at the salon (M for F)

[Monsieur]

His project and work day finally finished the man decided to get his hair cut and a shave would be nice as well.  The house construction site that he had been supervising was almost completely done and the manager felt that he deserved some long needed grooming.
    He decided to stop at a local hair salon.  The man was happhy that there were no other customers in the swanky salón, so he just grabbed the first chair near that was available and and stretched out his lanky frame.  After perhaps 5 minutes, the man dozed off without even realizing it.  After some time (perhaps an hour?) had passed he was awakened by the unmistakeable sweet smell of the perfumed woman standing beside and above him.  He noticed she was a rather large woman, probably six feet or so in dark navy tight fitting jeans with a shirt button opened revealing freckles about her ample bosom.
     The shop was beginning to darken since the sun had set since he first sauntered in.  Without speaking she draped a smock over his prone body and fastened it snugly around  his sun-burned neck.  Leaning over him, the odor of sweaty construction site was unmistakeable, and she smoothed the plastic protective gown over his dusty workshirt.
     Unconsciously looking at his large-scale workboots, she emitted a sigh....