Perverted Wishes

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Crovonovin

Granted.  However, the speech promotes a terribly misogynistic agenda, and you are forced to present it to a room full of radical feminists.  You are quickly torn to pieces.

I wish that I could control plants at will.

lexxusbabe

Success!! You now control the plants... However, as a result of your biological tinkering, and the emergence of your fabled super-plants, other creatures likewise develop and within 20 years, the world is over-run by giant caterpillars.

I want to be able to drive my bed to work.

Inkidu

Granted however it gets horrible gas mileage and you are constantly being arrested for being asleep at the wheel.

I wish I had a nice soft pillow.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

shadowbane

Granted, however his name is bubba and he is your cell mate

I wish I could go home

Crovonovin

Wish granted.  However, your mother's body really wasn't built to hold an adult human being without...unfortunate results.

I wish I had the ability to manipulate light.

Mnemaxa

Poof!  You can now manipulate light!

But the ability only works in the dark.


I wish for the ability to let other people share my dreams....

The Well of my Dreams is Poisoned; I draw off the Poison, which becomes the Ink of my Authorship, the Paint upon my Brush.

Maci

Viola.  only sharing your dreams is not controlling your dreams.  the nightmare you had scares everyone to death and now your all alone.

I want to be the super chef creating gourmet foods in mere seconds.

Crovonovin

Granted!  However, your compulsion to cook all the time ensures that you'll never have the time to actually eat all the delicious food that you're making.  Starvation soon follows.

I wish that I could talk my way out of any conflict.

SubmissiveDominance

Poof! You can talk you way out of any conflict, but not those of the people closest to you. They are killed off one by one and you commit suicide soon after.
Will you wrap your arms around me?/
As I'm falling

AFI-"The Boy Who Destroyed the World"

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MusicNeverDies

They didn't make a wish, so I will. :)

I wish that I didn't tell people off to impress others.

lexxusbabe

Your wish is granted: nobody is impressed though, and you've gone from being a highly respected, confident and assertive person to a complete wallflower, who is afraid to step on her own shadow. Anyway, what am I doing talking to a lowly little coward like you?? :P

I wish things were simple as when you were a kid :)

MusicNeverDies

Quote from: lexxusbabe on March 22, 2009, 04:27:09 AM
Your wish is granted: nobody is impressed though, and you've gone from being a highly respected, confident and assertive person to a complete wallflower, who is afraid to step on her own shadow. Anyway, what am I doing talking to a lowly little coward like you?? :P

I wish things were simple as when you were a kid :)
Granted. You can no longer drink, view porn, vote, gamble, or come on E. Enjoy!

I wish I had better habits when it came to sleeping.

lexxusbabe

Okay, but, every night at ten-thirty pm, you fall asleep for precisely eight hours. Not only are your wild-child days also behind you, but you must also suffer the indignity of not being able to wake up if you need the bathroom (urrrgh musicneverdies!!)

Wish I could reclaim all the time I've lost surfing the internet! :)

Maci

Done.  You've now spent a significant amount of time standing in line, mostly Walmart and watching reruns of Law & Order.

I wish I never had a car payment again!

Sethite

Granted... and you will never have a car too.

I wish I had a work that is not as time-consuming as current.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Desan

Granted! You'll get a job that you only have to work Tuesday and Wednesdays from 10am-3pm at a grocery store! However, because you work so little, you don't get paid much. This causes you to cut back on spending such as taking out your internet for a solid year.

I wish there were no exams in college.
And I don’t really give a f-ck, and my excuse is that I’m young.


snow

granted, you now have no exams....or work for that mater and you git nothing at all but you still have to pay huge amounts of money just to sit in a class room and do nothing, and b/c of this you can never graduate.

i wish my friend would come home from iraq
RAWR! (it means i love you in dinosaur =S)

i do not understand what i do...it is no longer I myself who dose it, but it is evil living in me...for what i do not the good i want to do; no, the evil i do not want to do---this i keep on doing...i fined this law at work when i see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the laws of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of evil, i my self in my mind am a slave to goods laws, but in the evil nature a slave to the laws of evil

Captain Maltese

Quote from: snow on March 31, 2009, 09:33:17 AM
granted, you now have no exams....or work for that mater and you git nothing at all but you still have to pay huge amounts of money just to sit in a class room and do nothing, and b/c of this you can never graduate.

i wish my friend would come home from iraq


Granted. However, you have just been drafted and sent to replace him.

I wish I was 6'6''.

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Milanthe

Granted, though due to your new height, you're lifespan has been considerably shortened and through your later years you cannot walk for the wear and tear on your hip, knee and ankle joints.  You only live to be 37.

I wish I could make straight A's in college and not have to deal with idiots.
Back from the deadish...  I hope...  Is deadish a word?

Aaleril

From now on, your professors are all magically old, pruny, and extremely horny. So, start cracking on those "grades"!

I wish for...world peace!
I'm sorry all, but life has caught up to me and all the workload associated. I will try to get back to the stories ASAP!

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Sethite

Wish granted. After nuclear apocalypse there will be no one to conduct the wars.

I wish could play the guitar.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Saku

Wish granted. But you can only play one note.

I wish to get a kiss from Jeffrey Dean Morgan!
I'm back!
"Times change and so must I. We all change when you think about it. We’re all different people all through our lives.
And that’s ok, that’s good, as long as you keep moving, as long as you remember all the people that you used to be.
I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me."
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Aaleril

You are magically teleported to Mr. Jeffrey Dean Morgan...of Iowa, in the middle of a trailer park! (Trust me, you don't want to know anything about this guy...)

I just want a Pikachu!
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Saku

Wish granted!

But your Pikachu goes nuts the minute you get him and starts gnawing on your arm and biting you all over the place and won't stop!
I'm back!
"Times change and so must I. We all change when you think about it. We’re all different people all through our lives.
And that’s ok, that’s good, as long as you keep moving, as long as you remember all the people that you used to be.
I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me."
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Aaleril

You for got a wish, by the way... So I'll add one instead

I wish for it to rain sheep and cows!
I'm sorry all, but life has caught up to me and all the workload associated. I will try to get back to the stories ASAP!

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