Last Poster Wins

[Enthelya]

Yeah, I know, I'm a pretty shy person too. :P

[ChicagoOkie]

Sneaks off with the win.

[Enthelya]

Oh, please...

[ChicagoOkie]

Realizes he is caught and begins to run off with the win.

[Enthelya]

Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!

[ChicagoOkie]

I haven't broken any laws. This is a public property win.

[Enthelya]

But... You tried to sneak away with it! And then ran off!

[ChicagoOkie]

No no, you are mistaken. I was just walking slowly and then remembered I had an appointment to get to.

[Enthelya]

No need to take the victory at the appointment with you then. I'll keep it safe, don't worry.

[ChicagoOkie]

Oh no, they need to see the win. I will just take it with me.

[Enthelya]

I can bring it for you then. Why should I trust you going away with it?

[ChicagoOkie]

Because it is mine.

[Enthelya]

Well, now it is mine. Just hand it over, and no one will get hurt.

[ChicagoOkie]

I'm afraid I couldn't even if I wanted to. You see I accidentally spilled some industrial super adhesive on my hand and grabbed the win. So, it can't be removed. They don't make a solvent for this particular adhesive.

[SpiralSpider]

Solvent, my ass...

[ChicagoOkie]

Pours solvent on Sprider's ass.  Why did you want me to do that?

[Enthelya]

Can I have a look at it? Maybe there's something useful written on the package.

Waves at Spider. Oh, are you back?

[ChicagoOkie]

Sure, ooooppppssss...drops the package down a well. Shoot.

[Enthelya]

Oh, that's a pity. :-(
Anyway... Too bad the one stuck to your hand is a Chinese copy of the real victory. Takes out the real victory from her pocket. I feel sorry for you, mate.

[ChicagoOkie]

A copy? Let me see that! Grabs the real win with another glue covered hand.

[Enthelya]

Closes her hand as fast as possible, seeing his arm darting towards her, preventing his hand from grabbing the victory but getting their hands glued togheter. She looks at Okie with a disappointed raised eyebrow. ... Really? Enthelya tries to get her hand unstuck, without success. Great. Are you happy now?

[ChicagoOkie]

I'm not unhappy.

[Enthelya]

Grumbles as she closes her eyes, then takes a deep breath and looks up at him. So, how are you going to fix this mess?

[SpiralSpider]

Silly peoples

[ChicagoOkie]

Grumbles as she closes her eyes, then takes a deep breath and looks up at him. So, how are you going to fix this mess?

Why should I fix it? You are the one that moved.

Hey Spider, how are you?