetting that the printer is plugged in when you go to work on it, accidentally touching the charging wires, cutting yourself on them and shorting a few thousand volts to ground, through your heart.

MH:  Spraying "Ozone safe" compressed air into a computer that you know is turned off, unplugged and well away from an outlet, only to discover that it has a faulty capacitor that arcs as the ozone-safe-but-terribly-flammable gas blows through it, sending up a fireball in your face.  (I only lost some eyebrows to that)

MH/ME:  Finding a magnetic monopole and creating a new universe in the lab, only to find that it doesn't self deteriorate into its own pocket universe through a micro black hole, but succeeds in creating a new big bang in your house.

MH/ME:  Discovering the secret to a lower energy state and successfully ending the whole universe.

ME:  I believe it was said best by a friend:  Death by sexual exhaustion.

ME:  Standing inside the LHC during a firing sequence (assuming the near perfect vacuum and near absolute zero temperature didn't kill you first).  Apparently there was a Russian who stuck his head inside the beam path of a collider in Russia who, aside from a host of medical problems (cancers, blindness, brain damage, etc), one side of his face has stopped aging.

[Tachi]

MH: Being eaten by an angry mob of ferrets. (I have three. They would so eat someone if given the option.)

ME: Death by chocolate.

[Soran]

MH Being shot by Dick Cheney on a hunt.....oops!  ;D

[Lady Annabelle]

Most Humiliating - Being so old & weak that somebody lays a sponge on your head while in the tub and the weight sinks you underneath the water and you drown.  ((Mr. Burns reference... XD ))

Most Epically Awesome Way To Die - Being tied to a bed, fondled by any number of people and die of starvation/exhaustion.  ((We'll go with Sloth from "Seven" for that one...))

[Soran]

ME - Suffocation by boobies...lot and lots......  ;D

[Autumn52]

MH: On a date with the love of your life, after he tells you he is in love with your best friend, and then you choke on a chicken bone.

ME: I'm sorry son she died of a complete sensory overload, every sensation in her body was brought to life at once. (It could happen)

[Rider of Wind]

MH: A chihuahua eats your face after you ate a burrito.

ME: Taking out the alien mothership with your aircraft like the dude from Independence Day "Hello, boys! I'm baaaack..."

[Autumn52]

MH:  Dies from overindulgence in Diet Coke... (Coroner Pries Two Liter From Dead Woman's Hands)

ME:  Skydiving on 40th B-Day, parachute doesn't open...don don donnnnnnnn.

[PaleEnchantress]

MH: Having your home demolished on top of you by  drunk redneck who just couldn't wait to sober up before operating the wrecking ball.

ME: After she had psychically enslaved nearly half the worlds population her mind acvieves nirvana without the rest of her. The non enslaved half of the worlds population later kills themselves in despair for never knowing the pleasure of mindless obedience in her name.

[Lady Haven]

MH: realizing your bathing top has come loose and you drown trying to fix it..

ME: I'm going to go with my favorite, being made love to until I want to die..

[TheLegionary]

MH: asphixiated when having a moti - this causes a lot of casualties in Japan, I heard.

MEA: trying to prevent a criminal from doing something evil against a defenseless child.

[ruaprnstr]

MH: When taking a bathroom break and pushing too hard

ME: Being sang to sleep by a chior of angels while making love to my beautiful wife...

[Zorak]

Ok... this is   **TRUE**    (it's happening right now to the uncle of a co-worker... and he's not expected to live more than another week)

Gangrene ... of the penis...

oowwwww.... this hurts just thinking of it...