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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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CaptainNexus616

Granted but now you have nothing to your name.

I wish I could do the Kamehameha
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blue eyes

granted; but the genie is old school, had never heard of the Kamehameha and you end up as the 18th century King of Hawaii

I wish i owned a Degas painting.
Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting --
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.

DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted but it's a forgery.

I wish for the hope diamond.

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MiraMirror

Granted, but it grows depressed in its captivity and is corrupted, becoming the Despair Diamond.
I wish dogs had longer life spans.
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DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but now all dogs live to be 203 and they rise up and take over the world, enslaving man to play endless games of fetch and terrorize them with squeak toys.

I wish I had more wishes.

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MiraMirror

Granted, but every single one of them backfires against you friends and family, and you're eventually left with nothing but yourself and your wishes.

I wish Sundays were just a bit more exciting. -w-
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DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but they get so exciting that you can't keep up with everything that's going on and you are so exhausted you sleep all week.

I wish I had a credit card with no bill.

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MiraMirror

Granted, but it isn't accepted anywhere at all.
I wish I had a capybara.
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DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but it gets loose and chews holes in everything you own and frightens the neighbors.

I wish I could go back in time.

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Usani

Granted but it can only go back 10 years.

I wish I could have one night with Norman Reedus.

DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but all you can do is talk. Like seriously....Just...talk.

I wish for a sno cone. A blue one.

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Usani

Ha I can handle that he has a voice that I could listen to forever! lol

Granted but the blue stuff isnt really flavoring, MUHAHAHAHA!

I wish I could draw and become an artist.

DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but you can only sell your art on Tuesdays, in New Jersery...at the shore.

I wish for a life sized gummy bear.

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Usani

Ouch that hurts lol!

Granted but its made out of plastic.

I wish for an unlimited supply of s'mores ice cream.

DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but it's only in 1 mililiter increments.

I wish for a million little powdered snack donuts.

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Usani

Granted but you can only eat one donut a month.

I wish for a new tattoo.

DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but you have to take whatever the artist picks.

I wish for a Mercedes.

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Usani

Granted but theres no engine.

I wish for a PS4 with new games.

DemonessOfDeathValley

Awwww...

Granted, but your choices are limited to only titles produced by EA.

I wish Unicorns were real.

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Usani

Awww I hate sports!!

They are real its Irelands mascot, no joke!! Anyway granted but they're mean.

I wish my erotic dream I had about Norman Reedus last night was real.

DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but you'll never remember it.

I wish for one night with Randy Orton.

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Usani

Granted but he turns out to be a woman and very subbish.

I wish for a bigger house to live in with all my best friends.

MiraMirror

Granted, but the walls, floors, and ceilings are all made of lava. Have fuuuun.

I wish for more strawberry cheesecake ice cream. ; w ;
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CaptainNexus616

Granted but the Genie nom'd it all up when you weren't looking.

I wish I had all of the property and money that Iron man has including his suits :D
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THIS TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THAT TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ \(`Д´)/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ Sorry, I just dropped my bag of Doritos in my signature again. ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄┐( °ー ° )┌

MiraMirror

Granted, but you're quickly arrested for grand theft.
I wish I had a new computer tower.
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