"Famous" Last Words

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Downfall347

#250
March 31, 2009, 10:48:31 AM
Hey, hey, watch me lower my sperm count

Oniya

#251
March 31, 2009, 10:58:31 AM
Better cap this valve coming off my hot water heater...

(Yay Mythbusters!)
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Milanthe

#252
March 31, 2009, 01:12:10 PM
Hey honey, that love bite stings a bi-Ow...  Honey!  That-OW!  OW OW OW!  STOP BITING ME!  Uh...  Honey...  Why are you growling like a puppy? 
Back from the deadish...  I hope...  Is deadish a word?

Captain Maltese

#253
March 31, 2009, 01:46:14 PM
'And now pupils, we empty this bottle on water in that half full pewter of highly concentrated acid.....'

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Milanthe

#254
March 31, 2009, 01:55:23 PM
Hey!  Honey!  Do I put the Gummy Bears in the molten sugar before or after it's turned to caramel?  Honey?  Hm...  Guess I'll put it in now, don't have much time.

((Anyone remember that experiment in HS?  I do.  :D  I got to reinact it at home using my cousin's lab set.  Scared the hell outta her mom!))
Back from the deadish...  I hope...  Is deadish a word?

Inkidu

#255
March 31, 2009, 09:25:00 PM
Quote from: Cpt Corto Maltese on March 31, 2009, 01:46:14 PM
'And now pupils, we empty this bottle on water in that half full pewter of highly concentrated acid.....'
(Ha ha, it's always A over W.)

Okay look we have a giant wall and the most advanced military of the known world. They have ponies and furry, admittedly funny, hats. How can we lose?
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Hippie

#256
April 01, 2009, 11:58:53 AM
I don't think that's such a good idea...
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."

Oracle

#257
April 01, 2009, 12:45:47 PM
This is a true convo:

Are you sure it's gonna make it up the hill?

It's done it before!

Ray, it's rained and the ground takes four days to dry because it's clay and douche bag's field drain runs right down the hill...

It's been three days since it rained! It'll make it!

.........I'm gettin' my cell so I can call Bill when you get stuck...

(Ten minutes later, brother has buried the Farmall Tractor up to the seat in clay, rocks, sand, and in general... mud.) *brother shuts tractor off and looks at me....* I hate you.

I told you so?


Oniya

#258
April 01, 2009, 01:06:44 PM
(Heeeere's yer sign....)

"Now, you'll note that the yellow band separates the red from the black, but that's okay, because 'red then yellow, friendly fellow'."
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Inkidu

#259
April 01, 2009, 04:28:46 PM
I don't think we should open the box. Dr. Jones was very careful to explain it to us.
What's he know, he's a teacher!
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If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Mithlomwen

#260
April 01, 2009, 06:14:04 PM
Are you supposed to turn the electricity off first? 
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Crovonovin

#261
April 01, 2009, 06:29:48 PM
Zalgo!

Dreamweaver

#262
April 02, 2009, 01:49:44 AM
"Hell, I can fly that."

Aaleril

#263
April 02, 2009, 01:59:47 AM
"Watch this!"
I'm sorry all, but life has caught up to me and all the workload associated. I will try to get back to the stories ASAP!

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Satnslillgrl

#264
April 02, 2009, 01:54:21 PM
Trust me. This ALWAYS works.
Believe me, believe me. I can't tell you why.
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side.
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snow

#265
April 03, 2009, 09:00:42 AM
whos with me lads!
RAWR! (it means i love you in dinosaur =S)

i do not understand what i do...it is no longer I myself who dose it, but it is evil living in me...for what i do not the good i want to do; no, the evil i do not want to do---this i keep on doing...i fined this law at work when i see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the laws of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of evil, i my self in my mind am a slave to goods laws, but in the evil nature a slave to the laws of evil

Captain Maltese

#266
April 03, 2009, 09:16:25 AM
You and what army?

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saturnschild

#267
April 03, 2009, 10:14:23 AM
Of course the Propane tank is ok to sit next to an open fire....what about check the valves.
The greatest thing you can ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.-Moulin Rouge
In a world ruled by the dead, we are forced to finally start living.- Walking Dead
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him. - Johnny Cash

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Milanthe

#268
April 03, 2009, 10:32:27 AM
I WANNA TRY!!!
Back from the deadish...  I hope...  Is deadish a word?

Sel Nar

#269
April 03, 2009, 10:42:03 AM
Say, has anyone played Hacky-Sack with a grenade? (the guy got a Darwin Award)

Captain Maltese

#270
April 03, 2009, 01:18:08 PM
He's just a harmless old grumpy really.

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Marguerite

#271
April 03, 2009, 07:58:33 PM
Hmm, a shark in the ocean, naw, he doesn't like dark meat.
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Inkidu

#272
April 03, 2009, 09:03:49 PM
There's no way that thing in the water is a crocodile it's probably a log... definitely a log.
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Terris Geolith

#273
April 03, 2009, 09:38:15 PM
Is that a toilet seat falling from the sky towards me?

(:Wonders if someone will get the reference:)
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Sel Nar

#274
April 03, 2009, 10:12:09 PM
(Dead Like me.)

'Oh, no sir, I'm just getting rid of these Dud landmines' *Kaboom*
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